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| 07 Aug 2012 03:00 PM |
After being thoughtfully considered by a consensus of thirteen and a half Americans including one man convicted of manslaughter, a nine month old baby with one eye, six fingers, and absolutely no motor skills whatsoever, Mike Tyson, a random black guy, a Vietnam war veteran cut in half by a "Oriental Buzzsaw" and seven white people, Canada has been officially renamed America's hat, and Mexico has been renamed America's Horribly Disfigured Lower Half. This was a unanimous decision but unfortunately only 11 of the participants received the Medals of Honor they were awarded by Congress after formentioned baby was run over by an oncoming ocean liner and the Vietnam war veteran was eaten alive by the manslaughter convict. Said decision is to take place immediately and all local maps will be updated with the new names.
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cabber
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| Joined: 15 Jul 2009 |
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| 07 Aug 2012 03:04 PM |
| Cool, I now live on a hat :D |
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LJNToys
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| 07 Aug 2012 03:05 PM |
| the irony,like 10 of usa states were mexican so rename that too. |
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