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| 07 Jul 2012 04:29 PM |
New game! Make a team with someone or go solo. Teams can have a max of 2 people. No your jokes. No mean jokes. Good luck! |
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| 07 Jul 2012 04:32 PM |
What is tony hawk's favorite cereal?
Trix! |
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| 07 Jul 2012 04:49 PM |
How do you make an egg laugh?
You make it CRACK UP! |
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| 07 Jul 2012 04:52 PM |
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
What did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
What happened when the chicken tried to swim? It drowned.
Why did Suzie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus.
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| 07 Jul 2012 04:53 PM |
LAAAAAAAAMMMMMEEE
How do you annoy lady gaga?
poker face! |
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| 07 Jul 2012 04:53 PM |
Ok, now I'm pullin out the big guns.
What has four wheels, smokes and squeels? A bus full of burning babies.
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| 07 Jul 2012 04:55 PM |
Crap, you're gonna win this.
Chuck Norri once bowled a 300 by knocking the pins over with a feather. |
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| 07 Jul 2012 04:56 PM |
Brian made his first prank phone call last week. It was Liam Neeson. Poor Brian hasn't been seen since.
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| 07 Jul 2012 04:58 PM |
What do you get when you cross a boxer and a drink?
FRUIT PUNCH!
BAZINGA! |
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| 07 Jul 2012 04:59 PM |
What's worse than being dumped? Death.
How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe.
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| 07 Jul 2012 05:01 PM |
What is a bunny's favorit music?
HIP-HOP!
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| 07 Jul 2012 05:01 PM |
Are you a tree? No.
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| 07 Jul 2012 05:03 PM |
wha-?
You suck.
What is the place where horses live? The NEIGHborhood!
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| 07 Jul 2012 05:05 PM |
What's green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A pool table.
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| 07 Jul 2012 05:07 PM |
Get out.
You are no match for me.
What do you call a pan in the air?
a FLYING SAUCER!
BAZINGA!
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| 07 Jul 2012 05:08 PM |
What does an apple and an apple tree have in common? They both don't drive tractors.
What's black, highly dangerous, and lives in a tree? A crow with a machine gun.
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| 07 Jul 2012 05:10 PM |
ORLY?
What rdo you call a well-known game with gross jokes?
MODERN WAR-FART 3!
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| 07 Jul 2012 05:11 PM |
A man, a lawyer, a redneck, a nun, a blonde, a dog, and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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| 07 Jul 2012 05:12 PM |
How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
2. One to hold the bulb and 2 to turn the ladder.
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| 07 Jul 2012 05:12 PM |
It could go on forever... What well known disney movie stars a bouncy character?
The lady and the TRAMPOLINE!
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| 07 Jul 2012 05:12 PM |
*3
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| 07 Jul 2012 05:14 PM |
I'M WINNING! I'M WINNING!
What did ben say to luke at dinner?
Use the FORKS!
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| 07 Jul 2012 05:14 PM |
A baby seal walks into a club....
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| 07 Jul 2012 05:15 PM |
and?
What is a ghost's favorite fruit?
BOOBERRY!
BAZINGA |
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