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| 24 Jun 2012 01:50 PM |
EVERYTHING IS TEMPORARILY HALF-OFF FOR THIS SPECIAL
COME NOW! |
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meldo
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| 24 Jun 2012 01:51 PM |
I WOULD LIKE ALL THE FOOD IN THE BUILDING! I HAVE A COUPON SO EVERYTHING IS 50% OFF
SO 50% - 50% = FREE
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| 24 Jun 2012 01:52 PM |
HERE YOU GO MELDO
BUT THERE IS AN INFINITE AMOUNT OF ITEMS IN THE BUILDING
SO IT'LL NEVER RUN OUT |
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faultydex
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| 24 Jun 2012 01:53 PM |
| There is no complaints on this fabulous restaurant since the complainers were poisoned by me. |
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meldo
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| 24 Jun 2012 01:54 PM |
| THEN I GET THE STORE. NICE DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU. |
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| 24 Jun 2012 01:54 PM |
| I WOULD LIKE SOME CHARD BBQ PONY RIBS PLEASE |
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meldo
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| 24 Jun 2012 01:56 PM |
| YES, I DO. IF I BOUGHT EVERYTHING IN THE STORE AND THE STORE HAS AN INFINITE AMOUNT OF SUPPLIES, I EITHER GET THE STORE OR THE SOURCE(S) OF SUPPLY. |
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meldo
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| 24 Jun 2012 01:57 PM |
| YES, EXCEPT THIS IS A VIRTUAL FORUM AND THE CREEPER WON'T DO ANYTHING TO CEASE MY DEMANDS FOR WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY MINE. |
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| 24 Jun 2012 01:57 PM |
| OMNOMNOMNOM *Gets BBQ sauce all over face* |
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meldo
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| 24 Jun 2012 01:58 PM |
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. EVERYTHING IS 50% AND I HAD A 50% OFF COUPON.
50% - 50% = FREE
DUH
NOW GIVE ME WHAT IS MINE. |
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| 24 Jun 2012 01:59 PM |
| the salad with the shotgun in it with deer rounds |
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meldo
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| 24 Jun 2012 02:01 PM |
| My coupon has no expiration date. You are legally obligated to give me everything in the store. You are also giving MY stuff away, so you also owe me for what you gave away. |
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| 24 Jun 2012 02:04 PM |
thank you.
*eats salad, loads shotgun and shoots random taxi*
WAITER! Refill my salad! |
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meldo
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| 24 Jun 2012 02:10 PM |
>I cut up all your coupons.
And get out of here. By "everything" we mean an everything sandwich: a combination of all our sandwiches.
And you can't sue us. We have lawyers.<
1) Except you aren't the one who processed my order, so at no point during the transaction did you come in contact with my coupons.
2) "Everything" =/= "Everything SANDWICH" as I didn't say "sandwich".
3) I can sue you, I have better lawyers. |
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| 24 Jun 2012 02:13 PM |
1) Spies do not destroy, they gather information on enemies. 2) Saxton Hale, reenigaV and Mersamus are not experienced lawyers, so I could easily win. 3) You may mean an everything sandwich, but you didn't place the order. I did. |
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