AeLiSTaS3
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| 07 Aug 2012 09:08 AM |
I want to tell you that I love you all and I would beang you any time. This is our end, it is near.
"Three giant spaceships are heading towards Earth. The largest one of them is 240 kilometers wide. Two others are smaller. At present, the objects are beyond the orbit of Pluto.
The spaceships were detected by HAARP search system. The system, based in Alaska, was designed to study the phenomenon of northern lights. According to SETI researchers, the objects are nothing but extraterrestrial spaceships. They will be visible in optical telescopes as soon as they reach Mars's orbit. The US government has been reportedly informed about the event. The ships will reach Earth in December 2012.
Dr. Ken Johnston, former Manager of the Data and Photo Control Department at NASA's Lunar Receiving Laboratory, said that US astronauts had found and photographed ancient ruins of artificial origin on the Moon. Supposedly, US astronauts had seen large unknown mechanisms on the Moon. The data were classified by the US government." russkie pravda. |
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| 07 Aug 2012 09:13 AM |
i hope they don't take cyprus first because of its strategical position. they better dont murica buyin shotguns brothir alien scum |
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Kurath
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| 07 Aug 2012 09:15 AM |
I'm pretty sure this is a troll.
Know why?
Assume light travels at 186,000 miles per second. At that speed, light from our sun will reach Pluto in about five and a half hours. But no object can go that speed, of course. So lets assume this object is traveling about twice as fast as our fastest rocket ships, and is moving at 33,000 miles per hour. Pluto is 3.6 billion miles away from us at almost any given moment. With that said it would take a spacecraft as large as you have predicted 10909 hours to reach us. That equal fifteen months. Much longer than the predicted "December 2012" |
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| 07 Aug 2012 09:16 AM |
This is an exception, it's alien technology. Btw watch Stephen Hawkings documentary of light travel. |
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| 07 Aug 2012 09:17 AM |
doesnt say its evil aliens they could be friendly or just not notice us |
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| 07 Aug 2012 09:18 AM |
| @Kurath: Your PRETTY sure? Geez dude, of course it is a troll. It's already been proven a hoax. |
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| 07 Aug 2012 09:18 AM |
| they could be coming to say "hey we found your spacecraft do you want it back also wow you people are ugly" |
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| 07 Aug 2012 09:19 AM |
Of course it is an obvious prank, but imagine it becoming real. Stop trying to point out the obvious.
Would be like Battle in Los Angeles YE MARINES, YE MURICA! |
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| 07 Aug 2012 09:19 AM |
| But that article was written in 2010, so they have had time. |
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| 07 Aug 2012 09:26 AM |
of course its true of course they don't announce what they find in area 51 and yet they announce an alien invasion.
now excuse me i have to take a crap. |
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| 07 Aug 2012 09:26 AM |
| are you sure we can trust pravda |
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| 07 Aug 2012 09:27 AM |
| well thats another reason why pravda is posting pranks |
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| 07 Aug 2012 09:28 AM |
| now excuse me i have to continue taking a crap. |
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| 07 Aug 2012 09:30 AM |
| Okay. Keep me updated on your crapping procedure. |
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| 07 Aug 2012 09:32 AM |
| it was brown and so well shaped. i should have taken a picture of it before taking its life |
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| 07 Aug 2012 09:44 AM |
Others predicts November 2012 more and more near |
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| 07 Aug 2012 09:46 AM |
No they can't come on November.. Wait yes they can I want an alien birthday party.
hail makedonijia glory titanium abs and lion men ye! |
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| 07 Aug 2012 09:48 AM |
5th of November? Vendetta's party will be destroyed. |
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