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| 13 Jun 2012 10:09 PM |
This story has the Mod's and Admin's posed as policemen or women. ENJOY!
reesemcblox: Hey guys, just got a report about two people ODing at ROBLOXIAN pool. Should we go break it up.
Sorcus: Ok sure.
Telamon: Just gotta finish making this bad update... Ok done!
Reese: what was the update John?
Telamon: I deleted the ROBLOX 1.0 body, brilliant, right?
Sorcus: Totally!
Builderman: I GOT PIZZA GUYS!
Reese: Screw pizza! We have to get to the crime scene!
(Mods get into car)
Sorcus: I see them.. They are in the pool.
Reese: Let's be real quit and they won't notice, then sneak up on them!
Telamon: OK WILL DO
(Reese slaps Telamon)
Reese: SHUT UP!
Telamon: :(
(Mods hide behind beach chairs)
Reese: AHAH! ODing! THIS IS AGAINST THE LAW! YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR-
(Telamon shoots guy)
Telamon: Whoops, my finger slipped.
Reese: YOU JUST KILLED A CRIMINAL.
Telamon: Correction, WAS a criminal
Reese: HOW DID YOU KILL HIM!?
Telamon: Well, I was eating my Fried Chicken so I put the gun in my Left Hand so I could hold the chicken in my Right hand...
Then I remembered my trigger finger was on my left hand and BOY WAS IT ITCHY...
(Girl runs away while Telamon is talking)
Reese: You have problems, John. I mean- HEY WHERE IS THE GIRL!?
(Sorcus tackles fleeing girl)
Sorcus: GET DOW WOMAN! GET DOWN!
Girl: SPARE ME MISTER!
Sorcus: I AM THE LAWWWWW!
(Sorcus starts hitting girl)
Girl: AHHHHHHHH
Sorcus: WRONDOER! MEET YOUR DESTIN-
(Sorcus gets shot)
Reese: JOHN! You killed our fellow cop!
Telamon: Well he was beating the girl!
Reese: SHE DIED OF SHOCK BEFORE YOU SHOT SORCUS! SHE WAS ALREADY DEAD!
Telamon: Oh, well I guess it solves the murder.
Reese: ...
THE END |
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00iGame00
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| 13 Jun 2012 10:14 PM |
LolWin. ~θθɪǤαмȝθθ
-Feed the troll.- |
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| 13 Jun 2012 10:15 PM |
End of Episode 1: OD Bust
Next Episode, Episode 2: Scam and Bam |
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| 14 Jun 2012 05:00 PM |
Episode 2: Scam and Bam!
ONE NIGHT IN AN ALLEYWAY....
Scammer: I have da Top Hat.. You got da cash?
Guy: Yeah.. Here is the money..
(Guy hands over money)
Guy: Could I have my Top Hat?
Scammer: NEVER! (Takes off running)
Guy: POLICE, POLICE! I'VE BEEN ROBBED, I MEAN SCAMMED, I MEAN ROBBED!
(Mods come)
Reese: Where is the thief?
Guy: He ran that way! (Points)
Reese: Well the robbery was almost an hour ago. He probably escaped. C'mon guys, back in the car.
(Cops get in car)
Telamon: I'll just back up a bit-
(Thief's car smashes into police car)
Theif: OUTTA MY WAY!
Builderman: Uh-oh. Looks like a car chase scene. :/
Telamon: FULL POWER (Puts on Shades)
Reese: YOUR GOING OVER THE SPEED LIMIT!
Telamon: SO IS THE ROBBER
Builderman: BORN TO LIVE AND LIVE TO RIDE!
(Thief shoots at Builderman)
Buildeman: OH NO YOU DIDN'T!
(Rolls down window and jumps on roof of thief's car)
Reese: DAVID!
(Builderman goes onto front of car)
Builderman: HAHA CAN'T SEE!
Thief: OH SHOOT GET OFF!
(Turns on windsheild wipers)
(Wipers start hitting Builderman)
Buildeman: OW STOP! OW STOP! OW STOP!
Thief: I... CAN'T... SEE...
(Builderman jumps off)
Thief: Ah... that's bett- AHHHH
(Car crashes into gas station)
Reese: Quick! Investigate the damage!
Telamon: Ok, seems like we got a few dents from his reckless driving...
Reese: NOT THAT! SEE IF HE IS ALIVE DUMBY!
Telamon: You mean Builderman? I saw him fly past us when he jumped off the car a few miles back...
A SHORT LOOK LATER...
Reese: Well, Builderman has a severe concussion and broken collarbrone.... Now we gotta check on the thief!
LATER UPON THE WRECKAGE...
Telamon: FREEZE EVILDOER! YOUR TIME IS UP!
Reese: John, he is barely alive...
Thief: you want the money..? well, go get it!
(Throws money into fire)
Telamon: NO!
(Jumps into fire)
Reese: John! YOU IDIOT!
(Thief escapes)
Telamon: I got the money! It was totally worth the severe burns! :D
Reese: You mean ashes?
Telamon: Yeah. So did he escape?
Reese: Yeah, but he'll die soon from his wounds..
END
Epilogue: The thief recovered from his wounds and went on to a very successful crime career until one day in a bank robbery...
Telamon: WHERE IS HE?
Reese: I DON'T KNOW!
Telamon: :( dont yell
Reese: WE LOST THAT GUY LIKE WE DID IN EPISODE TWO!
Telamon: It's still episode 2 though. :3
Reese: Forget it! I-
(Looks at ground)
Reese: It's a body!
Telamon: It appears to be the same body that commited thousands of robberies, starting in early Episode two!
Reese: Telamon, get in the car.
Telamon: Yes mommy. :C |
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| 14 Jun 2012 07:07 PM |
this was in rt
but if you guys like it then ok
Episode 3: Holy H4xalot! |
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| 15 Jun 2012 10:25 PM |
please post thoughts
and possibly ideas |
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| 15 Jun 2012 10:29 PM |
| I would love to see John and Sorcus have a gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay relationship. I like diversity, it's funny. |
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| 15 Jun 2012 10:29 PM |
are you TRYING to get me banned?
and why?
telamon SHOT him. |
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| 15 Jun 2012 10:30 PM |
| Look, all I'm saying is that we're in a more modern society and I think that with all the stigma about it, it would be funny. |
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| 16 Jun 2012 02:38 PM |
| I'll try but I got stitches near my eye and I am still adjusting. :/ |
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| 27 Jun 2012 12:55 PM |
FINALLY, EPISODE 3 WILL COME
*We join the cops in the office* Television: WHEEL, OF, FORTUNE! *Telamon throws soda can at TV* Telamon: BOOO, LESS TALK MORE MONEY.
Reese: John, get some exercise for once instead of watching TV!
Telamon: BUT IT'S FUNNY!
Reese: I don't care!
Telamon: Fine, I'll watch other people get exercises. I'LL WATCH WIPEOUT!
Reese: Oh John, please do-
Telamon: AHAHAHA HE FELL IN THE WATER LOL
Reese: GET SOME EXERCISE YOU FAT COUCH JOCKEY!
*Telamon goes to the gym*
Telamon: OH MU GOD. I HATE THIS
Man: Hey, it's pretty easy actually!
Telamon: Prove it. I hate this.
Man: You just have to hack. It's simple.. Use these!
*Man hands Telamon st3roids*
Man: They make you strong. It's like, I guess hacking and exploiting, except it's real.
Telamon: Awesome! Say, what's your name?
Man: I'm Dignity, glad to meet you.
*Telamon uses medicine and becomes strong, he does heroic feats, he becomes famous*
Reese: I don't know how you did it, but your a muscle man john!
Builderman: I WANT ABS LIKE YOU!
Matt Dusek: Why am I here?
Reese: What's your secret John?
Telamon: This nice guy called Dignity gave me some medicine!
Matt Dusek: Oh no... John, I need to look at the medicine.. You might be using performance enhancing medicine!
END OF PART 1! |
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| 27 Jun 2012 01:06 PM |
PART 2!
*Matt Dusek is examining medicine*
Telamon: Is it erik.cassel's medicine?
Matt: NO
Telamon: Does Erik have medicine I don't know about!?
Matt: No, this Dignity fellow gave you these. We will catch him.
Reese: The thing I want to know is, how did you not know NOT to take those?
Telamon: Is it bad?
Reese: YES! IT'S AGAINST THE LAW!
Sorcus: Yeah bro, people like Barry Bonds, Roger Clemens, Ken Caminitti, and Mark Magwire all got busted!
Telamon: Ok... I know how to catch Dignity though!
*Later at the gym*
Dignity: Here you go. Keep them a secret though-
*Builderman falls out of tree and gets up in a mess*
Builderman: FREEZE MUSCLE ABS MAN!
Dignity: John! You tricked me!
*Stabs John and runs*
Sorcus: GET HIM!
Dignity runs outside, takes breath near tree*
???: Guess who...?
Dignity: Dad, is that you?
???: WRONG! INCORRECT, FALSO!
*Matt Dusek tackles Dignity*
*Builderman rushes over*
Builderman: CAN YOUR ABS TAKE THIS?
*Starts using taser on Dignity*
*LATER, AFTER DIGNITY IS DEAD...*
Matt: John! While we were killing Dignity we forgot about your wound! Are you alright?
Telamon: I'm fine! It didn't even hurt.
Matt: But how?
Telamon: My abs! :D
THE END! |
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| 27 Jun 2012 01:11 PM |
comments pl0x
stupid floodcheck 1 2 |
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