bloody1
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| 28 Jul 2012 02:02 AM |
| Someone tell me a joke >:l |
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| 28 Jul 2012 02:03 AM |
Are you Mad-as-gaskar?
Who Stole Mah Siggy |
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| 28 Jul 2012 02:03 AM |
no, 911 joke people.
911 jokes are just plane wrong.
-sunny days, sweepin' tha-clouds away- |
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| 28 Jul 2012 02:03 AM |
What does the Pope and McDonald's have in common? They both stick meat in ten year old buns.
Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof. |
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| 28 Jul 2012 02:03 AM |
What happened to the frogs car after he got a parking ticket?
IT GOT TOAD! |
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bloody1
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Mudkip120
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rees100
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| 28 Jul 2012 02:04 AM |
| I'm mad cuz I STILL can't get Clockwork's headphones :L |
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walt999
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| 28 Jul 2012 02:04 AM |
hey i just met you and i am crazy im in colorado i killed your baby |
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| 28 Jul 2012 02:05 AM |
Why do skeletons never get mad?
CUZ NOTHING GETS UNDER THEIR SKIN! |
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| 28 Jul 2012 02:05 AM |
What would you bring on a desert island.. ( One Object)
I would bring a car door... So when i gets hot i can just roll the window down.
~ ᓮ ᒪᓮḰᙓ Ꭹᗢ⋒ᖇ ᖰᗩﬡ♈ᔕ ~ |
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bloody1
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| 28 Jul 2012 02:05 AM |
Hey i just met you
And this is crazy
Delete my number
And keep the baby.
~ ᓮ ᒪᓮḰᙓ Ꭹᗢ⋒ᖇ ᖰᗩﬡ♈ᔕ ~ |
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rees100
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Y34H
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| 28 Jul 2012 02:17 AM |
So one day heaven is getting crowded. So only ppl with the worst deaths get in.
So the angel asked the first man . "how did you die"?
Well, for weeks now I suspected my wife on cheating on me. So today I came home early( we live on the 10 th floor of a huge building) and caught that little *astard hanging from my balcony. so I started stomping on his hands. But he wouldn't let go. So I went inside and got a hammer. Came back and hit his hands. He finally fell. But of course he fell in some soft bushes. So I went inside. Brought out my refrigerator and dropped it down the balcony to him. All of the stress caused a heart attack
The angel," that's terrible! You can go in. So how did you die?" she asked the second man.
" well I always do yoga on the balcony of my apartment on the 11th floor. I slipped and caught hold of the 10th floor balcony. I saw some one coming, I thought I was saved! But he kept hitting me trying to make me let go! Then he left and I thought I could maybe pull myself up. But he came back! He started hitting me with a hammer! It hurt so bad. I let go. Thank goodness I fell in some bushes. But THEN HE THREW A REFRIGERATOR AT ME!
The angel he said," that's horrible! Come on in." then she asked the third man. "how did you die?"
He said," imagine this, I'm hiding naked in a refrigerator.." |
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walt999
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walt999
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walt999
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bloody1
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| 28 Jul 2012 02:25 AM |
| lol that story was funny <3 |
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walt999
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DrGrizz
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| 28 Jul 2012 02:28 AM |
u want to hear a funny joke about pizza? nevermind is too cheesy
omg u c wat i did thaere |
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bloody1
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bloody1
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