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| 20 Jul 2012 09:23 AM |
They are crawling all over my desk.. I'll trap them in a little plastic cup.. and give them a few rocks.. and then they will build, and advance.. and they shall worship me as GOD! |
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Petrikov
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| 20 Jul 2012 09:24 AM |
somebody probably spilt some sugary juice or left some watermelon out
~And Baby, Baby, Baby, do you like it? |
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| 20 Jul 2012 09:24 AM |
And when you become their god they will soon advance so much that they will be better than humans and then they will take you down as a god and mark you down as a person in their way.
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| 20 Jul 2012 09:24 AM |
John. you are a little x. I have already trapped the ants in this cup.. |
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| 20 Jul 2012 09:25 AM |
| do you have a miniture deathray you will need a miniture deathray if the ants dont worship you |
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| 20 Jul 2012 09:25 AM |
Please, don't let them advance. The last thing we need is a nuclear war with ants.
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| 20 Jul 2012 09:26 AM |
then
put them in a blender
quod erat demonstrandum |
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| 20 Jul 2012 09:26 AM |
Nah. I'll have a religon built around me. And i'll have these.. little ant guards like.. templars.. and any idealist will face public execution. |
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| 20 Jul 2012 09:27 AM |
That execution would take a while because im pretty sure it takes hundreds of ant bites to kill a person.
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| 20 Jul 2012 09:28 AM |
One more thing... you do know that sometimes people convert religions?
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| 20 Jul 2012 09:28 AM |
Well they'll start developing weapons like.. stone spears or something. So they'll die a bit faster. |
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| 20 Jul 2012 09:29 AM |
How small would the spears be?...
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| 20 Jul 2012 09:30 AM |
Pretty damn small. since there ants. |
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| 20 Jul 2012 09:31 AM |
Ants carry 10x or it was 100x their own body weight. Make a growth ray and make one human size...
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| 20 Jul 2012 09:32 AM |
Hell no. I ain- OH HEY. ONE LITTLE ESCAPEE. He faced god. a.k.a me. |
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| 20 Jul 2012 09:34 AM |
That ant just converted religion.
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| 20 Jul 2012 09:35 AM |
These ants better go with Italian architechture. Or i'll execute the builders with a swift unjustice finger. |
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| 20 Jul 2012 09:37 AM |
| why kill the ants with your finger when a miniture deathray is more entertaning and more distructive |
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| 20 Jul 2012 09:38 AM |
I'm just building fear in the ants. So they can rightfully fear me. |
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| 20 Jul 2012 09:40 AM |
The ants see you as a threat, they will all die without food. (P.S. Sometimes ants eat each other, so don't remove dead bodies.
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| 20 Jul 2012 09:43 AM |
Well.. Hm. I'll give them some cookies for food. The lord giveth, and taketh away. Or some shiz like that. |
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| 20 Jul 2012 09:49 AM |
Well I flooded my ants. They just ran around killing eachother. |
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| 20 Jul 2012 09:51 AM |
What a good god would do...
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