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| 22 Jun 2012 04:46 PM |
every day he forces me to polish his vaktovian boots he beats me if i polish them badly he beats me if i polish them well and then i'm locked in the vaktovian dungeon for the rest of the vaktovian day and i only get a measly piece of vaktovian bread filled with vaktovian maggots
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Evelio95
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| 22 Jun 2012 04:47 PM |
| COME, ERA SHALL RESCUE YOU |
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| 22 Jun 2012 04:48 PM |
*insert cheesy action movie where I formulate a big plan to rescue drofti while slo-mo killing Vaktovians and blowing up SMO and not looking behind me, cuz after all, COOL GUYZ DONT LOOK AT EXPLOSHUNZ!*
In the end, I get the girl. Best. Movie. Ever.
-/(I know all)\- |
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vader10
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| 22 Jun 2012 04:48 PM |
>for the rest of the vaktovian day
how long is a vaktovian day in earth days?
imad |
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| 22 Jun 2012 04:48 PM |
'In the end, I get the girl. Best. Movie. Ever.'
i'm taken |
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Richy8557
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| 22 Jun 2012 04:50 PM |
please elaborate on said things..
*ohhhh... yes*
~ The Jack of All Trades |
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| 22 Jun 2012 04:50 PM |
'how long is a vaktovian day in earth days?'
i don't know
vaktus never lets me speak or he beats me some more so i can't ask him |
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Artlens5
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| 22 Jun 2012 04:50 PM |
@Vader
one measly earth second is a powerful vaktovian day
-beats drofti-
no telling people we kidnap u
~Glory to Vaktovia!~ |
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| 22 Jun 2012 04:51 PM |
@Dragon
It's ok, because in the sequel, Vaktus (who was the p1mp) comes back and I thrown him off a skyscraper in the end.
Then we have a child and he gets to be the main character in the third part.
Write this down! This is master lore!!!11
-/(I know all)\- |
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| 22 Jun 2012 04:51 PM |
'dragons with me back of n00bs'
you beat me as well though
in fact you beat me even more
without reason |
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vader10
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| 22 Jun 2012 04:52 PM |
does he ever burn you.
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| 22 Jun 2012 04:52 PM |
>"how long is a vaktovian day in earth days?" three earth years make up a vaktovian day THREE YEARS
It takes three days to make Vaktovian potato salad.
THREE DAYS
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Artlens5
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| 22 Jun 2012 04:54 PM |
burning is illegal
we boil instead
~Glory to Vaktovia!~ |
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| 22 Jun 2012 04:55 PM |
"i'm taken"
'by me'
Well, that handles the sensual same-gender feel-em-up scene that appears in every action movie.
-/(I know all)\- |
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