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Re: Why my mom won't let me go in the deep end...

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PrimEverdeen123 is not online. PrimEverdeen123
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10 Jul 2012 02:03 PM
My brother went swimming in the deep side of the ocean with his friends. He was surfing and then his friend saw red and my brothers eye sight was blurry. His friend saw a shark. My brother is now in the hospital while they are still trying to attach a new arm. They said he might walk out of that hospital without an arm. Yet they also said they were trying to find an arm that matches his. My brother was so brave.
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tuquan is not online. tuquan
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10 Jul 2012 02:04 PM
*facepalm*

I'm sorry to hear this.
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10 Jul 2012 02:04 PM
LOL HE GOT EATED
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10 Jul 2012 02:05 PM
*Looks at join date and post*

If its real im sorry but if its fake Fail troll
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10 Jul 2012 02:05 PM
I'm sorry to hear this also.
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10 Jul 2012 02:06 PM
I laughed at the title, but I'm sorry
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10 Jul 2012 02:06 PM
...


Try rereading the title...
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DonovanMichealCodd is not online. DonovanMichealCodd
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10 Jul 2012 02:06 PM
WELL I CAN ONLY PLAY ROBLOX FOR AN HOUR CAUSE MY NECKS PARALYZED.

I was playing TF2 for like 5 hours straight, didnt move my neck.

It locked in.

SOrta hard to read what i type, but still readable

#0/15,000R$ for Clockworks Headphones
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00iGame00 is not online. 00iGame00
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10 Jul 2012 02:06 PM
No.
~θθɪǤαмȝθθ

-I don't always forum but, when I do, I prefer RT the most.-
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CopyWighted is not online. CopyWighted
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10 Jul 2012 02:08 PM
His arm was yummy.

~Sitting on an Angry chair-Stomach hurts and I don't care
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RobloxArkiologist is not online. RobloxArkiologist
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10 Jul 2012 02:08 PM
this is a good time to unvail my shark related jokes.



Q: What kind of shark is always gambling?
A: A CARDSHARK


Q: WHat doe a shark like to watch on tv
A: Anything but Flipper!!!!!

Q: What is a sharks favorite bible story
A: Noah's SHARK

Q: What was the shark;s favorite James Joyce novel
A: FINnegan's wake

Q: Why did the shark throw his clock out the window?
A: He wanted to see time fly!

Q: why did the shark cross the great barrier reef?
A: to get to the other TIDE

Q: What is a sharks favorite Dustin Hoffman Film
A: Midnight Caudal

Q: Who is the shark communitys favorite 1950s film actress
A: Dorsal Day

Q: Who is the shark communitys favorite 1950s film actor
A: Shark Hudson

Q: What was the shark world's equivalent of Tom Delay's nickname?
A: The Hammerhead

Q: why did the shark commit suicide
A: he was tired of feeling like he was swimming in circles

knock knock
who's there
a shark
oh okay then *opens door* *all this water comes in including a shark* *shark eats door answerer*

Q: What did one shark say to try to comfort a friend who had just gotten out of a relationship
A: "its ok there are plenty of other birds in the sky"

Q: what are the sharks favorite creatures from the star wars franchise
A: jawas

q: what do yuppie sharks like to drink
a: jaw-va

Q: what was the nerd shark's favorite programming language
A: jaw-va

Q: what is the shark worlds favorite macintosh web browser
A: jawvari

Q: What was the shark jazz musician's favorite illegal substance?
A: Reefer!

Q: what was the sharks favorite humor website
A: something dorsal

Q: why did the mommy shark and daddy shark get divorced
A: they no longer loved each other

Q: What did the young shark get for Christmas?
A: Nothing! Sharks don't celebrate Christmas!!!!!!!

Q: Who was the first shark elected president of the united states?
A: James K. Shark

Q: What was the sharks favorite Orson Welles movie
A: Citizen Kane-i-kokala

Q: What was the sharks favorite B-52s song
A: Love Shark

Q: What is a shark's favorite smell?
A: Human blood.

Q: What is a sharks favorite kinda sandwich
A: Peanut butter and jellyfish!

Q: how did the crazy shark become normal again
A: electro shark therapy

q: why did the street sharks get arrested
a: dorsal profiling

q: what did the street shark say when something radical happened?
a: JAWESOME

Q: Why doesn't anybody like the stand-up comedy of Margaret Shark?
a: She bites!

Q: How do you know if a shark is hungry?
A: If he is breathing!

Q: what did the underwater dog say
A: shark! (instead of bark)

Q: Why don't sharks have tools?
A: They don't have opposable thumbs

Q: Whats green and gross and lives under the sea?
A: Shark boogers!

Q: What did the programmer shark use for his Web 2.0 site?
A: ASHARKX

Q: What should you do if you see a shark?
A: Swim far, far away!

Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: A mulatto scuba diver who has just been mauled to death by a shark

Q: What does a shark eat for dinner?
A: Whatever it wants!

Q: What did the shark find in Davey Jones' locker?
A: Smelly gym shorts!

Q: What was the shark's favorite Tim Burton film?
A: Edward Scissorfins

Q: Are sharks smarter than dolphins?
A: No, but don't tell them that! (they might eat you)

Q: Where can you buy sharks on Wall Street?
A: At the shark (stock) market, of course!

Q: What do British sharks like to eat?
A: Fish and kids!

Q: Where do sharks go on Saturday nights?
A: To the moooo-vies!

Shark #1: What did you think of the movie?
Shark #2: It's a great movie! It really bites!

Q: What was the shark's favorite Pixar movie?
A: Eating Nemo

Q: What did the shark plead in the murder case?
A: Not gill-ty!

Q: Why did the shark commit the murder?
A: He felt that he was "super-shark," that he could justifiably perform what society considered a despicable act - the act of killing - if it led to his being able to do more good through the act.

Q: Why do sharks make terrible lawyers?
A: They're too nice!

Q: What do you call a solitary shark
A: A "lone" (loan) shark

Q: Why do sharks chew gum?
A: For the Bazooka Joe comic

Q: Who was the shark's favorite Norwegian painter?
A: Edvard Munch!

Q: Who was the shark's favorite 20th century art figure?
A: Marcel DuChomp

Q: What's better than a shark in a blender?
A: Two sharks in a blender

Q: How did the shark avoid serving in the army?
A: He was a conscientious ob-shark-ter

Q: What did the deaf, dumb and blind shark excel at?
A: Finball

Q: What kind of shark is always quoting Shakespeare?
A: A bard shark

Q: What do you get if you cross a shark with a Rottweiler?
A: An abomination unto God Himself

Q: What's worse than being bitten by a shark?
A: Being bitten by a vampire shark

A shark, a dolphin, and an eel swim into an undersea bar. The bartender asks what they'll be having. The dolphin orders a bourbon. The eel, who is underage, orders a Roy Rogers. The shark eats the bartender. The shark is then ostracized for his social faux pas and leaves the bar, his head bowed down in shame.

Q: What do cat sharks cough up?
A: Human balls.

Q: Why are shark comedians so funny?
A: Their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth!

Q: What magical spell causes the victim to bleed profusely?
A: Shark-temsempra

Q: Did the shark who was raised by fish receive any education?
A: Yes, he was home-schooled (in a school of fish)

Q: What is the shark worlds most popular comic strip
A: Seanuts

Q: Why are sharks so patriotic?
A: They are marine fish

Jimmies status: [X]Rustled---[]Not rustled
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PrimEverdeen123 is not online. PrimEverdeen123
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10 Jul 2012 02:08 PM
My brother loved sharks.. now i think he is afraid of them. And this is true.. I don't lie. i wouldn't tell a fake story!
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10 Jul 2012 02:09 PM
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smiles1357 is not online. smiles1357
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10 Jul 2012 02:09 PM
You obviously were too deaf to hear the shark music. That mistake cost your brother his life. How do you feel about that?
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PrimEverdeen123 is not online. PrimEverdeen123
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10 Jul 2012 02:09 PM
XD those are funny jokes! One sec im gonna show my brother
I'm visiting him at the hospital.
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Skanea is not online. Skanea
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10 Jul 2012 02:10 PM
Sharks dont randomly attack, but still.

~You got served~
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smiles1357 is not online. smiles1357
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10 Jul 2012 02:10 PM
arm*
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RobloxArkiologist is not online. RobloxArkiologist
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10 Jul 2012 02:12 PM
wait, this is totyally related to roblox.

Jimmies status: [X]Rustled---[]Not rustled
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