guy890007
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| 19 Jan 2012 08:22 PM |
september 1st: i missed my bus and had to walk to school plus i was the last in the lunch line and they ran out of food when they got to me i got on the bus this time. until i realized it was the wrong one |
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guy890007
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| 19 Jan 2012 08:40 PM |
september 2nd: its my birthday today so i brought in cupcakes for the class it turns out they got all smeared in their container and nobody wanted them |
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| 19 Jan 2012 08:46 PM |
September 3rd:
The bully, Bob came and beat me up during class shift (is this middle school were talking about?) and the teacher saw the whole thing! The teacher didn't do anything but walk away acting as if she did't see anything happening to me! What's wrong with teachers? |
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| 19 Jan 2012 08:47 PM |
| September 3rd: I accidentally made my experiment blow up in chemistry class. |
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| 19 Jan 2012 08:48 PM |
| I guess mine will be the 4th then |
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| 19 Jan 2012 08:50 PM |
September 4th:
I forgot to do my homework today because my sister kept bugging me so I turned on some music to keep me focused. Instead, I danced like a weirdo untill bedtime. |
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| 19 Jan 2012 08:53 PM |
September 5th:
There's a new girl in class. ... You can figure out that I liked her a lot right?
So I tried to say hi to her ( her name is Rose) And she slapped me as if I was hit by a chunk of metal and she screamed, "STRANGER DANGER! STRANGER DANGER!" And ran off. How come the cute ones are always crazy? |
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LeoAdams
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| 20 Jan 2012 12:21 AM |
September 6th
It's my birthday again. Trolololo |
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ultracoke
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| 20 Jan 2012 12:31 AM |
September 6th:
I get pushed into my locker and got locked in,I keept kicking the locker but knowone bothered to help me. |
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| 20 Jan 2012 01:34 AM |
September 7th:
I was still in locker, and I ran out of breath and died. |
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| 20 Jan 2012 05:02 AM |
| September 8: I got out of my locker alive. But I got kissed by some fat girl that I hate. |
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jason2926
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| 20 Jan 2012 06:31 AM |
September 9th:
I was in science class and my partner was some guy who hated me. When we were mixing the chemicals my partner poured all of them in then guess what happened. THE LAB EXPLODED AND I GOT BLAMED!!!! WHYYYY |
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ultracoke
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| 20 Jan 2012 10:34 AM |
| After sicence class I saw the fat girl again she said"I told you I'm not ugly enough to get a boyfriend" infront of some other girls and boys. They laughed...Some guy pushed me into her and she fell crying and the teacher saw the boy push me into here and he told the boy good job and then they did a dogy pile on me AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGG |
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guy890007
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| 20 Jan 2012 05:59 PM |
september 11th: what??? i was called to the prinicipal's office and he said he hired some students to beat me up after school because i failed my test and i didnt pay attention. i barely made it across the block alive. |
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jason2926
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| 20 Jan 2012 06:19 PM |
September 12th
I opened my locker to get some homework but guess hwat happened. A huge avalanche of books came out at me and the whole school was flooded with books. I forgot I couldn't swim so I nearly drowned in the books. I got detention for 10 hours for flooding the school. But anyway who even put those books in my locker and more importantly how did they fit? |
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jason2926
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| 20 Jan 2012 06:30 PM |
September 13th
It was at lunch time and I was eating then suddenly someone that sounded like me said FOOD FIGHT then everyone threw food and I tried to throw food at someone who started it but then they ducked and it accidently hit the principal. Man the principal was so mad that he screamed so loudly and turned red in anger then exploded LITTERALY!!! His clothes went everywhere but luckily everyone got away with it since the principal exploded and no one got punished. |
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jason2926
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| 20 Jan 2012 06:40 PM |
September 14th
I was outside on the playground and guess who showed up. The most feared bully of the school named Crazy Bob. He does the worst things to students and he did the worst thing to me I don't want to talk about. Even the teachers are afraid of him. But wow why does this school have to be so crazy? |
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| 20 Jan 2012 07:49 PM |
September 15th
A new girl came to school, she worked at a zoo, she put a Ratel (Dangerous Animal) in my locker. When she found out she was like," I never did that! He must have gotten out of his cage! He is just a curious baby!" I got suspended and she got an A+ in science for bringing him in and explaining a Ratel's life. |
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| 20 Jan 2012 08:37 PM |
September 16
I screwed up in math and multiplied 4 times 2 into 2. |
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Imyblox
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| 20 Jan 2012 08:54 PM |
| September 17th: I learned how to divide by zero... but then I got thrown into a parallel universe |
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jason2926
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| 20 Jan 2012 09:25 PM |
September 18th
Guess what happened today. That new girl who works at the zoo somehow accidently left a lion's cage open and it apparently decided to go in my locker. Man it hurt when I opened the locker and the lion attacked me. WHY WHY WHY!!! WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME!!! Also that new girl accidently left a bee cage at the zoo open and they decided to go in my locker also and I got attacked by the bees also. How come this happened to me? |
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| 20 Jan 2012 09:27 PM |
September 19th
Guess what happened???Today the cafeteria lady gave ME! A sandwich with a fly in it,Applesauce with boogers in it,and For dessert the cafeteria lady gave me a cupcake full of glitter!Why do i have a bad feeling right now o.o... |
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| 20 Jan 2012 09:28 PM |
Sept. 19
I tried to hit on the new girl, she beat me down and everyone else was chering," Go Genesis" After she started to choke me, she threw me downaand said," Sucker. Plus, you aren't my type." |
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jason2926
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| 20 Jan 2012 09:31 PM |
September 20th
I found out the new girl who worked in a zoo was named Gracie. But apprently Gracie decided to put a live panther in my locker and also put a football helmet on it so that's when I thought it was one of the football players on the football team called the Panthers. Again I got sent to the principal's office and the principal made me go home early since the panther decided to eat someone. Also Gracie got an A+ in science for bringing that panther in and explaining about it AGAIN!!! UGH I AM SO JEALOUS |
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