gwebster2
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| 20 Jul 2012 03:06 PM |
As any class.
"IM ON FIRE! HELP!" *runs infront of pyro. "FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!
*Blank stare from pyro*
"FIRE! FIRE! FI-" *dead*
AS ENGIE *Taking demospam and rocket spam* "Pyro,help!' *Blank stare again* "Help!" *Engie blows up aswell as pyro*
AS SNIPER WITH HUNTSMEN *Mission about to start* "Pyro,help me deal some extra damage!" *Blank stare* "Pyro?" *Runs off as batlte begins. "Stupid!" *Fires arrow at Medic healing heavy* *Medic almost dead from hit,but survives* *Heavy/medic destroyes everyone*
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| 20 Jul 2012 03:07 PM |
Stop playing on valvetf servers.
Friendship is a potato |
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| 20 Jul 2012 03:08 PM |
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I can't help it... Fire is so... so... :3333 |
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| 20 Jul 2012 03:10 PM |
Don't forget.
Engi: *has a full contraptions nest around the Intel and is the only one defending it* Engi: Spy 'round here! Help me, Pyro! Pyro: *runs off* Spy: *backstabs Engi and saps everything, while grabbing the Intel* |
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Hyphalax
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| 20 Jul 2012 03:13 PM |
And the worst part?
Enemy soldier: *killing everyone* Pyro: *runs straight towards the enemy team while trying to set everything on fire* Pyro: *dies before the flames reach the enemy team*
When INSTEAD, it should be
Enemy soldier: *killing everyone* Pyro: *hides behind a corner that the soldier is about to go around* Pyro: *sets the soldier on fire as he runs past the pyro, and hitting him with the axtinguisher, this eliminating a threat for his team*
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| 20 Jul 2012 03:14 PM |
| Thats when you join the other team and make them ragequit for their bad-pyro-ness >:3 |
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| 20 Jul 2012 03:18 PM |
| Except, you're sometimes on the winning team, and you're pwning everyone. Then all of a sudden TEAMSWITCH NOOOOOOOOOO |
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| 20 Jul 2012 03:21 PM |
| Gah, I hate that. I just yell NO! BAD! at my computer, then join spectator before I respawn, then wait for the winning team to be joinable again. |
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Hyphalax
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| 20 Jul 2012 03:22 PM |
| only tryhards who cant stand to lose switch teams |
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| 20 Jul 2012 03:29 PM |
| And people who have been autobalanced and dont want to suddenly start working against everything they did earlier. |
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Hyphalax
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| 20 Jul 2012 03:30 PM |
i just play the game and hope for the best
it doesnt matter whether i win or lose |
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EOL
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| 20 Jul 2012 03:31 PM |
I airblast people in fire, spycheck, help huntsmen get people on fire, airblast incoming rockets and grenades
GOOD GUY PYRO |
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sdfgw
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| 20 Jul 2012 03:33 PM |
| i always help friendly snipers by firing a stream of fire in front of them at all times even when they don't have huntsman |
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| 20 Jul 2012 03:34 PM |
| I do my best to airblast incoming projectiles, but my mouse has been really bad lately and a lot of the time I cant right-click in time. |
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| 20 Jul 2012 03:35 PM |
Unlike most pyros, I don't want people in my face. I airblast them away and shoot them with the flare gun or shotgun.
Friendship is a potato |
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sdfgw
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| 20 Jul 2012 03:36 PM |
@Iam:
airblast + reserve shooter = profit |
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gwebster2
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| 20 Jul 2012 03:36 PM |
| I was on a team of 2 other pyros. I was the only one actually doing anything. The bad pyros were bad bad pyros. they couldnt even M1+W right. |
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