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| 06 Jul 2012 03:28 PM |
Using pepper0's flawless logic, I have contrived a theory that will blow your little minds. The spectrum of condiments is a belt! The supposed 'opposites' actually overlap! Throughout history, time and time again, ketchup has always been accompanied by its opposite, mustard. They are found together on burgers and various other sandwiches. They are always side by side on tables at the local fast-food joint. This works the same way that night and day are in a cycle. Really, night and day are THE EXACT SAME THING! The Earth moves in a belt! With this being said, I can confirm, without any spec of doubt in my mind -which is better than yours because I am a Conservative-, that ketchup is the exact same thing as mustard, and dictionaries everywhere should change their definitions because I disagree with them!
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sinii
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| 06 Jul 2012 03:34 PM |
| They taste different though. |
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| 06 Jul 2012 03:37 PM |
| Oh, but they are exactly the same. If we study the great pepper0's logic, we will know they are the same. Where there is ketchup, there will always be mustard. Therefore, they are exactly the same. |
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| 06 Jul 2012 03:39 PM |
| But they have different ingredients. |
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| 06 Jul 2012 03:48 PM |
| Doesn't matter. They are on a belt spectrum and are always found together throughout history. Why can't you think like pepper0? |
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| 06 Jul 2012 03:51 PM |
| Because Pepper's intelligence is below average. |
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| 06 Jul 2012 03:55 PM |
Like Sinii said, Mustard and Ketchup have different ingredients, when Communism and Fascism have the same.
You dont just simply declare two things are the same, you have to annualize both of them. |
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| 06 Jul 2012 03:56 PM |
"annualize"
"ANNUALIZE"
Yeah, Pepper's totally the smartest guy I know. He has wicked spelling skills. Of course he would know what communism and fascism are. |
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| 06 Jul 2012 04:01 PM |
*analyze
umg, me speel wurd RONG, me iz zuper SHTOOPID |
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| 06 Jul 2012 04:02 PM |
| He's even smart enough to search up a word to see its spelling or to look in the dictionary. Bravo. |
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| 06 Jul 2012 04:08 PM |
| I don't need a dictionary. |
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| 06 Jul 2012 04:10 PM |
Like Sinii said, Mustard and Ketchup have different ingredients, when Communism and Fascism have the same.
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No, they have different ingredients. Go read a dictionary, please. |
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| 06 Jul 2012 04:11 PM |
| Have you even BOTHERED to read it? Or did your ignorance get in the way. |
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| 06 Jul 2012 04:11 PM |
| I actually posted the definitions twice on this forum, but you apparently ignored them. They are completely different. |
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| 06 Jul 2012 04:12 PM |
Communism - a theory or system of social organization based on the holding of all property in common, actual ownership being ascribed to the community as a whole or to the state.
Fascism - a governmental system led by a dictator having complete power, forcibly suppressing opposition and criticism, regimenting all industry, commerce, etc., and emphasizing an aggressive nationalism and often racism.
...Here they are again. |
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| 06 Jul 2012 04:13 PM |
"and emphasizing an aggressive nationalism and often racism."
That's like, not even part of communism whatsoever! |
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| 06 Jul 2012 04:14 PM |
*faceplant*
Its like pulling teeth with you. Quit the idiocy and just accept the fact these two ideas are all in all the same.
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| 06 Jul 2012 04:15 PM |
| You still haven't read the definitions. It's like pulling teeth with you, pepper0. Quit the idiocy and just accept the fact that these two definitions are different. |
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| 06 Jul 2012 04:16 PM |
| Just because two things go together, doesn't make them the same thing, Pepper. |
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| 06 Jul 2012 04:18 PM |
When have I said they where together?
That would make them separate entities.
Any form of extremism leads to the same outcome.
Communism and Fascism is like Tax and Penalty.
Or pOtato potAto |
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| 06 Jul 2012 04:19 PM |
| I just noticed "faceplant". We aren't skateboarding here, pepper0. |
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| 06 Jul 2012 04:20 PM |
"Or pOtato potAto"
No, it's like Fascism Communism. You can't argue with the dictionary. |
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| 06 Jul 2012 04:21 PM |
| Why the heck did you put this?? Ketchup and Mustard are totally different... Almost |
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| 06 Jul 2012 04:24 PM |
"Like Sinii said, Mustard and Ketchup have different ingredients, when Communism and Fascism have the same."
Communism and fascism have different ingredients, but have the same after-taste. |
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