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| 24 Jun 2012 06:03 PM |
You go to McDonald's and head to the counter. "Hi, welcome to McDonald's, don't forget to try our new Super-Ultra-Diabetic-McCoffee. What would you like?"
A) Super-Ultra-Diabetic-McCoffee B) Big Mac C) 667 Filet-O-Fish D) Diet Water |
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| 24 Jun 2012 06:04 PM |
| All of the above. Except the water. |
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| 24 Jun 2012 06:09 PM |
"Alright...that will be..." She begins. "EVERYBODY, HIT THE FLOOR!" You turn around to see two masked men break in with pistols. "You, ma'am at the counter, give me all your money!" One of the goons scream. What do you do?
A) Join them. B) Attack! Attack! (The goons) C) Hit the floor D) Hit the wall with your fist. |
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| 24 Jun 2012 06:10 PM |
| A, pretend to join them then B, attack them |
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| 24 Jun 2012 06:14 PM |
"Yeah! Hit the floor!" You yell. "What are you doing?" Asks one of them. "I'm helping you guys out." You respond. The guy hesitates. "Allrighty! Go make sure everyone's on the floor." You walk around the restaurant, and then...you jump on the guy at the counter's back!!! He goes crazy and shoots his pistol around the place. What do you?
A) Grab the pistol from him. B) Kick him in his little hooligans. C) Demand a piggyback ride. D) Get off his back. |
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| 24 Jun 2012 06:19 PM |
You grab the pistol from his hand, and shoot it at the other hooligan. You get off the first hooligan's back, and hold it towards him. "CUUUUUUUUUUUTTT!!!!" You hear from the playpen. Everyone gets up off the floor, to go see the other hooligan. Steven Spielberg walks over to you and asks, "The heck is wrong with you? You just killed Jason Statham! What do you have to say for yourself?"
A) "No more crappy movies!" B) "I'm really sorry..." C) "Where are my Filet-O-Fish?" D) "I killed Snatch?" |
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| 24 Jun 2012 06:30 PM |
"Where are my Filet-O-Fish?" You ask. Jason Statham speaks up, "You can enjoy those fish with a bullet...to the mouth...with my pistol..." And with that, Jason Statham shoots the other hooligan in an attempt to shoot you. The other hooligan is unmasked to be Bill Murray. What do you do?
A) Save him. B) Run. C) Get your Filet-O-Fish. D) Ask Steven Spielberg what kind of casting director would put Bill Murray and Jason Statham in the same movie. |
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| 24 Jun 2012 06:37 PM |
You apply pressure to Bill Murray's bullet wound. "Don't worry, Peter Venkman, you WILL live!" You continue to apply pressure to his wound. He cries out in pain. Finally, you save him. As a reward, you get a lifetime supply of Filet-O-Fish at participating McDonald's. What do you do now?
A) Eat ALL the Filet-O-Fish B) Continue running from the law C) Kick Jason Statham in his little Stathams. D) Ask Steven Spielberg why he would make a movie with Bill Murray and Jason Statham. |
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| 24 Jun 2012 06:43 PM |
You leave the McDonald's. What would you like to do?
A) Go to the bank. B) Turn yourself in. C) Go back to your friend's house D) Go to a shady alleyway. |
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| 24 Jun 2012 06:48 PM |
You go to the bank. One of the tellers calls you over. "What would you like to do today?"
A) "This is a stick-up" B) "Hi! I'd like to withdraw some money from my parent's account." C) "I want it all. I want it all. I want it all. And I want it now." D) "You." |
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| 24 Jun 2012 06:53 PM |
"I want it all. I want it all. I want it all. And I want it now." You sing. Suddenly, you hear Brain May and the rest of Queen start playing the song. Brain May gives you the mic, and you sing the rest of the song to the bank. "Hey, man, you're pretty good, you wanna come on tour with us?"
A) "I'm kind of running away from the law..." B) "Awwwww yeaaaaahhhh..." C) "Later. I need to get some money first." D) "No one can replace Freddie." |
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| 24 Jun 2012 06:56 PM |
"Later. I need to get some money first." You say. "But, man, you'll get so much money from our next album: 'Queen is the King.' It'll be so big in Japan! You sure?"
A) "Yep." B) "The Japanese scare me." C) "I'll go on tour with you guys!" D) "Only if I get 100% of the money." |
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