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| 12 Jul 2012 04:16 PM |
So it turns out, my paternal Grandfather was a prisoner in Czechoslovakia when it was ruled by the Soviets because he mouthed off to public officials (As it turns out, I have a family history of dissent! The fact that my grandfather insulted a soviet official ranks above bacon on my list of things that bring me happiness.) and was going to go to prison again (Didn't get many details on this. Presumably, he'd have been shipped to a gulag the second time around) and him, my grandmother, and my father as an infant went over the border and tried to cross a minefield into Austria.
My grandmother was afraid and backed out, and through a fluke they ended up getting a vacation visa to Austria, and from Austria they went to Chicago in the US, and then to a small town in New York.
I didn't care much about the parts that weren't "Your grandfather mouthed off to a soviet official" but I'm gonna tell that to my future kids. |
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| 12 Jul 2012 04:22 PM |
| I don't recall Uganda ever posting anything but the word Derp. |
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| 12 Jul 2012 04:23 PM |
No you won't, you can't, because you're not a stud, a mine blew off your scrøtum.
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| 12 Jul 2012 04:26 PM |
I don't recall Uganda ever posting anything but the word Derp.
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I don't recall Cheese ever posting anything but the sentence I don't recall Uganda ever posting anything but the word derp. |
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| 12 Jul 2012 04:27 PM |
Supremmacy, that statement was so vastly, so profoundly, so mind-numbingly stupid that it can't even qualify as trolling. Yet surely it cannot be anything but. What is trolling when it is exposed to the air, for all to see? Foolishness, and nothing more. It must be covert in nature and silent as death itself, with a wit sharper then any blade.
And that concludes my daily rant, rendered in Shakespearean prose. |
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Raximus
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| 12 Jul 2012 04:29 PM |
| I don't recall Cheese ever posting anything but accusing others of being spammers and trolls. |
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| 12 Jul 2012 04:29 PM |
^ Now that's poetry
"Science flies people to the moon. Religion flies people into buildings" |
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Agentk15
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| 12 Jul 2012 04:30 PM |
I meant Cheese's post.
"Science flies people to the moon. Religion flies people into buildings" |
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| 12 Jul 2012 04:42 PM |
Chese, that statement is so poetic and well written that you got your testies back. Congratulations.
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| 12 Jul 2012 05:23 PM |
| Once I looked at the words I got interested because it had the word bacon on it. |
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