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Re: Whats your funniest joke

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monk1958 is not online. monk1958
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04 Jul 2012 08:07 PM
Reply here
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04 Jul 2012 08:07 PM
i lost my left arm and left leg


im all right though
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ProtoMan369 is not online. ProtoMan369
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04 Jul 2012 08:07 PM
Well... what is YOUR funniest joke?
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MasterCheif196 is not online. MasterCheif196
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04 Jul 2012 08:08 PM

Your mom
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LeafTalon is not online. LeafTalon
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04 Jul 2012 08:10 PM
I'd rather not.
ιт'ѕ ∂ιяту. »:؟
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FriedChicken302 is not online. FriedChicken302
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04 Jul 2012 08:16 PM
Mine is r@c!st. It's hilarious though. Message me for it

-fartymarty02/Friedchicken302/IfYouWannaScream/tapjoy/danny000002-
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par4gonnov4 is not online. par4gonnov4
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04 Jul 2012 08:16 PM
icwatudidtherhhurhur
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"i'm all RIGHT though"
Here's some of my funniest:
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking batturee asid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off
Another one was: Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked. 'It's not unusual' he replied.
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badroboto is not online. badroboto
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04 Jul 2012 08:16 PM
joke pls.
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AnnaBananaSplitz is not online. AnnaBananaSplitz
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04 Jul 2012 08:17 PM
3 blondes went out camping.
They went on a hike and found some tracks.
The first blonde said "I think these are deer tracks!"
The second blonde said "I think these are rabbit tracks!"
The third blonde said "You are all wrong, these are bear tracks you idiots!"

Then they all got hit by the train.


(For those of you who don't get it, they were train tracks)
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Sean123876 is not online. Sean123876
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04 Jul 2012 08:18 PM
@Anna I LOL'D.

Sometimes I use my sig, sometimes I don't. This is one of those times.
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par4gonnov4 is not online. par4gonnov4
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04 Jul 2012 08:19 PM
Y U NO LOL AT MINE
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PinkFlare is not online. PinkFlare
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04 Jul 2012 08:20 PM
Mine:
Why does D have to be so close to F when spelling 'Duck'?
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04 Jul 2012 08:21 PM
@Anna

LOL
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04 Jul 2012 08:22 PM
3 blondes rob a bank and go hide.
One hid behind dogs.
One hid behind cats.
One behind potatos.
The cop comes in and asks if anyone is here.
The first one replies "woof".
The second "meow".
The third, "potato".
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Willkabob is not online. Willkabob
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04 Jul 2012 08:22 PM
I'm blonde... >:C
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17dogmaster is not online. 17dogmaster
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04 Jul 2012 08:24 PM
@Will


Sucks for you. I'm kinda blonde in the summer, but thats the only time.
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04 Jul 2012 08:25 PM
A kid was walking down a street, he picked up a rock, he threw it at a old guy,

That wasn't funny, sorry.
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PhantomWarrior is not online. PhantomWarrior
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04 Jul 2012 08:28 PM
Three blondes walked into a bar.

You'd think at least ONE of them would've seen it!
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fanofblaziken9001 is not online. fanofblaziken9001
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04 Jul 2012 08:30 PM
There was a boy in school.
He said he wanted to go the bathroom.
The teacher said yes,but only if he knew the first 3 letters of the alphabet.
He said yes,and came home.
He goes to his mom,which she was on the phone.
"Mom,what's the first letter of the alphabet?"
"SHUT UP"
Then he goes to his dad,which was playing darts.
He says "Dad what's the second letter of the alphabet?"
He scored and said "180!"
Then he got to his little brother.
"Bro,what's the thrid letter of the alphabet?"
"BEEP BEEP IN MAH VROOM VROOM CAR!"
He got to school and the teacher said "What's the first letter of the alphabet.
"SHUT UP"
"HOW MUCH WEEKS OF DENTENION DO YOU WANT?"
"180!"
"When are you going to go home?"
"BEEP BEEP IN MAH VROOM VROOM CAR!"
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04 Jul 2012 08:37 PM
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''





''Dyslexic man walks into a bra''




I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite.



My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.




A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says ''Sorry we don't serve food in here''




I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day. Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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04 Jul 2012 08:38 PM
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515Joe2 is not online. 515Joe2
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04 Jul 2012 08:38 PM
lol

http://www.roblox.com/OGM-REALLY-item?id=78097638
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ProtoMan369 is not online. ProtoMan369
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04 Jul 2012 08:39 PM
I Rofled at fan's.
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04 Jul 2012 08:39 PM
I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day. Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.



oo, 2 wifes.
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04 Jul 2012 08:39 PM
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