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pluspower
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| 02 Aug 2012 09:03 PM |
I just thought of this hilarious scenario.
Slenderman: Alright class, sit down. Darn it, Tim! That means you too! Anyways, today we're going to be learning about documentary and film. Now, Alex. Why don't you just take this camera and film me? Alex: Uhh...OK....It's recordi- Slenderman: BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH *Kidnaps Alex and screws up video* Slendeman: And that is why you can't film me. Any questions? Jay: Oh! Oh! I have something to say! Slenderman: Yes, Jay? What is it? *Jay takes out camera and starts filming Slenderman* Jay: You can't catch me! *Jay jumps out window* Slenderman: You wanna bet? *Slenderman jumps out after Jay* Seth: So...Anyone wanna see my Halloween costume? Brian: Sure.
The scenario ends there.
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syfyguy64
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| 02 Aug 2012 09:05 PM |
I'd probably end my day like those bad movies on the happy time sites.
We are the Borg. Surrender your ships to us. |
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sdtwbaj
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| 02 Aug 2012 09:13 PM |
-beginning of the school year-
Slenderman: "Hello class, my name is Mr. Slenderman, and i will be your teacher for this year. Now, i want you all to get to know me so lets play some games! First, let me make it night time outside *claps* Now, lets all go into those woods across the street and play a game. Now, eveyone take a flashlight and a camera. I am going to plant some notes around the forest, and you must find them. Whoever returns all 8 of the notes gets a prize!"
Random Kid: "This seems awfully familiar..."
-the entire class goes out-
Slenderman: "Now, everyone go into the forest! You might see me in there."
There are 20 kids. 2 kill eachother over note 1.
Slenderman: "I see Jimmy... He is going into that weird pipe"
Jimmy: "A note! Special prize, here I come! -jimmy turns around-
Jimmy: "AAAJJAJAJAJAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!" -camera fizzles, then dies-
Slenderman: "Hehe.. one down..."
Slenderman: "Now, lets go in the house, and sing that song Gimme $20 to the next kid."
-kid shows up-
Slenderman: "gimme $20, gimme $20...."
Kid: "Fine, here mr. slenderman." -throws cash-
Slenderman: "Good, good. NOW DIE!"
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pluspower
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| 02 Aug 2012 09:28 PM |
@sdt
You should continue that scenario. I want to see who wins and what the prize is. |
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sdtwbaj
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| 02 Aug 2012 09:51 PM |
Okai.
-slenderman eats the kid-
Slenderman: "Yay, $20 and a dead body... This is fun!!!"
-30 minutes later, one of the kids has 5 notes, and the other 3 are with the dead bodies-
Billy: "Good god, what smells like dead rats in here?"
-billy sees the dead body of the kid in the house"
Billy: "What in the.... Oh look, a note. I didnt like him anyway."
-billy now has 6 notes-
Billy: "I wonder where mr. slenderman is..." -looks down and reads the notes-
Billy: "Is that blood..."
-Billy reads; Always watches, no eyes. You cant run. IM FOLLOWING YOU!-
Billy: "Okay....." -turns around-
Billy: "Woah, its only mr. slenderman."
Slenderman: "hey there, billy. I see you have all of those notes. Im afraid i am going to have to kill you now"
Billy: "He-he... good one mr. slenderman.. Wait, no, stop it! No! GET AWAY! NOOO!!!!!!"
Billy was never heard from again.
Slenderman: "Dangit, its the police. Someone must ahve tipped them off i took these kids into the forest. TIme for a bit of handiwork."
Police man: "Hello? Anyone out there?"
-slenderman reaches behind the police man and uses his tentacle arms to choke the police man"
Police man: "Crap... ugaaa... *gags* *coughs* UUuughga,,, uuuhhhh"
That police man was dead....
Slenderman: "Seriously, only one. Dang, NYPD, step up your game."
Bobby: "Look, its, wait, thats Billy! And hes.... Dead..."
Bobby takes the notes.
Bobby: "Oh well, he gave me a wedgie 2 years ago, so screw him. Wow, i almost have all of the notes, 7."
Slenderman is in a shadow behind Bobby.
Slenderman: "Should I eliminate this brat, or should i let him get the last note? If he gest the last note, all hell goes loose. YEs, get him get the note."
Bobby: "Hmm... I bet that weird tower i saw earlier has something...."
Bobby went to the tower and found the 8th and final note.
Bobby: "Yes! Finally! Now, whats it say?"
Bobby reads the note, and the note says;
YOU ARE DEAD!!!! written in blood.
Bobby: "Uhh...."
-Slenderman turns the lights back on-
Bobby: "Finally, now to get out of this freakshow...."
-bobby returns to school and only an hour has passed-
Bobby: "Hello? Mr. Slenderman? I got the notes. Whats the prize?"
Slenderman: "Ahh... yes, bobby. Your prize is in this box..."
-slendy hands the box to Bobby-
Bobby: "Oh gee, thanks mr. slenderman!"
-bobby opens the box-
Bobby: "a... pet bunny? I have always wanted a bunny... Thank you mr. slenderman!"
Slenderman: "Well.. its the least I could do... for my star pupil."
~Epilogue!
So, now you think slenderman has a soft spot for children, and will be extremely good to the ones he takes a liking to.
This story has a happy ending.
Or does it?
MUAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA!!!!
Oh, and as for the other children, they will wander that forest forever.... |
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sdtwbaj
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pluspower
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| 02 Aug 2012 09:57 PM |
| I love how the policeman just says crap before he chokes, like he doesn't really care and he just gives up instantly. xD |
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PaxRomana
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| 02 Aug 2012 10:00 PM |
| 'I love you Mr. Slenderman' And then I never passed my Freshman year. |
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Bloximy
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| 02 Aug 2012 10:05 PM |
Scenario:
Slendy: Hello class, I will be your teacher today. Any questions? Ok one rule no flash photo-
Kid: *starts taking pictures*
Slendy: BURRRRAGH! Come here kid!
Kid: I'm going to tell my mother AND my father
Slendy: Unless your dead...
Kid: AHHHHHHH! *dies*
Me: This is a fun science class.
Slendy: Hey kid, want to do your teacher a favor?
Me: Ok, sure
Slendy: Take this camera and this flashlight and go into the forest, I hid 8 notes in there, if you come back with all 8, you get an ice cream cone.
Me: No way! You're the best teacher ever!
[Continue?]
ஜNobody's perfect except for me. I'm brilliant.ஜ
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