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Re: MOD SQUAD ACTION STORY

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paintballzombiedude is not online. paintballzombiedude
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13 Jun 2012 10:09 PM
This story has the Mod's and Admin's posed as policemen or women. ENJOY!

reesemcblox: Hey guys, just got a report about two people ODing at ROBLOXIAN pool. Should we go break it up.

Sorcus: Ok sure.

Telamon: Just gotta finish making this bad update... Ok done!

Reese: what was the update John?

Telamon: I deleted the ROBLOX 1.0 body, brilliant, right?

Sorcus: Totally!

Builderman: I GOT PIZZA GUYS!

Reese: Screw pizza! We have to get to the crime scene!

(Mods get into car)

Sorcus: I see them.. They are in the pool.

Reese: Let's be real quit and they won't notice, then sneak up on them!

Telamon: OK WILL DO

(Reese slaps Telamon)

Reese: SHUT UP!

Telamon: :(

(Mods hide behind beach chairs)

Reese: AHAH! ODing! THIS IS AGAINST THE LAW! YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR-

(Telamon shoots guy)

Telamon: Whoops, my finger slipped.

Reese: YOU JUST KILLED A CRIMINAL.

Telamon: Correction, WAS a criminal

Reese: HOW DID YOU KILL HIM!?

Telamon: Well, I was eating my Fried Chicken so I put the gun in my Left Hand so I could hold the chicken in my Right hand...

Then I remembered my trigger finger was on my left hand and BOY WAS IT ITCHY...

(Girl runs away while Telamon is talking)

Reese: You have problems, John. I mean- HEY WHERE IS THE GIRL!?

(Sorcus tackles fleeing girl)

Sorcus: GET DOW WOMAN! GET DOWN!

Girl: SPARE ME MISTER!

Sorcus: I AM THE LAWWWWW!

(Sorcus starts hitting girl)

Girl: AHHHHHHHH

Sorcus: WRONDOER! MEET YOUR DESTIN-

(Sorcus gets shot)

Reese: JOHN! You killed our fellow cop!

Telamon: Well he was beating the girl!

Reese: SHE DIED OF SHOCK BEFORE YOU SHOT SORCUS! SHE WAS ALREADY DEAD!

Telamon: Oh, well I guess it solves the murder.

Reese: ...

THE END
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cptester12 is not online. cptester12
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13 Jun 2012 10:10 PM
k.
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13 Jun 2012 10:11 PM
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paintballzombiedude is not online. paintballzombiedude
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13 Jun 2012 10:13 PM
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00iGame00 is not online. 00iGame00
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13 Jun 2012 10:14 PM
LolWin.
~θθɪǤαмȝθθ

-Feed the troll.-
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paintballzombiedude is not online. paintballzombiedude
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13 Jun 2012 10:15 PM
End of Episode 1: OD Bust

Next Episode, Episode 2: Scam and Bam
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Tran18 is not online. Tran18
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13 Jun 2012 10:17 PM
DON'T GIVE ROBLOX IDEAS
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paintballzombiedude is not online. paintballzombiedude
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13 Jun 2012 10:22 PM
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14 Jun 2012 11:12 AM
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paintballzombiedude is not online. paintballzombiedude
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14 Jun 2012 05:00 PM
Episode 2: Scam and Bam!

ONE NIGHT IN AN ALLEYWAY....

Scammer: I have da Top Hat.. You got da cash?

Guy: Yeah.. Here is the money..

(Guy hands over money)

Guy: Could I have my Top Hat?

Scammer: NEVER! (Takes off running)

Guy: POLICE, POLICE! I'VE BEEN ROBBED, I MEAN SCAMMED, I MEAN ROBBED!

(Mods come)

Reese: Where is the thief?

Guy: He ran that way! (Points)

Reese: Well the robbery was almost an hour ago. He probably escaped. C'mon guys, back in the car.

(Cops get in car)

Telamon: I'll just back up a bit-

(Thief's car smashes into police car)

Theif: OUTTA MY WAY!

Builderman: Uh-oh. Looks like a car chase scene. :/

Telamon: FULL POWER (Puts on Shades)

Reese: YOUR GOING OVER THE SPEED LIMIT!

Telamon: SO IS THE ROBBER

Builderman: BORN TO LIVE AND LIVE TO RIDE!

(Thief shoots at Builderman)

Buildeman: OH NO YOU DIDN'T!

(Rolls down window and jumps on roof of thief's car)

Reese: DAVID!

(Builderman goes onto front of car)

Builderman: HAHA CAN'T SEE!

Thief: OH SHOOT GET OFF!

(Turns on windsheild wipers)

(Wipers start hitting Builderman)

Buildeman: OW STOP! OW STOP! OW STOP!

Thief: I... CAN'T... SEE...

(Builderman jumps off)

Thief: Ah... that's bett- AHHHH

(Car crashes into gas station)

Reese: Quick! Investigate the damage!

Telamon: Ok, seems like we got a few dents from his reckless driving...

Reese: NOT THAT! SEE IF HE IS ALIVE DUMBY!

Telamon: You mean Builderman? I saw him fly past us when he jumped off the car a few miles back...

A SHORT LOOK LATER...

Reese: Well, Builderman has a severe concussion and broken collarbrone.... Now we gotta check on the thief!

LATER UPON THE WRECKAGE...

Telamon: FREEZE EVILDOER! YOUR TIME IS UP!

Reese: John, he is barely alive...

Thief: you want the money..? well, go get it!

(Throws money into fire)

Telamon: NO!

(Jumps into fire)

Reese: John! YOU IDIOT!

(Thief escapes)

Telamon: I got the money! It was totally worth the severe burns! :D

Reese: You mean ashes?

Telamon: Yeah. So did he escape?

Reese: Yeah, but he'll die soon from his wounds..

END

Epilogue: The thief recovered from his wounds and went on to a very successful crime career until one day in a bank robbery...

Telamon: WHERE IS HE?

Reese: I DON'T KNOW!

Telamon: :( dont yell

Reese: WE LOST THAT GUY LIKE WE DID IN EPISODE TWO!

Telamon: It's still episode 2 though. :3

Reese: Forget it! I-

(Looks at ground)

Reese: It's a body!

Telamon: It appears to be the same body that commited thousands of robberies, starting in early Episode two!

Reese: Telamon, get in the car.

Telamon: Yes mommy. :C
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paintballzombiedude is not online. paintballzombiedude
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14 Jun 2012 07:02 PM
opinions?
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14 Jun 2012 07:05 PM
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paintballzombiedude is not online. paintballzombiedude
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14 Jun 2012 07:07 PM
this was in rt

but if you guys like it then ok

Episode 3: Holy H4xalot!
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goar24 is not online. goar24
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14 Jun 2012 07:10 PM
lololol Epic story
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paintballzombiedude is not online. paintballzombiedude
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14 Jun 2012 10:16 PM
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paintballzombiedude is not online. paintballzombiedude
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15 Jun 2012 10:25 PM
please post thoughts

and possibly ideas
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TrueHonesty is not online. TrueHonesty
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15 Jun 2012 10:29 PM
I would love to see John and Sorcus have a gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay relationship. I like diversity, it's funny.
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paintballzombiedude is not online. paintballzombiedude
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15 Jun 2012 10:29 PM
are you TRYING to get me banned?

and why?

telamon SHOT him.
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TrueHonesty is not online. TrueHonesty
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15 Jun 2012 10:30 PM
Look, all I'm saying is that we're in a more modern society and I think that with all the stigma about it, it would be funny.
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00iGame00 is not online. 00iGame00
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16 Jun 2012 02:19 PM
Moar plz.
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paintballzombiedude is not online. paintballzombiedude
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16 Jun 2012 02:38 PM
I'll try but I got stitches near my eye and I am still adjusting. :/
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paintballzombiedude is not online. paintballzombiedude
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27 Jun 2012 12:55 PM
FINALLY, EPISODE 3 WILL COME

*We join the cops in the office*
Television: WHEEL, OF, FORTUNE!
*Telamon throws soda can at TV*
Telamon: BOOO, LESS TALK MORE MONEY.

Reese: John, get some exercise for once instead of watching TV!

Telamon: BUT IT'S FUNNY!

Reese: I don't care!

Telamon: Fine, I'll watch other people get exercises. I'LL WATCH WIPEOUT!

Reese: Oh John, please do-

Telamon: AHAHAHA HE FELL IN THE WATER LOL

Reese: GET SOME EXERCISE YOU FAT COUCH JOCKEY!

*Telamon goes to the gym*

Telamon: OH MU GOD. I HATE THIS

Man: Hey, it's pretty easy actually!

Telamon: Prove it. I hate this.

Man: You just have to hack. It's simple.. Use these!

*Man hands Telamon st3roids*

Man: They make you strong. It's like, I guess hacking and exploiting, except it's real.

Telamon: Awesome! Say, what's your name?

Man: I'm Dignity, glad to meet you.

*Telamon uses medicine and becomes strong, he does heroic feats, he becomes famous*

Reese: I don't know how you did it, but your a muscle man john!

Builderman: I WANT ABS LIKE YOU!

Matt Dusek: Why am I here?

Reese: What's your secret John?

Telamon: This nice guy called Dignity gave me some medicine!

Matt Dusek: Oh no... John, I need to look at the medicine.. You might be using performance enhancing medicine!

END OF PART 1!
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schrute is not online. schrute
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27 Jun 2012 12:58 PM
make more pls
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paintballzombiedude is not online. paintballzombiedude
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27 Jun 2012 01:06 PM
PART 2!

*Matt Dusek is examining medicine*

Telamon: Is it erik.cassel's medicine?

Matt: NO

Telamon: Does Erik have medicine I don't know about!?

Matt: No, this Dignity fellow gave you these. We will catch him.

Reese: The thing I want to know is, how did you not know NOT to take those?

Telamon: Is it bad?

Reese: YES! IT'S AGAINST THE LAW!

Sorcus: Yeah bro, people like Barry Bonds, Roger Clemens, Ken Caminitti, and Mark Magwire all got busted!

Telamon: Ok... I know how to catch Dignity though!

*Later at the gym*

Dignity: Here you go. Keep them a secret though-

*Builderman falls out of tree and gets up in a mess*

Builderman: FREEZE MUSCLE ABS MAN!

Dignity: John! You tricked me!

*Stabs John and runs*

Sorcus: GET HIM!

Dignity runs outside, takes breath near tree*

???: Guess who...?

Dignity: Dad, is that you?

???: WRONG! INCORRECT, FALSO!

*Matt Dusek tackles Dignity*

*Builderman rushes over*

Builderman: CAN YOUR ABS TAKE THIS?

*Starts using taser on Dignity*

*LATER, AFTER DIGNITY IS DEAD...*

Matt: John! While we were killing Dignity we forgot about your wound! Are you alright?

Telamon: I'm fine! It didn't even hurt.

Matt: But how?

Telamon: My abs! :D

THE END!
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paintballzombiedude is not online. paintballzombiedude
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27 Jun 2012 01:11 PM
comments pl0x

stupid floodcheck
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