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| 23 Jul 2012 01:31 AM |
I was just downloading TF2. Hopefully gonna be a scout and kill everyone with a baseball bat. 25% done. I cant wait to play this awesome game. What i was not expecting had been expected. I was still waiting for the download. Then it went from 50% to 25%. I smashed a button and it said download complete.
I started up TF2. And went to playing. I chose scout. There was 9 other players and I was on the blue team. People said "Your too late. Your stuck here like us. You cant quit." I wasnt scared. Yet. As we started fighting. But the time wouldnt move. And we couldnt capture anything. Then I saw a green Enginner. They said "He is the one who made us stuck here!" I tried to shoot him. He wouldnt die. Then he made some big damn machine that ive never seen before.
It was like 10 of those shooter things on top of each other. And it moved. It killed both teams. People tried to sneak around but only towards death. I got past and whacked the green enginner in the head with my bat. Then a creepy picture of scary maze girl popped out. I was scared and went for the turn off computer button. But my computer wouldnt turn off.
The picture had went away but the enginner said "You have made a big mistake." He killed me. And I was teleported to a room ive never seen before. It was like space. Space on the walls, floor and roof. But then I knew. This was not a regular room. It was a spawnkilling one. You die in space with no air. So I just kept dying. Then I said in the chat "Your not tough. Your just hacking so people wont play this game."
Then after I said it I was welcomed by my background. But there was still the chat. Then my background changed into the scary maze girl. Scared I try my power button and it worked but when it was off it said "Your doom is the next time you turn on this computer again." 1 Month later. I turned on my computer again. It said "So you think you can out smart me?" When it fully turned on it was on TF2. And there was a obstacle course for scout.
"Why dont you try? Scout is your favorite class anyways." A message said on the screen. Then I saw a chat bar. I said "Fine. But what if i complete it?" Then another message said "Ill leave you alone." I was happy. "IN HELL!" The message was in red and was dripping. I said "And if I die?" Then it said "You will be killed early. And dont think about turning off your computer. Thats a death."
I was so scared. My death is if I win or lose. First obstacle was jumping on spinning blocks. Below was darkness and my death. I manged to jump on the first block. It got harder because I was spinning. I passed the obstacle. Then he played the mario theme backward. It sounded awesome. But then he made it creepy. Then the next obstacle was getting past these alien things.
I could stomp on them for some reason even they were taller than me. What I saw was the end after 3 obstacles. One was a large jump. I could never make that then a message appeared saying "JUMP!" I jumped and a rocket was blown under me and I made it. 2 more obstacles to go. I completed the next one. A slide. And this last one was the most hardest. Dodging blades while moving. You may seem this is not hard. Not when they are coming from above and below.
I was on this obstacle. I jumped and ducked and farted. I had made it. And it was time for my death. After I beat it I was stabbed by a figure. I got his look. The green enginner but his face was all messed up. I called him Vaginner. I fell down on my computer dead. Then he laughed. And then this hacker caused more deaths.
This was an attempt. I call it VAGINNDEATH |
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legojo
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| 23 Jul 2012 01:35 AM |
| i read half, and shibed my drawers so thanks |
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lasmore12
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| 23 Jul 2012 01:35 AM |
| sounds like a fatty loves you. |
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| 23 Jul 2012 01:35 AM |
| does that mean you crapped your pants? |
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| 23 Jul 2012 01:39 AM |
| if a fatty loves me then why did he kill me |
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| 23 Jul 2012 01:49 AM |
it was different
~Vigilantism isn't legal. |
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Viking3D
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| 23 Jul 2012 01:55 AM |
| I give this a 20 out of 10. GOOD JOB :D |
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legojo
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Viking3D
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| 23 Jul 2012 01:59 AM |
| I dont feel like doing that right now. |
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Caikde
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| 23 Jul 2012 02:44 PM |
| that was actually kind of good. |
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Davi4629
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| 23 Jul 2012 11:15 PM |
"I was just downloading TF2."
Stopped reading there. |
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Enfarcer
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| 23 Jul 2012 11:16 PM |
Read until 'ten of those shooter things'. Sentries*
One word: Spy |
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