Koolaid3
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| 26 Jun 2012 01:26 AM |
| Good finished the world. And on the 8th day God retired. The end. |
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| 26 Jun 2012 01:28 AM |
| What is this? The most pathetic attempt at spreading religion? Listen, if you are going to preach the word of our savior, you should at least not joke around with things like these. Nor will converting the idiots who like this kind of stuff be worth it. It's you are plague religion, it's you who make others entire day painful to deal with. Just get out of our sight already! |
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| 26 Jun 2012 01:30 AM |
| On the 7th day, God no longer existed, nor did he ever exist. |
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Koolaid3
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| 26 Jun 2012 01:30 AM |
| What? He retired on day 8, Bought a summer home, And sent Jesus off to college but he got in trouble so he sent him down to Earth were he got killed because they thought he was a loony and he apparently magically flew up to the sky. |
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| 26 Jun 2012 01:31 AM |
| What was his deal with Lucifer? |
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Koolaid3
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| 26 Jun 2012 01:33 AM |
| Oh yes. You see, God and Lucifer went to college together and stayed in touch. And then God loaned some money from Lucifer to pay for Jesus's college funds and never paid him back so Lucifer said I'LL LIGHT UNDER THE GROUND ON FIRE AND TORTURE PEOPLE OVER MONEY. The bible is wrong. |
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| 26 Jun 2012 01:36 AM |
| God should be punished for his wrong doings against Lucifer. |
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Koolaid3
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| 26 Jun 2012 01:39 AM |
| But Lucifer needs to respect his elders so God is off the hook. |
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| 26 Jun 2012 01:41 AM |
| Has Jesus been grounded for an eternity? I don't see him coming back to earth... |
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| 26 Jun 2012 01:42 AM |
| Hes grounded indefintly. God told him he can come back when he begins to improve. Im just getting these from the sources (Archangels. |
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