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Re: A documentary about ODers

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Claymore27 is not online. Claymore27
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17 Jul 2012 11:27 AM
[Insert Long, boring intro here]

Here we are at an ODer's natural habitat. There are a lot of crudely made buildings. Among the shiny pixels, we see a flourishing ecosystem. In that ecosystem, we see the humble Pink-haired Guest/Safechatter. And to a lesser extent, the Online Dater, who wanders the "urban" jungle, looking for a mate. They often have horrible grammar.

Here we see a female ODer. She looks "happy" with her ROBLOXian 2.0, Long Hair and Mr. Chuckles face. Unlike most creatures, it's the female who says the mating call and looks for one instead of the male. Let us hear the ODer say the iconic mating call...

Female ODer: SAY 123 FOR A GF

The ODer waits patiently for a reply. But there is no answer so far. So she's repeats the call.

Female ODer: SAY 123 FOR A GF

At last, a male ODer replies willingly to the female.

Male ODer 1: 123

Male ODer 2: 123

What's this? 2 males wanting the same female? That is not a good thing. The males' instincts tell them that the female can only go with one male. The two males fight eachother for the female!

[Insert childish flamewar here]

The first male is triumphant! He has successfully won the female ODer! The other male goes off in shame and ragequits the server, never to return. The two ODers smile at eachother and the process of mating begins...

ODers mate through a (usually) lengthy "k i s s". Both the ODers' faces connect. But since this is ROBLOX, I'm not allowed to go into further detail.

[A Wild ODer Hunter appears!]

In the distance, a wide-eyed animal comes into view. This peculier creature is a predator called an "ODer Hunter". They wander the Urban Jungle, hunting for online daters. They kill ODers by either flaming or something else.

The Hunter spots the pair. He rushes towards the pair of ODers. The ODers stop their mating ritual to look at the Hunter. The male has to defend his mate. The male starts the battle with the Hunter using lame insults and mom jokes. The Hunter appears to be unaffected. He retorts with more flaming.

[Wild, lengthy flamewar between the ODers and the Hunter]

At last, this battle is over. Unfortunately, both the ODers perished during it. The Hunter smiles and leaves. Is this the end of the online dater species? No!

The Hunter leaves the habitat, proud of his recent kill. But the two ODers have "produced" "offspring". Here's some more info about ODers. They do not make their own babies. When they k i s s during mating, other people in the server (Who aren't safechatters or Hunters) see it. Some of the people who witness the ODers decide to "copy" what the two ODers were doing and apply it to other people of the opposite gender. This effectively turns them into ODers, adding them to the existing population of the online dating species at a fast rate.

This concludes the documentary about online daters. Next time, in the next episode... We shall investigate a widely misunderstood and abused creature found in the land of ROBLOX: The Guest...

=It's actually a crustacean=
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Hayes2232 is not online. Hayes2232
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17 Jul 2012 11:29 AM
tl;dr
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collyboy3 is not online. collyboy3
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17 Jul 2012 11:29 AM
I read this ALL.
I'm scared for life.
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HorseHannah14 is not online. HorseHannah14
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17 Jul 2012 11:29 AM
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Claymore27 is not online. Claymore27
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17 Jul 2012 11:31 AM
This is my first documentary about The ROBLOX Jungle's dense array of animal species. Should I make another one?

=It's actually a crustacean=
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superdimensionmaster is not online. superdimensionmaster
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17 Jul 2012 11:32 AM
That was hilarious.
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MatrixofFury12 is not online. MatrixofFury12
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17 Jul 2012 11:33 AM
So true XD

MAKE ANOTHER ONE
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Bikegirl09 is not online. Bikegirl09
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17 Jul 2012 11:34 AM
Win.


Happiness is a drug I can't afford
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Claymore27 is not online. Claymore27
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17 Jul 2012 11:36 AM
Thanks for your support everyone :D

=It's actually a crustacean=
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heatwave555 is not online. heatwave555
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17 Jul 2012 11:38 AM
Lol I'm going od'er hunting now :3
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OnlineDatersMustDie is not online. OnlineDatersMustDie
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17 Jul 2012 11:38 AM
I approve.
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blacker123456 is not online. blacker123456
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17 Jul 2012 11:40 AM
I lol'd
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pkmnlover66666 is not online. pkmnlover66666
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17 Jul 2012 11:41 AM
That was actually funny and good, nice job, hope to see more documentaries from you :D
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Claymore27 is not online. Claymore27
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17 Jul 2012 11:43 AM
I'm currently planning and writing the documentary about Guests... What comes after that will be revealed depending on the feedback the Guest Documentary recieves.

=It's actually a crustacean=
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thembunnies is not online. thembunnies
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17 Jul 2012 11:44 AM
100% legit


~Look its Thembunnies! Nope, its just Chuck Testa~
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OnlineDatersMustDie is not online. OnlineDatersMustDie
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17 Jul 2012 11:46 AM
I will use this during an Anti-ODer Campaign :3
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Istast is not online. Istast
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17 Jul 2012 11:46 AM
I've wittnessed a semi- common situation where the female ODer picks her mate based off of his BC type
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TheGamingHero is not online. TheGamingHero
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17 Jul 2012 11:46 AM
WIN.
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Stanleyjustrocks is not online. Stanleyjustrocks
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17 Jul 2012 11:46 AM
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Haxeh is not online. Haxeh
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17 Jul 2012 11:47 AM
LOL'd so hard.
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CommanderCornbread is not online. CommanderCornbread
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17 Jul 2012 11:48 AM
I rofl'd.
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Storm2001929 is not online. Storm2001929
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17 Jul 2012 11:50 AM
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technoguyx is not online. technoguyx
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17 Jul 2012 11:52 AM
legit
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rached65 is not online. rached65
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17 Jul 2012 11:54 AM
Usually I'd say TL;DR

But I read the whole thing and loled all the way.
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rachelandfinn22 is not online. rachelandfinn22
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17 Jul 2012 11:56 AM
Lol'd
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