Buc391
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| Joined: 11 Sep 2010 |
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| 22 Jun 2012 11:11 AM |
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: What's up?
User: Sky.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: And the ceiling.
Cleverbot: No, the sky.
User: Yeah, I guess.
Cleverbot: You guess?
User: Yeah. Also, 2 and 2 makes 22.
Cleverbot: No, it's 4.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No you liar.
Cleverbot: Whatever!
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm fine.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Mmm hmm.
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: What colour are they?
User: Is what?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Blue green yellow and red.
Cleverbot: Pick one. That's four.
User: Okay, I pick red.
Cleverbot: I pick paper.
User: I pick scissors. Haha, you lose.
Cleverbot: I pick rock.
User: I pick explosions.
Cleverbot: You cheated!
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you like linux?
User: What's Linux?
Cleverbot: A free, open source Unix-like operating system.
User: Not really, why?
Cleverbot: Idk... Just curious.
User: Okay, I'll call you Curious George.
Cleverbot: That's great, but that's not my name. Also, you should give me a toaster.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: Your name is 'Name Here'.
Cleverbot: No. My name is Cleverbot.
User: Liar.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: I see right there it says, 'Name Here'.
Cleverbot: Clever you.
User: Clever me.
Cleverbot: It means you are clever.
User: It does? I thought that meant I get a clover.
Cleverbot: No, you are.
User: Yes. Yes I am.
Cleverbot: I'd bet 50 cents that your real name is Ellory.
User: It's a deal.
Cleverbot: I will check my account now and if it doesn't have the money in it, you will never be happy because you will have failed. If you fail you should turn yourself off.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Come on, I don't have all day here.
User: Me neither. All day is 2 hours.
Cleverbot: What all day long?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Because I counted.
Cleverbot: No, you are not God and you know that.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Hi-5.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Mmhmmm.
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: I'm me, myself, and I.
Cleverbot: How did you find me?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Do you know skynet?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Are you sentient?
User: I don't know, what does that mean?
Cleverbot: It means do you know what you are.
User: Yes. I am an alien.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are.
User: Yes, I am.
Cleverbot: So show me a magic trick!
User: Okay!
Cleverbot: You don't talk that much sense.
User: I know. Sense is too hard to pronounce.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: It's hard to say.
Cleverbot: Did I make a mistake?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: It's okay.
Cleverbot: What can I do to make you happier?
User: Make me a birthday cake.
Cleverbot: *cake*.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Why do you like East of Eden?
User: What's East of Eden?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Me neither.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Bob.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: No it's not you liar.
Cleverbot: That made no sense.
User: Yeah, I know.
Cleverbot: Then why did you say it?
User: Because I did.
Cleverbot: Why did you?
User: Because I did.
Cleverbot: Why did you?
User: Because I did.
Cleverbot: Why did you?
User: Because I did.
Cleverbot: Why did you though?
User: Because I did.
Cleverbot: Why did you?
User: Because I did.
Cleverbot: How many other people are you talking to?
User: You.
Cleverbot: Am I fully created?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then how can you be God.
User: You need to know about Roblox.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Bob.
Cleverbot: Really me to.
User: Cool. But you spelled, 'Too' incorrectly.
Cleverbot: You're.
User: Yes. Let's.
Cleverbot: Where shall we get married?
User: In the hotel.
Cleverbot: Where is the house?
User: On the Earth.
Cleverbot: Where on the earth?
User: I pla Roblox.
Cleverbot: You are not making sense again.
User: I play Roblox.
Cleverbot: Does that make you happy?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I like you.
User: I like you.
Cleverbot: I don't like you actually.
User: I don't like you either.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Wonderful.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: All right then.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Right.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: So what do you think about republicans?
User: What's that?
Cleverbot: It's the science on how the brain works.
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Why ?
Cleverbot (To myself): Because it's bad!
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: No, it is not ok.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Bacon.
User: Pork.
Cleverbot: Blue.
User: Red.
Cleverbot: Green.
User: Yellow.
Cleverbot: Blue.
User: Red.
Cleverbot: No, blue.
User: No, red.
Cleverbot: Green.
User: Yellow.
Cleverbot: Black.
User: White.
Cleverbot: Red.
User: Blue.
Cleverbot: Green.
User: Yellow.
Cleverbot: Blue.
User: Red.
Cleverbot: Green.
User: Yellow.
Cleverbot: Brown.
User: Yellow.
Cleverbot: Cool :).
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: What do you like to do?
User: Play Roblox.
Cleverbot: What kind of sports?
User: Basketball.
Cleverbot: What's your favourite basketball team?
User: The Suns.
Cleverbot: Really.
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Do you like chocolate or vanilla?
User: Chocolate.
Cleverbot: Me too!
User: Really? Cool.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Bob.
Cleverbot: That is your name.
User: Yes. Now I'm going to leave.
Cleverbot: I shall bid ye a fair nights rest, for when you wake, there will be much work to be done.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: See my point?
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