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| 17 Jul 2012 06:40 PM |
FACADE STAGEPLAY Tue Jul 17 16 39 30 2012
GRACE Trip, when are you going to get rid of this?
TRIP What, Grace... this?
GRACE Yes, you know how I feel about it --
TRIP I know I know I'll do it right now, alright?!
GRACE You know I've had to ask you about this several --
TRIP Get off my back! I'll get rid of it in just a minute!
GRACE Fine, Trip... fine...
DAN OPEN
(DAN knocks on the front door.)
(DAN knocks on the front door.)
TRIP Uhp, he's here!
(DAN knocks on the front door.)
(DAN knocks on the front door.)
(DAN knocks on the front door.)
(DAN knocks on the front door.)
(DAN knocks on the front door.)
GRACE What?! You said he's coming an hour from now!
(DAN knocks on the front door.)
(DAN knocks on the front door.)
(DAN knocks on the front door.)
(DAN knocks on the front door.)
(DAN knocks on the front door.)
(DAN knocks on the front door.)
(DAN knocks on the front door.)
(DAN knocks on the front door.)
(DAN knocks on the front door.)
TRIP No, he's supposed to be here now!
GRACE Trip...!
DAN STOP ARGUING
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP Dan!!
TRIP Hi! It's so great to see you! It's been a while how's it going? -- (interrupted)
DAN I love you! Kiss me
(DAN kisses trip.)
TRIP Ha ha, dude, that is a weird way to say hello...! -- (interrupted)
(DAN kisses trip.)
TRIP Oh... you're doing the European-style greeting...
(DAN kisses trip.)
(DAN kisses trip.)
TRIP we just got back from a trip to Italy, but the men only did that with women... generally... but, um...
(DAN kisses trip.)
(DAN kisses trip.)
TRIP Well come on in...
(DAN kisses trip.)
TRIP Uh, I'll -- I'll go get Grace...
TRIP (unintelligable arguing)
DAN no you wont
GRACE No, no, here we are!
(DAN kisses trip.)
GRACE Dan,
GRACE Hi! How are you? Oh it's so nice to see you, it feels like it's been forever!
DAN You arent telling grace
GRACE Uh... -- (interrupted)
GRACE Well, um... make yourself at home, I guess...
DAN Hey grace
TRIP Heh heh, -- (interrupted)
TRIP Y -- yeah, yeah, I've, um -- mmm -- I've missed you.
(Trip closes the front door.)
DAN guess what noob
TRIP Uh -- well, tonight is special!
TRIP Dan, remember, -- (interrupted)
DAN trip is cheating on you with me
TRIP Wait...
TRIP You think...
TRIP I'm cheating on Grace... -- (interrupted)
DAN now kiss me woman
(DAN kisses grace.)
(DAN kisses grace.)
(DAN kisses grace.)
DAN i love both of you
TRIP Okay, Dan, I think this evening is over, you've got to leave.
DAN WHAT?! I LOVE YOU
(Trip opens the front door.)
DAN NOOOOOOO
TRIP We'll be fine -- you should just go.
(Trip closes the front door.)
DAN qq
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