Iegato
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AlexR1212
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| 11 Jul 2012 01:01 PM |
lol
Billy Mays was like the Chuck Norris of commercials.. |
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swim4ymca
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| 11 Jul 2012 01:02 PM |
| Jesus isn't a very good driver. |
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| 11 Jul 2012 01:03 PM |
Hence, "Jesus had rode to town on an a"
didnt have tat much style in picking vehicles much. |
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Iegato
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| 11 Jul 2012 01:04 PM |
| Can you really blame him, he was born over 1800 years before cars were even invented. |
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Iegato
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| 11 Jul 2012 01:06 PM |
Me : god why did you give jesus all them cool powers and I get nothing?
God: We'll son, It's like this. I'm... a... Troll LOLOLOL |
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| 11 Jul 2012 01:09 PM |
| Wow. Jesus is a better driver than all of you. You should be begging him to take the wheel rather than joke about it. You'd be better as the passenger. |
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| 11 Jul 2012 01:09 PM |
Yay now you get to burn in fire forever now.
"War, children, it's just a shot away" |
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thok1599
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| 11 Jul 2012 01:10 PM |
| He took you to Heaven with him. |
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Xavier83
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| 11 Jul 2012 01:11 PM |
ttom, he just let Jesus drive, and Jesus almost killed him in less then 10 seconds. Hes totals a better driver.
Hello officer.. |
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| 11 Jul 2012 01:11 PM |
| @Rocker Not unless they are saved, but by judging of their fruit here, it doesn't seem like they are. If they repent and let Jesus take the wheel of their lives, they will be saved and fellowship with God and his followers forever in Heaven. |
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Iegato
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iCame4u
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| 11 Jul 2012 01:12 PM |
| He simply said a couple words. By the looks of it, he had no faith. You can't go to heaven without faith. |
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| 11 Jul 2012 01:13 PM |
No you wont. You will be strapped down on a torture rack while every part of your body is ripped apart.
"War, children, it's just a shot away" |
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Iegato
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Xylonic
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| 11 Jul 2012 01:13 PM |
xD
Join Nundsa Coterie today! |
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| 11 Jul 2012 01:15 PM |
| In hell, there are things unimaginable. You will suffer in agony and pain for all eternity, forever and ever. You will cry for death, you WILL want to die. But no, in heaven and hell, you can not die. You will either go to Heaven with eternal bliss with Jesus and God, or go to Hell and burn in the lake of fire. |
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| 11 Jul 2012 01:15 PM |
lol But Jesus is always there for you. |
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