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Re: 9,001 Chuck Norris Jokes!

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Puffletaco is not online. Puffletaco
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27 Oct 2010 07:44 PM
1. Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin he build with his own two hands.

Keep the list going!
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Chocolates is not online. Chocolates
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27 Oct 2010 07:48 PM
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luigirocks5 is not online. luigirocks5
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27 Oct 2010 07:49 PM
If you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$, Chuck Norris has more money then you.
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Joey617294 is not online. Joey617294
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27 Oct 2010 08:07 PM
Chuck norris killed Chcolates because Chcolates is a Justin bieber fan
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ForumGameEmperor is not online. ForumGameEmperor
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27 Oct 2010 08:15 PM
If you have 5$ and chuck norris has 5$, both of you are hobos and need to get jobs.
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Chocolates is not online. Chocolates
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27 Oct 2010 08:22 PM
@joey

1. How am I typing, then?
2. Justina Beaver is the ugliest teenage beaver with a mouse's voice that ever roamed this world.
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Joey617294 is not online. Joey617294
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27 Oct 2010 08:35 PM
@Chocolates

Chuck norris is an epic fail? to bad for you, you won't get a chance to see one, and I mean ONE! lifeless Chuck norris hater in the world, you don't see me going around and posting on a thread that includes making jokes on someone to make them look cooler, but Chuck norris is awsome, grow up!
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jaminlloyd is not online. jaminlloyd
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27 Oct 2010 08:36 PM
Chuck Norris is so fa-
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rotflol3333 is not online. rotflol3333
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27 Oct 2010 09:03 PM
chuck norris turns pennies into 5$ bills
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nash6116 is not online. nash6116
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27 Oct 2010 09:14 PM
Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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amdintel32 is not online. amdintel32
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27 Oct 2010 09:23 PM
Chuck Norris can eat a fish.
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nash6116 is not online. nash6116
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27 Oct 2010 09:25 PM
Chuck Norris CAN believe its not butter
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Sahanke is not online. Sahanke
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27 Oct 2010 09:31 PM
Chuck norris was the 4th wise man, he gave baby jesus the gift of beard, which jesus used till the day he died. The other 3 wise men were so jellous, the used there combined powers to have him removed from the bible, they latter died of round house kick related deaths.
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Baseball02a is not online. Baseball02a
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27 Oct 2010 09:32 PM
Chuck Norris will PWN Chocolates for saing that Chuck Norris fails!!!!
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Stone28 is not online. Stone28
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27 Oct 2010 09:34 PM
Je.sus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land!
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Sahanke is not online. Sahanke
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27 Oct 2010 09:34 PM
Chuck norris dosn't walk, the ground moves beneath his feet.
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salem9 is not online. salem9
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27 Oct 2010 09:36 PM
Chuck Norris is the only man to successfully deliver a round house kick through an email.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light so the dark can sleep without fear of Chuck Norris.
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Stone28 is not online. Stone28
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27 Oct 2010 09:37 PM
God said "Let there be light." And Chuck Norris replied, "Say please."
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Sahanke is not online. Sahanke
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27 Oct 2010 09:38 PM
Chuck norris was once playing golf at an expensive fancy golf club, every hole he put a 0 for his score because he was just that good. A pro golfer walks up to him and says "you can put 0's for your golf score!" Chuck replys, "do you know who i am? I am chuck norris!" The golfer than poured gasoline over himself and lit himself on fire, knowing it would be less painfull than being killed by chuck. Chuck norris still gave him a round house kick to the head.
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Stone28 is not online. Stone28
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28 Oct 2010 10:48 PM
Lol.
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Covenant1 is not online. Covenant1
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29 Oct 2010 01:55 AM
Chilcren dont cry when they find out they live in a world with the Boogeyman in it but they cry when they find out they live in a world with Chuck Norris in it.
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lambofreak2 is not online. lambofreak2
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29 Oct 2010 02:19 AM
Chuck Norris WAS able to drown a fish.
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Stone28 is not online. Stone28
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29 Oct 2010 04:33 PM
Chuck norris caused a person to drown, with out any liquid.
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Stone28 is not online. Stone28
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29 Oct 2010 04:35 PM
Chuck Norris climbed the Mountain and roundhouse kicked Miley Cirus off of it!
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Stone28 is not online. Stone28
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29 Oct 2010 04:35 PM
Chuck Norris can downward uppercut.
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