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| 17 Jul 2012 08:29 AM |
| until you write it out in context |
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| 17 Jul 2012 08:31 AM |
| until you think about it too hard |
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| 17 Jul 2012 08:33 AM |
| Durr, I'm jumpin' on brown mushrooms n' turtles while I eat other mushrooms and GROW BIIIIIIIIIIG, FOO! |
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dribson
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| 17 Jul 2012 08:34 AM |
We make animals fight to the death. Pokemon was made for kids, right? |
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| 17 Jul 2012 08:38 AM |
~16/17 year old boys explode into pieces and blood goes everywhere when they are hit by a rocket or grenade
team fortress 2 |
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| 17 Jul 2012 08:41 AM |
You can instantly transform nothing into any material of your choice and put it wherever you want. You can dig a mine in about 15 seconds.
Seems legit |
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| 17 Jul 2012 08:44 AM |
With a tool that is used to draw things to life, you accidentally release the devil, who then takes your parent's castle and turns it into a strange funhouse. Now you and a strange box dog have to create your way to his chamber and seal him back up again, all the while fighting even more peculiar demons.
Graffiti Kingdom. |
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| 17 Jul 2012 08:57 AM |
>"~16/17 year old boys"
scout |
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| 17 Jul 2012 08:59 AM |
| You're a blue hedgehog who runs fast, collects ring, defeats robots and an overwight guy with an IQ of 300. |
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| 17 Jul 2012 09:00 AM |
Your mom wants to kill you because she heard voices in her head.
The Binding of Isaac. |
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| 17 Jul 2012 09:02 AM |
"scout"
"boys"
"S"
"plural"
wut |
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| 17 Jul 2012 09:03 AM |
| I destroy blocks to put them over there. |
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| 17 Jul 2012 09:03 AM |
| kill the same boy repeatedly as if the boy has unlimited supply of himself |
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| 17 Jul 2012 09:04 AM |
I made a rant about TF2 a while ago, JUST with the class-specifics.
Scout: -Double Jumping -Soda Popper: Attaching soda to a gun makes it do more damage. -BONK!: Drinking soda makes you invincible. -Crit-a-Cola: Drinking soda makes you take more damage/deal more damage. -Mad Milk: Hitting someone covered in milk heals you. -Fan-o-War: Hitting someone with a fan makes them take more damage. -Boston Basher/Three-Rune Blade: Those look too heavy to swing every .3 seconds. -Sandman: Equipping a wooden baseball bat gives you less health. -Atomizer: Seriously. 3 jumps.
Soldier: -Rockets kill you in one hit. -Black Box: Hitting someone with a rocket heals you. -Cow Mangler: Rockets can set people on fire. Alongside infinite ammo. -Rocket Jumper: Don't get me started... -Mantreads: Kill a person by jumping on their heads from 5 feet. -Gunboats: Like I said before. Rockets kill you in one hit. -Buff Banner: A trumpet makes you deal more damage. -Batallion's Backup: Another trumper makes you receive LESS damage. -Concherer: A conch shell heals you. -Righteous Bison: Infinite ammo. -Equalizer: Because a pickaxe can tell when you're at low health. -Market Gardener: First off, how can you tell if it's a rocket jump or some enemy's rocket?
Pyro: -Can't be lit on fire. -Backburner: Can determine what part of the body is being hit. -Phlogistinator: Throwing it in the air makes us able to do more damage and heals us. -Manmelter: Because it can extinguish teammates. -Detonator: Flares can explode. -Postal Pummeler: Mailboxes can kill a person who's lit on fire. -Powerjack: Killing someone with a sledgehammer heals you. -Homewrecker: A bludgeon is as lethal as a blade.
Demoman: -Bombs also kill you in one hit. -Loch 'n Load: Grenades disappear when they hit a wall. -Scottish Resistance: We can detonate bombs when we look at them. -Sticky Jumper: Don't get me started. -Splendid Screen/Charge 'n Charge: Shields make us run faster. -Ali Baba's Wee Booties/Bootlegger: Footwear makes us able to turn. -Eyelander/Horseless Headless Horeman's Headtaker: Swords/axes light out eyes on fire. -Persuin Persuader: Bullets heal us if they aren't fire at us. -Half-Zatoichi: Katanas heal us, and one-hit kill other katana wielders.
Heavy: -Fat people are stronger. -Natasha: Miniguns make us slower... -Buffalo Steak Sandvich: Steak makes us faster. -Eviction Notice: Stabs himself everytime he pulls it out. (lol) -Gloves of Running Urgently: Boxing gloves make us run faster and lose health. -Fists of Steel: Steel makes us prone to melee damage.
Engineer: -Widowmaker: Because shotguns don't use ammo. -Frontier Justice: We deal more damage when our turrets die. -Pomson 6000: See (Frontier Justice) -Wrangler: Game Controllers make our guns shoot faster. -Eureka Effect: Wrenches allow us to teleport. -Gunslinger: Robotic hands make us build smaller guns. -Teleporters: Because they work in the 1960's.
Medic: -Blutsauger: Syringes give us health. -Crusader's Crossbow: Arrows heal teammates. -ALL medi guns: Plasma that heals people, makes them deal more damage, resist all damage, and resist most knockback. -Ubersaw: Charges said medi gun stuff. -Vitasaw: You keep some worthless stuff on death.
Sniper: -Bazaar Bargain: You can'tmanually count your headshots. -Sydney Sleeper: Some sniper rifles appearently can't headshot. -Jarate: Urine makes us take more damage, let alone it's recharge time. -Razorback: A wooden plank saves us from a knife. -Cozy Camper: A backpack makes us travel slower ONLY when zoomed in.
Spy: -Can cloak and disguise. -Ambassador: The only revolver in the world that does headshot damage. -Electro-Sapper: A box that disables buildings. -Conniver's Kunai: Kunais heal us. -Your Eternal Reward/Wanga Prick: You never make a sound when a knife is shoved into your back. -Spy-cicle: Hands don't freeze.
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| 17 Jul 2012 09:08 AM |
| A boy who went to a fair and met a friend who accidentally made a time machine, and now must make save the world by using paradoxes to their advantage. |
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| 17 Jul 2012 09:10 AM |
| A robot turns into a fighting robot to stop an insane doctor and his 8 other robots. |
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| 17 Jul 2012 09:10 AM |
| A parasite from outer space burrows it's way into the ground at 65,000,000,000 BC and ends the world in 2000 AD. |
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| 17 Jul 2012 09:12 AM |
@Japanaholic
Thank you for continuing mine. |
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