67thave
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117derek
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67thave
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67thave
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67thave
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117derek
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| 25 Jul 2012 04:44 PM |
I eat the applesauce, and yell like a maniac. "AAAAAAPLLLLE SAAUUUCE! ME WANT MOOOORE!" |
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117derek
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| 25 Jul 2012 04:45 PM |
I grow the size of a large skyscraper, and the building crushes under my feet. "ME WANT APPLESAUCE!" Both of my hands turn into giant spoons. |
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67thave
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67thave
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117derek
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| 25 Jul 2012 04:47 PM |
I pick up the rabid dog with my spoonhand, and eat it. A whimpering can be heard from within my stomach. My teeth suddenly turn sharp. I start smashing through the city looking for applesauce. "APPLE SAUCE!" |
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67thave
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67thave
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117derek
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| 25 Jul 2012 04:49 PM |
Somebody yells to me, "Here! Take your applesauce!" He throws it into my spoonhand, and I pop it in my mouth. I spit it out at his head. "ME NO LIKE WARM APPLESAUCE! ME LIKE COOOOLD!" I yell in a fury. I suddenly start break dancing on the man's house. |
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117derek
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| 25 Jul 2012 04:50 PM |
| I stand up, and start smashing buildings... And then T-bagging them... |
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67thave
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117derek
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| 25 Jul 2012 04:52 PM |
"ME GIVE POST FOR APPLESAUCE!" I eat through the whole supply of applesauce on the earth, and I shrink back to normal size. I do a happy dance. |
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67thave
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117derek
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| 25 Jul 2012 04:54 PM |
I step into an average sized diner that has average mainahs, and average lobstahs. I pull out a shotgun, and yell, "EVERYBODY ON THE FLOOR, NOW!" "How can I help ya, deah?" the waitress asks. "Can I get a bagel and a cup of coffee please?" "Yes, deah." "Thank you." |
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117derek
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| 25 Jul 2012 04:56 PM |
| She hands me my stuff, and I pay 25 dollars to her. I walk out. |
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67thave
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67thave
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67thave
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67thave
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67thave
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117derek
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| 25 Jul 2012 05:07 PM |
| I walk down the street with my shotgun over my shoulder. |
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