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| 03 Jul 2012 07:33 AM |
Anyone have any blonde jokes? I have a few, but I don't want to type right now. I'm lazy today.
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| 03 Jul 2012 07:34 AM |
blonde ppl arr blonde dat's da juke
Friendship is a potato |
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lou222
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| 03 Jul 2012 07:39 AM |
once upon a time there was a man who told blonde jokes. He was thrown in a pit full of acid and oil. And a match. A lit match. The man was set on fire. Then, mutant wolves tore his eyes out, and nommed on his face. Then a five star chef came in and minced him into little pieces. He cooked him into a salad and everyone at it. The end.
Pretty good blonde jokd if I do say so myself. |
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| 03 Jul 2012 07:39 AM |
I don't want to be lazy today. I got one.
A blonde went to Wal-Mart. She said to the cashier, "I would like that TV, please." The cashier said, "Sorry. Blondes aren't allowed here." So, the blonde went and died her hair brown. She went back to Wal-Mart and asked if she could have that TV, again. The cashier said, "Sorry. Blondes aren't allowed here." The blonde said, "How did you know I'm a blonde?" The cashier said, "Because, ma'am, that's not a TV. That's a microwave." The end!
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| 03 Jul 2012 07:40 AM |
Most blondes that are stupid are girls.
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| 03 Jul 2012 07:42 AM |
My sister is blonde.
She nearly burned the house down with a piece of toast 5 minutes ago.
Not joking - the police and fire chief just left. |
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lou222
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| 03 Jul 2012 07:43 AM |
| Anyone who makes blonde jokes,I shall disrespect... |
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| 03 Jul 2012 07:43 AM |
I'm blonde also.
I find these jokes hilarious. |
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| 03 Jul 2012 07:44 AM |
''Most blondes that are stupid are girls.''
The 'rule'/joke actually only counts for girls. |
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lou222
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| 03 Jul 2012 07:45 AM |
| I just hate them because I hear them too much. |
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| 03 Jul 2012 07:45 AM |
My sister is blonde She tried to kill me while I was plugging in a lamp By turning it on and off constantly But she was only 4 at the time Now she's 7 |
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| 03 Jul 2012 07:49 AM |
| I know 1000th of these but I don't want to translate them all into English and also, half of them I would have to censore. |
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