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| 21 Jul 2012 09:48 PM |
Once apon a time there was a sibling named dan and lived in england. Dan was a nerd. Everyone hated him. dan died to death. One day, he decided he wanted to visit the Queen. Dan was a complete nerd that knew alot about computers and just about everything. Life was hard for him. den eh did ded. When he went to see the queen, he acutely talked to the queen! Dan was a lonely child, no one liked him and he had always wanted to live in the U.S. thinking that the grass was always greener on the other side. As soon as he thought that, he bought boat tickets and went to the U.S, thinking there would be so much more for him there. but suddenly a mob attacked him. Dan then found a portal and he went through it and suddenly was older, by 2 years, and he had a name tag that said "Hi, Im Zach." He then was old enouygh to drive a boat and saield the atlantic! and he died. "Oh no!" Dan said. "I guess the U.S is even worse then the back streets of london." Dan was blown off course by an Arctic storm and got lost. When he got lost, he had a compass and landed on a new, unknown land. He got up and he thought he heard the roar of an active volcano. But he realized he also had a nuke with him. When he went into the hole, he had a grappling hook and got him self out. He build a city called dan land. Dan explored the new land and found a thriving metropolis. He had no idea why he had a nuke. he exploded. He threw the nuke with his dan hand 3843848 83848348348383848384384 miles and it exploded in miami, FL. Thats what caused the hurricane catrina. He did explode.... BUT HE SURVIVED! Then his long lost sister, who was a mermaid and hated him, sunk his boat and he had to get onto a row boat, he got over to hawaii, when all of the sudden He was swept away by a tsumani and landied on a rock unocunsious, He woke up in Austrillia with two toddlers kicking him. But, when he was trying to break his arm, he stopped and never tried to kill himself again. then died thend. But, again, he survived. |
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| 21 Jul 2012 09:54 PM |
i broke it up so its easier to read
Once apon a time there was a sibling named dan and lived in england. Dan was a nerd. Everyone hated him. dan died to death. One day, he decided he wanted to visit the Queen.
Dan was a complete nerd that knew alot about computers and just about everything. Life was hard for him. den eh did ded. When he went to see the queen, he acutely talked to the queen! Dan was a lonely child, no one liked him and he had always wanted to live in the U.S. thinking that the grass was always greener on the other side.
As soon as he thought that, he bought boat tickets and went to the U.S, thinking there would be so much more for him there. but suddenly a mob attacked him. Dan then found a portal and he went through it and suddenly was older, by 2 years, and he had a name tag that said "Hi, Im Zach."
He then was old enouygh to drive a boat and saield the atlantic! and he died. "Oh no!" Dan said. "I guess the U.S is even worse then the back streets of london." Dan was blown off course by an Arctic storm and got lost. When he got lost, he had a compass and landed on a new, unknown land.
He got up and he thought he heard the roar of an active volcano. But he realized he also had a nuke with him. When he went into the hole, he had a grappling hook and got him self out. He build a city called dan land.
Dan explored the new land and found a thriving metropolis. He had no idea why he had a nuke. he exploded. He threw the nuke with his dan hand 3843848 83848348348383848384384 miles and it exploded in miami, FL.
Thats what caused the hurricane catrina. He did explode.... BUT HE SURVIVED! Then his long lost sister, who was a mermaid and hated him, sunk his boat and he had to get onto a row boat, he got over to hawaii, when all of the sudden He was swept away by a tsumani and landied on a rock unocunsious, He woke up in Austrillia with two toddlers kicking him. But, when he was trying to break his arm, he stopped and never tried to kill himself again.
then died thend. But, again, he survived. |
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| 21 Jul 2012 10:12 PM |
| ill keep bumping this till you read it losers |
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| 21 Jul 2012 10:13 PM |
| im reading this in bogs voice |
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| 21 Jul 2012 10:15 PM |
i bet he was like "lerrrrrrroyyyyy"
*Black Rabbit "And yet, my hatred grows."* |
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| 22 Jul 2012 01:20 AM |
| What? I thought it was just MA that got Hurricane Katrina? |
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| 22 Jul 2012 01:20 AM |
i made this my blurb
<ʸᵃʸ> This Thread Is Now 20% Cooler <ʸᵃʸ> |
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| 22 Jul 2012 01:26 AM |
@slash I can't believe I laughed |
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