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ROBOMEEPY
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| 29 Jun 2012 10:18 AM |
The statement below is false. The statement above is truth. |
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15rawsone
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| 29 Jun 2012 10:18 AM |
Knock knock
Whos there
These jokes are
These jokes are who?
No these jokes are poo
Legit |
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LolMeLol1
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Jenngo
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| 16 Jul 2012 07:09 PM |
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday. |
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| 16 Jul 2012 07:11 PM |
Your mom is so fat... that your mom is fat.... |
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| 16 Jul 2012 07:12 PM |
| What looks like lilwayns3000? JaredValdez4 Owned!! |
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| 16 Jul 2012 07:17 PM |
Knock Knock Who there? Cow Cows who? Cows dont say who, they say Moo |
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Pik4344
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| 16 Jul 2012 07:19 PM |
choiken eats cown s lol
I funny jok gos lik ths
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| 16 Jul 2012 07:25 PM |
| A guy walks into a bar with a 900 pound horse under one arm, and a carton of 18 eggs under his other arm and hes wearing roller blades and he is falling down all over the place. The bartender sees him and asks what hes doing. The man with a 900 pound horse under one arm, and a carton of 18 eggs under his other arm begins to tell him a story of someone that pushed him through the door to the bar. The guy with a 900 pound horse under one arm, and a carton of 18 eggs under his other arm says that the guy who pushed him had a tennis ball in one hand and a jug of milk in the otherhand. The bartender asks why. The guy with a 900 pound horse under one arm, and a carton of 18 eggs under his other arm say that the guy with a tennis ball in one hand and a jug of milk in the otherhand attacked him outside and threw the tennis ball at The guy with a 900 pound horse under one arm, and a carton of 18 eggs under his other arm. But he pushed the guy with a 900 pound horse under one arm, and a carton of 18 eggs under his other arm into a woman. The woman was carrying a bat in one hand, and a magazine in the other. At this point the bartender goes "Wait...dont cartons of eggs only have 12 eggs?" So The guy with a 900 pound horse under one arm, and a carton of 18 eggs under his other arm had to start over. So the guy got confused and left. |
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timz56
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| 16 Jul 2012 07:33 PM |
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
So he could get to the market to place his eggs in the produce section to make a living and help his chicken family be healthy and happy in the future so they can have chickens around for generations to come.
But sadly, he was hit by a car. |
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