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| 15 May 2012 11:01 AM |
Now,this is the story all about how my life got turned upside down,and I`d like to take a minute,just sit right there,and il tell ya how I became the bloxxor of a city called Detroit.
In VAKTOVIA,born and raised,on the training grounds was where I spent most of my days. chillin out maxin relaxin alll cool,and shootin noobs outside of the grounds,when a couple of guys,they were up to no good..started making trouble in the training grounds,I got in one little duel and my traina got scared,he said 'you movin with yo commanda and comrades to detroit"
I begged and pleaded with him,day afta day,but he packed my suitcase and set me on my way. he gave me a dropship,and he gave me my rifle,i put my derpface on and said:might aswell kick it!
First class,yo this is bad,drinkin bloxaide out of a cha. mpagne glass,is this what the people of detroit livin like (maybe) hm,this might be alright
But wait, I hear they're noobz,bad grammar,no uniform,all that. Is this the type of place they sent this coolcat? I dont think so,I will see when I get there,I HOPE THEY`RE PREPARED,FOR THE BLOXXOR OF DETROIT.
Well,the plane landed,and when I came out,there was a dude lookin like a John`s Cobra with a sword out,I aint tryin to get bloxxed,I just got here,I sprang with the quickness like lightnin`disappeared!
I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, The license plate said "VAKtovia" and had a crack in the mirror, If anything I could say that this cab was nooby, But I thought "Nah, forget it, yo homes, to Detroit!"
I, pulled, up to the house about 7 or 8, And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes, blox ya later!" Looked at my city, I was finally there, Sit on my throne, as the bloxxor of Detroit! |
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| 15 May 2012 11:04 AM |
| i bet vak is gonna be like:wat da jebus when they see dis post in dis post post ception dawg |
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| 15 May 2012 11:04 AM |
| Vak looks somthing with a little bit of Soviet and a little bit of n@z! |
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| 15 May 2012 11:07 AM |
| This should be Vaktus' anthem. |
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| 15 May 2012 11:10 AM |
| This SHOULD be Vaktovias anthem :3. |
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| 15 May 2012 11:12 AM |
| Oh god,so many possibilities for more lolzy songs... |
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| 15 May 2012 11:16 AM |
| I'm honestly too lazy to read this, I don't feel like reading long things with school being out. |
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| 15 May 2012 01:06 PM |
tl;dr
It's a parody of the "Fresh Prince of Bell Air". |
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| 30 Jun 2012 09:24 AM |
| this,or dat other one,you decide. |
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| 30 Jun 2012 09:29 AM |
| Even though I'm VAK, nice song parody. Since I had the actual song on my iPod I read this while listening to the actual song |
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| 30 Jun 2012 09:30 AM |
| this should be your national anthem. |
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| 30 Jun 2012 09:35 AM |
| should do a rick roll parody. |
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| 30 Jun 2012 09:36 AM |
@Wrest
I will start out:
Were no strangers to war...
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| 30 Jun 2012 09:38 AM |
I didn't read it D: Thats too bad for me.
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| 30 Jun 2012 09:53 AM |
I like the comedy in the story and the way you wrote it...Amusing...
nln_(^~^)_lml ~DarkLadyvanStar~ |
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