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| 29 Jul 2012 03:02 PM |
Slender is the by product of Chuck Norris's creation. When the almighty Yahweh up in to sky decided that the Earth needed a hero to fend off any alien attack, he created Chuck Norris. Now according to the Law of Human creation, An awesome, and overall boss of a human being cannot be created, without an equal and opposite amount of horror and fear made to be put in another person. Usually this is so small, because many people are not very awesome or much of a boss, therefore it creates more of a balancing effect in the world. But when Chuck Norris was created, he was so awesome and so much of a boss, that much fear and horror were created and placed into a single person, who has the urge the kidnap children. Chuck Norris nicknamed him Slender. The Prophetical Law of Yahweh's Apocalypse states that the world will end on December 21st 2012 when Slender and Chuck Norris meet for an ultimate battle, to decide the fate of the Human Race, of course Chuck Norris will win, but they will still tear crap up. And that is who Slender is.
How's that for a religion? |
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| 29 Jul 2012 03:03 PM |
Stopped reading after the first idiotic, pointless, annoying, line.
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| 29 Jul 2012 03:04 PM |
Slender is the by product of Chuck Norris's creation. When the almighty Yahweh up in to sky decided that the Earth needed a hero to fend off any alien attack, he created Chuck Norris. Now according to the Law of Human creation, An awesome, and overall boss of a human being cannot be created, without an equal and opposite amount of horror and fear made to be put in another person. Usually this is so small, because many people are not very awesome or much of a boss, therefore it creates more of a balancing effect in the world. But when Chuck Norris was created, he was so awesome and so much of a boss, that much fear and horror were created and placed into a single person, who has the urge the kidnap children. Chuck Norris nicknamed him Slender. The Prophetical Law of Yahweh's Apocalypse states that the world will end on December 21st 2012 when Slender and Chuck Norris meet for an ultimate battle, to decide the fate of the Human Race, of course Chuck Norris will win, but they will still tear crap up. And that is who Slender is.
How's that for a religion? |
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| 29 Jul 2012 03:05 PM |
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Please ignore the useless post above, he obviously does not understand the truth, or the eternal salvation that can come from accept Chuck Norris as your savior. |
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| 29 Jul 2012 03:06 PM |
@ My above post That was aimed for the one 3 posts above this, 2 above the other one. |
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| 29 Jul 2012 03:06 PM |
No one in OT likes you.
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| 29 Jul 2012 03:06 PM |
Is stopped reading at Chuck Norris.
a winner is you |
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| 29 Jul 2012 03:07 PM |
| I stopped reading at Chuck Norris. |
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| 29 Jul 2012 03:08 PM |
Capcom. You don't know everyone in OT, so you can't know if everyone likes me. Your logic = Flawed. Stop by nighttime OT Sometime, and see how many people like you. |
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| 29 Jul 2012 03:09 PM |
| I'm pretty sure none of us like you. |
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| 29 Jul 2012 03:11 PM |
I'm pretty sure you're wrong. You obviously liked me enough to post on my thread |
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| 29 Jul 2012 03:12 PM |
"Capcom. You don't know everyone in OT, so you can't know if everyone likes me. "
you don't know OT
I go on OT every night I can
And BTW, Get out pls.
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| 29 Jul 2012 03:12 PM |
AANNNNDD people agree cool
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| 29 Jul 2012 03:13 PM |
"Liked me enough to post on my thread"
I disliked you enough to inform you that likely nobody in OT likes you either. |
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| 29 Jul 2012 03:14 PM |
I don't think you go on OT every night, I never see you.
No one likes me, The almighty capcom has spoken. |
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| 29 Jul 2012 03:14 PM |
I love how you used the "post on my thread" logic, but it's not working.
Your story is terrible and should be printed out and used as toilet paper.
No one here likes you, because if they did they would've posted and did they?
No.
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| 29 Jul 2012 03:15 PM |
>I don't think you go on OT every night, I never see you. >700 posts
and I'm not the only one who doesn't like you I flame people like you everyday this is fun
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| 29 Jul 2012 03:15 PM |
| Osila if you truly disliked me, you would've ignored me, because giving me attention would only cause you anger and hatred. Obviously, you must like me. |
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| 29 Jul 2012 03:16 PM |
I've been here far longer than you, I can assure.
On a different account, that is.
It happens to be getting unbanned in about ten minutes. |
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| 29 Jul 2012 03:16 PM |
| Actually 767 Posts(766 not counting this one). If you are going to attempt and make me sad, at least be accurate. |
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| 29 Jul 2012 03:16 PM |
| inb4TrollsTrollingTrollsTrollingTrollsTrollingTrolls |
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| 29 Jul 2012 03:16 PM |
>Osila if you truly disliked me, you would've ignored me, because giving me attention would only cause you anger and hatred. Obviously, you must like me.
Or maybe they were just making entertainment for themselves and everyone else on OT |
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