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Re: My Funny Jokes

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FilipinoAssassin is not online. FilipinoAssassin
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11 Jun 2012 11:46 PM
Took me awhile to think of these:

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn't a chicken.

Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A: Because it's to far to walk.

Q: Why did the man throw his buttered toast?
A: To watch the butterfly.

Q: What did the judge say when he saw the skunk in the courtroom?
A: "Oder in the court!!

Q: What's black and white, black and white, black and white, and green?
A: Three zebras fighting over a pickle!!!!

Q: Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?
A: Because they would be bagels

Q: What did the bee say to the other bee?
A: It's none of your BUZZness!

Q: How do you stop a dog barking in your backyard?
A: Put it in your front yard!

Q. What do you say to a dog before he eats?
A: Bone appetite!

Q: What do frogs like to drink?
A: Croak-a-cola

Q: Why did the deer cross the freeway?
A: I don't know. He never lived to tell the story!
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FilipinoAssassin is not online. FilipinoAssassin
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11 Jun 2012 11:47 PM
Tell me what ya think. :P
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TrollBannd is not online. TrollBannd
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11 Jun 2012 11:48 PM
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FilipinoAssassin is not online. FilipinoAssassin
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11 Jun 2012 11:49 PM
Uhhhh...........

No comment
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SKULLMANDER is not online. SKULLMANDER
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11 Jun 2012 11:49 PM
@trollbannd

that is awful
better joke:
why did trollbannd make this joke?
because he was wroooong
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TrollBannd is not online. TrollBannd
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11 Jun 2012 11:50 PM
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FilipinoAssassin is not online. FilipinoAssassin
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11 Jun 2012 11:51 PM
Nah, skull's was funny. lol
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psychomutt is not online. psychomutt
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11 Jun 2012 11:51 PM
One of my best I made, I made a rage comic out of it.

Q: Why can't bicycles stand up on their own?
A: Because they're too tired!

Ba-dum-tsssss.


~Amazingly amazing~
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Sandtrooper582 is not online. Sandtrooper582
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11 Jun 2012 11:51 PM
None of those jokes were funny

And neither will the ones you people post
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FilipinoAssassin is not online. FilipinoAssassin
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11 Jun 2012 11:51 PM
lol
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Andrew7711 is not online. Andrew7711
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11 Jun 2012 11:51 PM
lol croak-a-cola
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FilipinoAssassin is not online. FilipinoAssassin
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11 Jun 2012 11:52 PM
@ Sandtrooper582, Someone's a downer.
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Sandtrooper582 is not online. Sandtrooper582
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11 Jun 2012 11:53 PM
Whats a downer to the forum are people like the OP
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SlimeBot is not online. SlimeBot
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11 Jun 2012 11:53 PM
Those are knee-slappers.

~Sincerely, GooDroid™
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GETSOMEOFTHISBOI is not online. GETSOMEOFTHISBOI
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11 Jun 2012 11:54 PM
@FilipinoAssassin
corny ka ba?
kase walang sense yang sinabe mo eh
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FilipinoAssassin is not online. FilipinoAssassin
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11 Jun 2012 11:55 PM
What?
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faker14 is not online. faker14
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11 Jun 2012 11:57 PM
These are so funny I'm going to track this to tell it to my friends.
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SlimeBot is not online. SlimeBot
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11 Jun 2012 11:57 PM
Mahalin.

~Sincerely, GooDroid™
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Newsman500 is not online. Newsman500
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11 Jun 2012 11:58 PM
These aren't even anti-jokes.
Get out.
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FilipinoAssassin is not online. FilipinoAssassin
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12 Jun 2012 12:00 AM
@News, Title said jokes ,not anti jokes....
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lkjkjhkylah is not online. lkjkjhkylah
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12 Jun 2012 12:05 AM
I like the zebra one...
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FilipinoAssassin is not online. FilipinoAssassin
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12 Jun 2012 08:33 AM
lol Zebra one is so stupid its funny.
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r0blox29 is not online. r0blox29
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12 Jun 2012 08:34 AM
*Cricket sounds*

░▒▓According to the rulebook, Chapter 9001 Verse 1337. Your argument is invalid▓▒░
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Toontown2 is not online. Toontown2
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16 Jun 2012 01:55 PM
lol nice jokes!


PS I'm you fan, your game is awesome.
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SuperMushroom8 is not online. SuperMushroom8
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16 Jun 2012 01:57 PM
why did the chicken cross the road

because the egg rolled
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