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| 11 Jul 2012 03:15 PM |
I inquire about your physical and emotional stature at this specific moment in time. The label which had been endowed to me and me alone by thy parental figures is Jack. In these next twenty-four hours, I will be explaining, reviewing, and obtaining a shape containing the prefix Octo, which in measuring terms can be used to represent the numerical value eight. To review, octagons are contained in the practical class of formed objects containing precisely eight edges of the most spectacular variety complimented by eight angles each, measuring out to a perfectly even base of forty-five degrees each. To demonstrate the very item of which I had described in dialogue previously stated in my presentation, I will now provide an example of the eight-sided instrument which shall be the main observation of today's performance.
A gasp of the most negative influences.
Oh, being of humanity which encircles the Earth which had derived from multiple stages of assumed evolution over time encompassing all prior creatures before their existence currently developing new sorts of technology in order to continue its conquest for domination amongst other species unsuited for the means of the intended sentence.
Poppycock.
The intended instruments encompassing the prefix octo had currently been left in a location unknown and useless to the explanation of said item, and thus present a newly found conundrum for our gathering. Left without proper preparations, I find my cheeks shining with the hue of the most intense of flames due to the sheer amounts of clumsiness and lack of attention with which I have allowed to escape the boundaries of my knowledge.
Fear not, my fellow investigator of polygonal figures, for our adventures shalln't end without the presence of the very form which we presently seek. A figment caused by vibrations from the left hemisphere of the brain has allowed me to summon an idea of new origin. In order to right the wrong which I had previously stated, we shall venture anew for the evenly proportioned shape which we seek. To the road, friends of varying ages, nationalities, and knowledge, let us venture into the unknown, proceeding in the direction traditionally labeled as "left" due to its opposite view for which we use to absorb literary knowledge.
*Random red puppet appears holding a red graphic traffic sign signal, erected at road junctions, to instruct one to be still and not proceed until the path is clear*
"Quickly, cease the functions of the lower extremities of your body, for I have information absolutely vital to your search, for with which I feel will influence and ease your adventure for the polygon including the desired amount of eight different edges."
Apologies, stuffed creature of childish delight; I am unable to concur with the request of halting the natural movements of my lower portion. My business links only to the discovery, investigation, and examination of the very form which you have stated to obtain my attention previously.
"Comrade, I implore that you deny the anxiousness which dwells up in the twin appendages below your chest cavity. The information which dwells within me shall completely alter your course in its entirety for the greater good."
Dearest acquaintance, I am fully aware of that which you are foolishly thrusting in the 180 degrees which covers my vantage point. However, the trials which face me now dominate that of the sign which you don demanding the decrease in movement for safety purposes. If I were to comply with your requests to destroy the current movements in my body, my mission to achieve newly acquired knowledge of the continuously mentioned piece would be compromised. I challenge you to provide the answers with which I seek whilst revealing only the crimson side with which you possess. I dare, nay, I implore you, manipulated play device, to eject an answer without the use of the boneless rags which make up your own torso.
"I shall now reintegrate that which I have stated numerous times previously in the quandary we find ourselves overwhelmingly perplexed by currently. For I have successfully acquired the very answer which has eluded you for this entire duration."
Unnecessary exhale expressing astonishment, wonder, and a sudden revelation! Pause the metric system of time which beats internally on your mind for approximately 60,000 milliseconds. Observe that which I have just obtained through the twin optics set upon my cranium. Count the number of sides the blood-colored sign which you once contained within the grasp of your lifeless limb. It is the exact numerical value representing the polygon of glorious magnitudes far greater than that of any other. If you proceed to take adequate notes on that which we are discussing, it is both possible and probable to notice that the number of forty-five degree angles which proceed to make up this polygon is that of the specific number which was required.
From the gathered facts, we can conclude that the very shape which we have sought since the beginning of this quest have sat before my very pupils throughout the entire duration! Excelsior, we have successfully collected the most holy of all solid forms! Fantastically glorious shape of unknown origins whose meaning revolves around the halting of specific automobiles in place of the traditional lights of red, yellow, and green hue which is also perfectly symmetrical while containing edges and angles of exactly forty-five degrees in the metric unit of measuring circles and mathematical devices of a debatable use in the current nation in the subjects of geometry and trigonometry.
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emmaj18
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| 11 Jul 2012 03:17 PM |
| Dear god that video is hilarious. |
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Inkswell
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| 11 Jul 2012 03:21 PM |
@Inkswell
Salutations, young forum poster. Would you care to journey with me into the unknown in search of knowledge? |
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| 11 Jul 2012 03:25 PM |
| We must inform the ignorant masses of the importance of the eight-sided polygon! |
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Inkswell
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Mario620
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| 11 Jul 2012 03:26 PM |
tl;dr
~I have changed my siggy just to say that I almost have 4000 posts! YAY!~ |
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