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| 20 Jul 2012 11:01 AM |
How many buckets Eridan Ampora keeps in his closet.
NOTE: In Troll Biology, they involve the reproduction process. All you must know. |
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| 20 Jul 2012 11:02 AM |
Wanna hear a joke?
Eridan's quadrants.
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| 20 Jul 2012 11:03 AM |
@Stock
Heard it so many times before it's boring.
Also, want a legit joke?
Knock knock! |
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| 20 Jul 2012 11:04 AM |
Who the hell's there?
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| 20 Jul 2012 11:05 AM |
I see what you did there.
But the joke's on you, I gave that hammer to a lad named Ass Pancakes.
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| 20 Jul 2012 11:07 AM |
Oh okay.
But hey, what if I craft the following?
Warhammer of Zillywho || Pop-a-matic Vrillywho Hammer(That one hammer from EoA5) |
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| 20 Jul 2012 11:08 AM |
Oh, and I did Terezi again.
*gabenewelltrollface*
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| 20 Jul 2012 11:08 AM |
@Spider:
Oh, crap.
Don't do that, you'll craft an enemy Sentry Gun.
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| 20 Jul 2012 11:10 AM |
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*adds a || Can of [Team we're on] Paint* |
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| 20 Jul 2012 11:11 AM |
Oh, good.
Now we can make the first-ever Portable RED Sentry!
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| 20 Jul 2012 11:12 AM |
So wait...
RED Sentry Hammer? Or just the Sentry? I don't see how two hammers make a sentry. |
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| 20 Jul 2012 11:12 AM |
@Spiderpig:
The Law of Engineer.
Combining two items that can be used for building makes a Sentry.
And the sentry is portable in the fact you can carry it without it reverting to a toolbox state.
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| 20 Jul 2012 11:14 AM |
wat are you talking about
I'm terrible at making decisions, or am I? |
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| 20 Jul 2012 11:14 AM |
Oh okay.
*crafts it after getting the code for both items, since I've already got paint*
Also, what's WHoZ && PamVH make? I'm using short names because stuff. |
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| 20 Jul 2012 11:15 AM |
@Spiderpig:
The ultimate in portable and portalable automatic sentry turrets.
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| 20 Jul 2012 11:16 AM |
I- Oh okay.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to craft the ULTIMATE HAMMER. |
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| 20 Jul 2012 11:18 AM |
For that you'll need a refined metal, a Homewrecker, a Powerjack, and a Stout Shako.
If you do that you'll create the ultimate hammer.
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| 20 Jul 2012 11:20 AM |
@Stock
I've already got it all planned out.
Refined Metal && Homewrecker || Warhammer of Zillywho && Powerjack || Fear No Anvil || Stout Shako && Pop-a-Matic Vrillywho Hammer || Ultra Hammer
This will create a hammer at the ultimate strength. Plus a overpowered magic boost. |
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| 20 Jul 2012 11:23 AM |
Okay.
*crafts items*
[Crafting was successful]
[You have crafted 1 new item: Unusual Unholy Metalocalypse Hammer]
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| 20 Jul 2012 11:24 AM |
| Hehehe. Now it's time to lay down those stats. *equips the Unusual Unholy Metalocalypse Hammer* |
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| 20 Jul 2012 11:25 AM |
*hits an unfortunate Spy with the hammer and creates a shockwave that kills all enemies on the map*
Da.
This will work.
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| 20 Jul 2012 11:27 AM |
Now to view how overpowered this mighty thing is.
Attack +999 Magic Attack +413 Speed -612 Defense +666 Magic Defense +1025
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Yipe. And that's EXCLUDING the modifiers. It's amazing, excluding the speed loss. |
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