MiCrOL33T
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| 07 Aug 2012 08:17 PM |
| I was looking out of my window when I saw the little Johnson boy from down the street playing with a football. He dropped it and he bent down to go and pick it up and suddenly my pants were tight and I could feel my pulse throbbing again so I lure him into my house with sugared sweets. Needless to say, one thing led to another and a certain few of his orifices are now as wide as a CD. What should I do? They normally don´t live this long, but I can hear him straining against the ropes in my closet. Do I release him into the wild as you would a goose or swan? |
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fallout75
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| 07 Aug 2012 08:18 PM |
u should talk to him become his friend |
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| 07 Aug 2012 08:19 PM |
What is this i don't even
~~~^>Livin that Lamp Shade life<^~~~ |
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| 07 Aug 2012 08:19 PM |
| Don't play around in cucumber-processing factories, kids. |
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| 07 Aug 2012 08:19 PM |
I'm not going to lie this turned me oonn. |
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| 07 Aug 2012 08:19 PM |
No. Keep him with you. He wants to be your loyal servant until his last dying breath.
a winner is you |
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MiCrOL33T
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| 07 Aug 2012 08:20 PM |
| Damn. One of my neighbours just came round and asked what the screaming was. I told him I was clopping. Brb, I have to go put him down. |
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| 07 Aug 2012 08:21 PM |
' not ` :P
~"Dealing with horses is not if you get hurt, its when, and how bad."~Wild Horse, Wild Ride.~ |
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MiCrOL33T
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| 07 Aug 2012 08:23 PM |
| I´m back. Damn, that was messy. Well, his mouth is still open, I think I could still get 2-3 uses out of it. |
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MiCrOL33T
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| 07 Aug 2012 08:26 PM |
| Random question: Does anybody here know anything about dissolving a body in a tub? |
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BigMoof
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MiCrOL33T
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| 07 Aug 2012 08:29 PM |
| Never mind. I think I´ll just settle for chopping him up into sections and throwing him into a lake. |
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