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| 26 Jul 2012 03:44 AM |
Hello, and welcome to the latest showing of Vaktovian Direct Home Essentials.
Do you feel hungry? Do you crave cookies, but do you want to impress your superiors and not embarrass yourself when you are covered in crumbs?
INTRODUCING NEW: VOOKIES!
Completely 99% organic VOOKIES are made using the latest advances in Vaktovian technology. A small amount of fluid Vaktaninium is injected into each piece of VOOKIE mix to ensure no cookie crumbs!
Making you strong and filled with energy so you can pound enemies in battle - put your hands together for VOOKIES!
To order, please PM/reply to this showing immediately! Limited stock available - HURRY HURRY HURRY!
~Vaktovian Direct Home Essentials - what every super-powerful bloodthirsty soldier needs. |
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| 26 Jul 2012 03:47 AM |
I don't like you.
At least I wasn't as stupid enough to give you the exile power. |
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sidous25
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| 26 Jul 2012 03:50 AM |
Wow! Let's do a magic trick!
Pick a number.
Square it.
Divide it by your original number.
Take away your original number.
That is the amount of care I give to you! |
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Hyraphax
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| 26 Jul 2012 07:48 AM |
@Sidious,
Not funny. At least you could have the decency to use the cup of care: \_/
@Hyra, It's on its way, express delivery. I've sent you a starter sample pack of 25 - 5 different varieties. Just give the delivery boy R$ 50.
@Victoria, I couldn't care less. You stare at the screen hating at me for doing something in a pixellated game while I go outside and enjoy this wonderful weather, playing sport and having a life.
COME ORDER YOUR VOOKIES! DEY GOT SVAG! |
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| 26 Jul 2012 07:49 AM |
...
You do know that German people probably pronounce Wookies Vookies...
THEREFORE, YOU HAVE BROKEN THE BALLENCE.
PREPARE TO BE TERMINATED.
~DA |
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| 26 Jul 2012 07:49 AM |
| im throwing money at my screen and nothings happening |
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| 26 Jul 2012 07:51 AM |
That's because you have to order it first.
n0b. |
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| 26 Jul 2012 07:51 AM |
| And don't forget Martha Stewart's Vaktovian home decorating guide. |
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| 26 Jul 2012 07:52 AM |
@Green Do you want the 25-cookie starter pack? It contains 5 of each type of cookie. |
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| 26 Jul 2012 07:53 AM |
@Ace Nice ideas. I'll try including them in the next edition of Vaktovian Direct Home Essentials. |
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| 26 Jul 2012 07:53 AM |
| Did you mention the Vaktovian Girl Scouts, who deliver cookies and ammunition to Vaktovia's soldiers, as well as murder their enemies in their sleep with pin badges? |
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| 26 Jul 2012 07:54 AM |
| And don't forget Paula Dean's Vaktovian Style Make at Home Cookbook and kitchenware, not to mention a tub of butter included! |
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| 26 Jul 2012 07:55 AM |
can i hav 1?
hi mom my vakkumes be all over you. Vakkume and proud. more than 1 line siggy, roblox be jelly. |
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| 26 Jul 2012 07:56 AM |
| Notice: The Vaktovian Empire is not responsible for any side-effects or compulsions to join VAC. |
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| 26 Jul 2012 08:00 AM |
You're my new least favorite Vakkie.
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Liam3131
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| 26 Jul 2012 08:01 AM |
| Posting such idiotic things on the Forums makes you and the Empire look like fools. |
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| 26 Jul 2012 08:05 AM |
Yes, sir. I shall refrain from posting further replies on this thread immediately, starting now. I'd like to apologise for any damage or disrespect I have caused and assume all responsibility for my actions.
Once again, I wish to apologise greatly. I merely deemed this as a bit of fun, and no disrespect, insults, or harm was intended directly and indirectly by myself in the submission of this thread for posting.
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