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| 26 Jul 2012 04:01 AM |
*stands up* Me: Oh hey Slender Man, you want anything from the fridge? *Slender Man's tentacles extend* Me: Oh... I think I know what you're getting at... *throws computer chair at Slender Man, picks up pocket knife and slashes and Slender Man, then runs*
Should I finish? |
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| 26 Jul 2012 04:02 AM |
| your stories are _____ and you should feel ______ |
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DigtzyDog
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| 26 Jul 2012 04:02 AM |
| you should make it a youxslenderman lemon/slash |
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Hyraphax
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| 26 Jul 2012 04:02 AM |
Why didn't you do dirty stuff to it?
I mean, yah finish. |
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| 26 Jul 2012 04:02 AM |
| like make him and you do it and his tentacles are his thingy and he sticks them in you |
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| 26 Jul 2012 04:05 AM |
| I've read enough doujinshi to know where this is going |
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| 26 Jul 2012 04:13 AM |
*while running, I take my phone out of my pocket* Me: Police! Help! I'm being chased by Slender Man! Police: Slender Man... the mythical creature? Me: Yes! But he's not mythical! He's real and he's chasing me! *Slender Man randomly appears right in front of me* Me: AHHH!! *grabs conveniently placed butcher's knife and stabs repeatedly at Slender Man* Police: What was that? Are you ok? We're sending units to your location. *runs from Slender Man* Me: Slender Man just randomly appeared in front of me. I stabbed him several times but he's still coming for me. I need all the police in the state. Police: We can't authorize that until a patrol unit confirms that there is a legitimate situation. *Slender Man again appears in front of me. I run for my front door and head outside* Me: There's a Shell station half a mile from my house. If you don't find my body at my house, then I'm at the Shell station and Slender Man is somewhere between here and the Shell. *Slender Man yet again appears. His tentacles are much longer than before* *Uses a conveniently placed stun gun on Slender Man. Having no effect, I run at full speed to the Shell* Police: I'm sending units to your home and the Shell. *finally arrives at Shell* *police come to Shell and question me* Me: I was sitting in my room playing ROBLOX when I turned around. Slender Man was there. I grabbed my pocket knife, stabbed him, and ran here. Police: Slender Man? I don't believe it. *Looks into nearby woods, sees Slender Man standing there* Me: He's right there! *points towards woods* Police: I don't see anything. Me: That's because he's only visible to his victims. Police: I've heard enough of this. I'm taking you back to your house. Me: No! You've got to help me! Police: There's nothing wrong here. You're going home. *grabs police man's pistol* *police man's partner draws his pistol* Partner: Drop the weapon! Me: Please, you've got to believe me! *fires weapon towards Slender Man, has no effect on him* *police knock the gun out of my hands, handcuff me, and take me to jail* Me: Thank you! I'm finally safe! *Slender Man appears in my cell* |
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| 26 Jul 2012 04:19 AM |
| Slender Man can't make noises, he doesn't even have a face. |
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DigtzyDog
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| 26 Jul 2012 04:21 AM |
Ditzy, ILY, 5EVER.
THIS IS STUPID~ Andrew Hussie |
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| 26 Jul 2012 04:22 AM |
Everything ever written about Slender Man depicts him as being faceless.
So does the game Slender. |
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| 26 Jul 2012 04:23 AM |
ThatTharAlt X Slenderman OTP LOL
THIS IS STUPID~ Andrew Hussie |
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MrsKK
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| 26 Jul 2012 04:24 AM |
This story is hawt.
ACID SOLVES EVERYTHING! |
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| 26 Jul 2012 04:25 AM |
@the
hai how r u 2day u seem ver3 nice |
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| 26 Jul 2012 04:27 AM |
I am very good and I had a headache earlier, but it went away. So now I can OT all night long. You seem very nice too. And filled to the brim with awesome.
THIS IS STUPID~ Andrew Hussie |
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| 26 Jul 2012 04:30 AM |
wait don't go yet i'm writing more of this slash >:)
it's going to be so bonus |
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| 26 Jul 2012 04:37 AM |
SWEEEET
THIS IS STUPID~ Andrew Hussie |
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Tacobox99
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| 26 Jul 2012 04:39 AM |
| Ok ok wait,w....t....f is going on here |
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| 26 Jul 2012 04:40 AM |
Thatthar started to shake from fear. Slenderman had him completely at his mercy. His tentacles were so strong and struggling against them was useless. "Help! Please....! Anyone ple-mpghh-" Slenderman placed a tentacle on Thatthar's mouth, not allowing him to shout.
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| 26 Jul 2012 04:47 AM |
oh my god i downloaded ponify and changed the word tentacle to something more obscene, so that was 2x more terrible than it should have been.
THIS IS STUPID~ Andrew Hussie |
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| 26 Jul 2012 04:54 AM |
Thatthar started to panic with his eyes wide opened, Slenderman places a hand on Thathars face and moved it down from his forhead to his chin as a sign that everything would be okay. Next he used one of his six tentacles to slowly rip off Thathars pantaloons.
Thathar remembered he wanted to be free, so he didn’t wear any underwear today , looks like today was the wrong day! Then slenderman used one of his slimy tentacles and curved it around the cheeks of his buns.
Thathar panicked a bit and it made him feel like someone was licking his buns. With all hope lost he gave into Slenderman’s motives and decided to let him do whatever.
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