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| 07 Jun 2012 11:28 PM |
Welcome - To Aperture Science!
Astronaughts, War-Heros, Olympians. You're here because we want the best - and you're it! So, who's ready to make some science?
My name's Cave Johnson and I'll be guiding you through these next few tests.
For the safety of yourself and others, aswell as our budget, the continuation of these tests will be completely in TEXT form! Please try to imagine the situation for the full affect, and keep a pen and sheet of paper close to draw out anything that confuses you.
Well, as soon as you're ready to start this up, just say 'Begin'. If you have any questions, just ask. Thanks. |
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dadudi1
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| 07 Jun 2012 11:35 PM |
| (Since I can just ask, is this test subject only? And will we encounter other things, such as, perhaps, turrents or cores?) |
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| 07 Jun 2012 11:49 PM |
| Begin! (( If there's more than one. )) |
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dadudi1
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| 07 Jun 2012 11:52 PM |
| He left... My sadness. it becomes more obvious now. |
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| 08 Jun 2012 04:38 PM |
[ Cores? Turrets? Why OF COURSE! ]
[ Infact, if you're so excited for those, I'll start you off right now with some! ]
[ Oh, also, if you want to go to any of the links I give, just make sure you have an APPLE product {Iphone, Itouch} with a QR scanner. I -myself- recommend QR Scanner Pro or RedLaser. ]
[ Well - hmm.. Let's see.. I guess I'll just give you your basic Wheatley plot-line. Stupid core, bad plans, snatch 'care-taker' from position, switch 'em out with our stupid, electronic little friend. ]
[ So, let's get this going! ]
When you are awakened, by the bright light and the voice and the soft music, it is none of that that catches your mind. It's not the fact that you have mechanical boots sewn to your legs, or that you are in a glass box. The first thing you notice is the temperature.
The air is still, and the lights around you radiate with warmth, but after the stasis field dies down, the first thing you remember feeling is cold.
It's alright, it's not as if you are freezing to death, but you feel you should keep your mind on one thing, and not the world around you.
Although, it seems impossible.
Eventually, AFTER the sound stops, your mind finally registers the words that were pouring from the cieling only seconds ago.
'Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center.'
[ http://www.roblox.com/Item.aspx?ID=83009919 ]
'You have been in stasis for -two zero zero zero nine seven zero zero eightytwo zero six zero zero zero zero one zero zero zero eight eight eleven eight point nine zero nine nine nine nine nine five nine nine- '
The continuous numbers are inturupted by their own voice.
'We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one. Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper.'
'Before we begin, however, you must first be briefly evaluated for physical wellness.'
'Are you ready to begin?' |
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| 08 Jun 2012 04:45 PM |
| [ Also, unfortunately, yes. This is TSubs only. ] |
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| 08 Jun 2012 04:46 PM |
| (If it's only for one person, I shall let the one who said begin go instead :/) |
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| 08 Jun 2012 04:47 PM |
Attempting to speak, you find yourself only jumping.
'Assuming vague guesture as yes.'
'Processing.'
'You will hear a buzzer. When you hear the buzzer, say 'I look up at the cieling'.' |
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| 08 Jun 2012 04:49 PM |
| [ Oh, no - multiple people can reply! Just only one character. ] |
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| 08 Jun 2012 04:51 PM |
| I say nothing, instead, I look at the ceiling. While jumping. (Jumping is a wonderful thing, isn't it?) |
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| 08 Jun 2012 04:57 PM |
[ Ok, ok. No. ]
[ You were actually supposed to TYPE 'I look up at the cieling' and then CLICK POST. ]
[ This is me explaining how to do this whole ISRP thing. ]
You look up at the cieling.
'Good. '
[ http://www.roblox.com/Item.aspx?ID=83012105 ]
'You will hear a buzzer. When you hear the buzzer, walk to the other side of the room.' |
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| 08 Jun 2012 05:01 PM |
| Correction : You look at the cieling and jump. |
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| 09 Jun 2012 01:53 PM |
[ BUMP ]
The voice repeats.
'You will hear a buzzer. When you hear the buzzer, walk to the other side of the room.'
Seconds later, a buzzer sounds. |
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0Z0NE
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| 09 Jun 2012 02:00 PM |
| I would join, but it already started. |
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HintCore
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| 10 Jun 2012 08:29 AM |
| (I am following this thread. It seems to be an excellent concept. Bravo, OP.) |
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HintCore
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| 10 Jun 2012 10:56 AM |
| (Thank you for the compliment, Evil. Likewise to you. :D) |
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