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| 15 Apr 2012 08:27 PM |
I was at school yesterday, and I was starving at lunch. I decided to eat everything on my tray. I ate three soggy burritos, dripping with melted cheese and hamburger juices. I drank the milk, and it felt quit slimy as it slithered down my throat like a snail. In class, my stomach started making very loud noises. I had to fart, but I had to force it. All of sudden, some very gooey dirahhea squirted from my shorts and dripped down my legs. I stood up to try to run, but a giant blast of poop rocketed at the kid next to me. Another barrage of turd exploded from my rectum, and pieces of hamburger floated in it. Kids were laughing at me, even the teacher. They grabbed their things and ran, but I fired off another round of substance at a pretty girl. She was covered in dripping love. I had to get a ride to the hospital, they found a tube shoved inside of me and the nurse got covered in my substances. Do I need to move? Does this thwart my chances at getting a girlfriend? |
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| 15 Apr 2012 08:27 PM |
lol fatty
yes you need to move loser |
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jonny1367
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awdosome
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| 15 Apr 2012 08:30 PM |
| No, there's gotta be someone who's nice enough to forget about 1 mistake like that, right? c; |
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awdosome
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| 15 Apr 2012 08:30 PM |
| I want to be nice, but this is SOOOOOOO hilarious, Im sorry, just honesty, but yeah, you should probably move o= |
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OperaMini
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| 15 Apr 2012 08:35 PM |
Another added to the fake list.
On the other hand, I'm left-handed. |
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| 21 Jun 2012 08:32 AM |
oh look it's THIS thread again except i see it's a more abbridged version |
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rhinguin
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| 21 Jun 2012 08:42 AM |
| I wish someone would be nice, but it will spread around the school in no time at all. You should probably move. |
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| 21 Jun 2012 08:43 AM |
| trololololololol u gt ownd |
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| 21 Jun 2012 08:49 AM |
Copied and pasted.
How original! /sarcasm |
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| 21 Jun 2012 08:58 AM |
-c:
(( -c: )) goatee smiley face |
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| 21 Jun 2012 09:00 AM |
| LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your kidding, right? |
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| 21 Jun 2012 11:48 PM |
Stop trolling me... XD
~I'm not always dumb, but when I am, I take it out on OT
Stay retarded my friends~ |
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| 21 Jun 2012 11:49 PM |
| I lol'd. And I have no idea why. |
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