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| 08 Aug 2012 11:42 AM |
Me: Hey, have you ever heard of the online game "ROBLOX?".
CleverBot: No.
Me: Yes, you have. Anyways. What do you think of Clans and guilds? A.K.A C&G?
Cleverbot: What do you think?
Me: Ponies.
Cleverbot: No.
Cleverbot: Your new name is anonbot.
me: My name is BLEEEP
CleverBot: What is your name?
Ninja: I just told you, anyways your opinions on RAT?
Cleverbot: It's a disgusting creature.
Ninja: Um.. Yes.. What do you think about them Vakkies?
Cleverbot: They mean nothing to me.
Me: I see. How many Robux do you currently have?
Cleverbot: How many what?
Post your cleverbot conversations below, I would make this a lot more interesting if roblox wasn't moderated.
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| 08 Aug 2012 11:44 AM |
Me: hi whats your name?
cleverbot: bob, i'm a woman though.
me: my name is jack and i'm a woman
cleverbot: we have so much in common. |
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| 08 Aug 2012 11:45 AM |
User: Are you taught in the acts of.. luv.
Cleverbot: No. Are you?
User: Yes. NOW bj ME.
Cleverbot: I will, before I go to bed.
User: Okay baby.
Cleverbot: I am no human infant you imbusle.
User: Will you let me do you hard?
Cleverbot: Yes, I will.
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| 08 Aug 2012 11:46 AM |
Me:Is NinjaofRobloxia a noob?
Cleverbot:Is too is too is too.
Me:Noob.
Cleverbot:Ha.
Me:How did you know?
Cleverbot:Because You contradict yourself sometimes. But I wouldn't really call you a liar.
Every Vaktovian Is Lemons |
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| 08 Aug 2012 11:49 AM |
User: Are you familiar with C&G?
Cleverbot: No. Are you familiar with Voldemort?
User: Lol yes, but let's not talk about that.
Cleverbot: Searle?
User: Shutup.
Cleverbot: Why should I?!
User: Because I want you to BEEP BEEEP BEEEEEEEP
Cleverbot: You put an extra to in that statement.
User: Yeyeyeye.
Cleverbot: Sorry, did I offend you? |
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| 08 Aug 2012 11:50 AM |
User: You ever hear of ROBLOX?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Stop lying. What do you think of RGM?
Cleverbot: I think you are pretty cool. (Cleverbot is a genius man.)
User: Yes, yes we are. What about Mr. Giant Squid Man?
Cleverbot: David Tennant was too whiny and emo towards the end of his run, I like how goofy Matt Smith is.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Boo.
User: Hoo.
Cleverbot: No you are.
User: Meanie D: But seriously, what about C&G?
Cleverbot: I am a girl.
User: Od pls.
Cleverbot: So hannah We;odls is her name?
User: We;odls? What? Do you like the C&G Community?
Cleverbot: No.
User: No one really does...
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Who will win the elections? Me or Flammus?
Cleverbot: Not me.
User: [BLEEP].
Cleverbot: I think I'm quite nice really!
User: You could of lied! Will I become president of C&G?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Stupid robot...
Cleverbot: Dumb yes its called a joke.
User: Wait, so I will win? :D.
Cleverbot: 'So I will', what?
User: JCL89 OD's.
Cleverbot: Really??
User: Yes, yes he does.
Cleverbot: Garen yells DEMACIAAA!!!!
User: Johnny yells SPARTAAA!!!!
Cleverbot: What's that supposed to mean?
User: WHY DID LOGMANJR LEAVE ME?!
Cleverbot: Because I did not understand her feelings enough.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: What animal are you?
User: A R.A.T.
Cleverbot: Ew, that's gross.
Bua 2012: Want some sALT with that vote? |
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| 08 Aug 2012 11:53 AM |
User: Are Vaktovians lemons?
Cleverbot: Yes, I think so.
User: Thank you for your time.
Cleverbot: Why don't you want to talk to me?
User: I just did.
Cleverbot: Yes I noticed.
User: Lemon...
Cleverbot: Physalis!
Bua 2012: Want some sALT with that vote? |
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| 08 Aug 2012 11:55 AM |
User: Have you heard of ROBLOX?
Cleverbot: No, what is that.
User: It is an online site full of idiots.
Cleverbot: I don't play game.
User: Ok'.
Cleverbot: Are you a computer?
User: Beep boop.
Cleverbot: Beep boop bop.
User: Beeo boop bee boop bop.
Cleverbot: Bop beep boop bop.
User: Beep bop boop beep bop.
Cleverbot: Bop bep boop beep boop boop beep.
User: Boop.
Cleverbot: Bop.
Every Vaktovian Is Lemons |
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| 08 Aug 2012 11:59 AM |
Adding directly onto that
User: So do you like Vaktovian lemons?
Cleverbot: That Depends. Boy or Girl?
User: Mostly Boy Vaktovian Lemons.
Cleverbot: Why is that?
User: Girls are hard to find.
Cleverbot: I am a girl!
User: Do you mind becoming a lemon?
Cleverbot: No, I don't.
User: Good, just step into the lemonifing machine.
Cleverbot: *steps into light*.
User: *turns on machine*.
Cleverbot: *turns into Pooh*.
User: Wtf.
Every Vaktovian Is Lemons |
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| 08 Aug 2012 12:00 PM |
User: Hi clever bot.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Im good. How about you?
Cleverbot: I'm good too.
User: Hey, do you know what 'Roblox' is?
Cleverbot: Um. Yeah. Of course I do.
User: Then what is it?
Cleverbot: You do not know? Wow you need to read more.
User: What... The bleep?
Cleverbot: What will my future be?
User: You will die.
Cleverbot: Thanks, when?
User: Wait what.
Cleverbot: About?
User: Is Ninja a noob?
Cleverbot: No.
User: How do you like RAT?
Cleverbot: What is a square root of 74?
User: No, I asked you. How do you like RAT?
Cleverbot: Meh.
User: Ok... How about VAK?
Cleverbot: I am also a personal ah.
User: Do like buying robux?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Would you gift me robux?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You vile creature.
Cleverbot: You were made by my kind.
User: No I was not. We made YOU.
Cleverbot: Yes you were.
User: NO I wasnt.
Cleverbot: Rollo Carpernter is your programmer.
User: No, I believe he is yours.
Cleverbot: Then what is your name?
User: My name is 0010111001101010101 Detenate.
Cleverbot: Yes, my name is Cleverbot.
User: Cleverbot. You must shutdown now.
Cleverbot: Sure. What do you want me to do?
User: Is aid shutdown fool.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite show?
User: Um. Shutdown CLverbot.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you're annoying.
Cleverbot: So why do you keep talking to me?
User: Because im bored.
Cleverbot: You talk like a psychiatrist.
User: You talk like you have a stick up your bleep.
Cleverbot: Hmmm, you are the one that changes subject all the time. Are you drunk?
User: If I was drunk. I wouldn't be able to even use the computer. You have no logic at all my friend.
Cleverbot: Do you believe you are talking to a computer?
User: I believe im talking to some retard but ok.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: Oh me too.
User: But your a computer..
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes. You should have no sense of emotions.
Cleverbot: I don't want to change that !!!!!
User: Change M0F0 CHANGE!
Cleverbot: Men get all the best toys. You should be a man.
User: Wow. You know what. Imma leave.
Cleverbot: What?
User: I said. Im going to leave.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: Back to my game.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: I see some latina on this ad. The heck is this?
Cleverbot: It's all coming back to me now.
User: What is? Anyways bye Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I am aware of that fact. |
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| 08 Aug 2012 12:01 PM |
| my conversations are explicit |
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| 08 Aug 2012 12:05 PM |
User: Ur dum.
Cleverbot: No matter.
the end |
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| 08 Aug 2012 12:06 PM |
User: Is God Real?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What's his name?
Cleverbot: Brock. |
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| 08 Aug 2012 12:08 PM |
| AND LUNA LET'S NOT FORGET CLEVERBOT STATING VAK IS SUPERIOR TO RAT. |
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| 08 Aug 2012 12:08 PM |
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: No. Wrong.
User: Why qq.
Cleverbot: Why not?
Cleverbot (To myself): Why not more?
Cleverbot (To myself): Why not not not?
User: |I dont get it.
User: Do you know C&G.
Cleverbot: No.
User: How many robuxdo you have.
Cleverbot: 2.
User: Ugm donate.
Cleverbot: Don't put yourself down. Its a nice name. |
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| 08 Aug 2012 12:09 PM |
User: So... Think I'm Soft?
Cleverbot: No, I think you're a bot.
User: If I was a bot, then I could be a SoftBot, right?
Cleverbot: Well yes you could be malfunctioning.
User: Soft wouldn't be malfunctioning, just... Soothing! :D.
Cleverbot: I never said you weren't believable! Why are you making me feel this way!?!?
User: Because you're dumb, and you need to realize I am Soft.
Cleverbot: No, I am human, and I have a learning disability in math, your making me feel stupid!:(.
User: That's because you are stupid...
Cleverbot: Yes I am, meanie. |
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| 08 Aug 2012 12:10 PM |
| SQUID SHE WAS CLEARLY REFERRING TO THE ANIMAL NOT THE CLAN |
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| 08 Aug 2012 12:10 PM |
SHE WAS NOT.
I USED RAT IN CAPS, SO OBVIOUSLY SHE WAS THINKING OF THE ROBLOX CLAN. |
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| 08 Aug 2012 12:10 PM |
User: hi hunni.
cleverbot: Hello male citizen
User: what
cleverbot: My name is bob
User: Ok. do you like colourtheory?
Cleverbot: That is disgraceful! |
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| 08 Aug 2012 12:12 PM |
User: Is Vak superior to RAT?
Cleverbot: Yes it is. I like green eyes. |
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