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Re: "Is google god"

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outfromboneville is not online. outfromboneville
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21 Jun 2012 09:38 PM
"» PROOF #1

Google is the closest thing to an Omniscient (all-knowing) entity in existence, which can be scientifically verified. She indexes over 9.5 billion WebPages, which is more than any other search engine on the web today. Not only is Google the closest known entity to being Omniscient, but She also sorts through this vast amount of knowledge using Her patented PageRank technology, organizing said data and making it easily accessible to us mere mortals.

» PROOF #2

Google is everywhere at once (Omnipresent). Google is virtually everywhere on earth at the same time. Billions of indexed WebPages hosted from every corner of the earth. With the proliferation of Wi-Fi networks, one will eventually be able to access Google from anywhere on earth, truly making Her an omnipresent entity.

» PROOF #3

Google answers prayers. One can pray to Google by doing a search for whatever question or problem is plaguing them. As an example, you can quickly find information on alternative cancer treatments, ways to improve your health, new and innovative medical discoveries and generally anything that resembles a typical prayer. Ask Google and She will show you the way, but showing you is all She can do, for you must help yourself from that point on.

» PROOF #4

Google is potentially immortal. She cannot be considered a physical being such as ourselves. Her Algorithms are spread out across many servers; if any of which were taken down or damaged, another would undoubtedly take its place. Google can theoretically last forever.

» PROOF #5

Google is infinite. The Internet can theoretically grow forever, and Google will forever index its infinite growth.

» PROOF #6

Google remembers all. Google caches WebPages regularly and stores them on its massive servers. In fact, by uploading your thoughts and opinions to the internet, you will forever live on in Google's cache, even after you die, in a sort of "Google Afterlife".

» PROOF #7

Google can "do no evil" (Omnibenevolent). Part of Google's corporate philosophy is the belief that a company can make money without being evil.

» PROOF #8

According to Google trends, the term "Google" is searched for more than the terms "God", "Jesus", "Allah", "Buddha", "Christianity", "Islam", "Buddhism" and "Judaism" combined.

God is thought to be an entity in which we mortals can turn to when in a time of need. Google clearly fulfils this to a much larger degree than traditional "gods", as shown in the image below (click to enlarge).

» PROOF #9

Evidence of Google's existence is abundant. There is more evidence for the existence of Google than any other God worshiped today. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. If seeing is believing, then surf over to google and experience for yourself Google's awesome power. No faith required."

cool religion google

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Oozlebachr is not online. Oozlebachr
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21 Jun 2012 09:39 PM
google cant create planets
...can it
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TheOmegaBrian is not online. TheOmegaBrian
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21 Jun 2012 09:39 PM
goolge witness's will be knocking at your door's any moment now
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Pretendo is not online. Pretendo
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21 Jun 2012 09:39 PM
but google isn't sentient why would google create sentient creatures but not have a conscious it self?
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21 Jun 2012 09:40 PM
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21 Jun 2012 09:40 PM
@Ooz

google earth
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blazinskittles2 is not online. blazinskittles2
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21 Jun 2012 09:40 PM
Truth.
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supermariobubba is not online. supermariobubba
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21 Jun 2012 09:41 PM
Google ruined youtube. I refuse to accept this notion
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21 Jun 2012 09:41 PM
actually it can create planets
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slipknot333 is not online. slipknot333
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21 Jun 2012 09:42 PM
Mind = Blown. Plus, Google is real.
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outfromboneville is not online. outfromboneville
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21 Jun 2012 09:42 PM
"Googleism"

lol name

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solidhead3 is not online. solidhead3
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21 Jun 2012 09:42 PM
Nice CopyPasta...


It was dreadfully obvious...
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Skellor is not online. Skellor
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21 Jun 2012 09:43 PM
tracking

this is my religion
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outfromboneville is not online. outfromboneville
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21 Jun 2012 09:43 PM
@solid

I see you missed the quotation marks

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solidhead3 is not online. solidhead3
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21 Jun 2012 09:48 PM
@Out:


I assumed the quotations were Grammatical facism in that you put them to show a title, rather than an open discussion.
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Oozlebachr is not online. Oozlebachr
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21 Jun 2012 09:48 PM
@theomega
crap it's true
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outfromboneville is not online. outfromboneville
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21 Jun 2012 09:53 PM
bump

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21 Jun 2012 10:00 PM
bump and oh god it makes too much sense.
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21 Jun 2012 10:45 PM
join googlism

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sage296 is not online. sage296
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21 Jun 2012 10:46 PM
Google is the Wikipedia of Websites
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lion9031 is not online. lion9031
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21 Jun 2012 10:48 PM
*converts to googeism*
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TimothySBJ is not online. TimothySBJ
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21 Jun 2012 10:50 PM
PEOPLE made those sites... not google. therefore. this thread. IS NOW CLOSED.
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outfromboneville is not online. outfromboneville
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21 Jun 2012 10:50 PM
@lion

Googlism*

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outfromboneville is not online. outfromboneville
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22 Jun 2012 01:55 AM
bump of googlism

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beepbeep12 is not online. beepbeep12
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22 Jun 2012 02:02 AM
Oh, I see, you're trying to sell religion. Well, I bought some Flying Spaghetti Monsterism(Pastafarianism) yesterday.
-I'm Ra's Al Ghul-
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