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| 06 Jun 2012 05:56 PM |
| Fourtunately, you grew five feet today. |
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| 06 Jun 2012 05:58 PM |
Unfortunately, you are now a freak.
Fortunately, you get some time alone to think of plans of revenge... |
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| 06 Jun 2012 06:00 PM |
| Unfourtunately, a meteor hits and you lost what you were thinking about. |
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| 06 Jun 2012 06:02 PM |
| Unfortunately, you are still a 10-foot freak. |
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| 06 Jun 2012 06:04 PM |
| Fourtunately, you get surgery to be shorter. |
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| 06 Jun 2012 06:10 PM |
| Unfortunately, you can't pay fo rthe surgery. |
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| 06 Jun 2012 06:18 PM |
| Fortunately, people at your school just love short people and help you pay off your debt. |
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| 06 Jun 2012 06:20 PM |
| Unfourtunately, They STILL dont have enough. :c |
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| 06 Jun 2012 06:23 PM |
| Fortunately, you have new friends. |
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| 06 Jun 2012 06:26 PM |
| Unfourtuately, His Friends Died. |
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| 06 Jun 2012 06:27 PM |
| Fourtunately, they went to heven. |
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| 06 Jun 2012 06:29 PM |
| Unfortunately, you die with them but do not go to heaven.... |
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| 06 Jun 2012 07:02 PM |
Fortunately, this thing gets bumped!!!
(Ignore this post btw- next person continue in Fortunately) |
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| 06 Jun 2012 07:07 PM |
| Fortunately, Whoevers in charge of where you go, loves you so much that he sends you to heaven. |
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| 06 Jun 2012 07:11 PM |
| Unfortunately, you fall through a hole in the clouds one day and fall back to Earth painfully. |
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| 06 Jun 2012 07:13 PM |
| Fortunately, you wake up in your bed. It was all a dream! What a horrible dream though.. |
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| 06 Jun 2012 07:15 PM |
| Unfortunately, 10-ft tall or not, you are still considered a freak at school and you have no friends. :( |
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| 06 Jun 2012 07:19 PM |
Fortunately, the teachers adore you and give you A+'s for the rest of you're life.
Unfortunately, your so unpopular you couldnt get in the school bus because the principal declared you as "Not" A student, just a guest chosen by some idiot. So you walk home. A few minutes later, the bus driver, who just finished dropping everyone off, runs you over and drives the bus, with you being pushed along with it, off a cliff. |
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| 06 Jun 2012 07:20 PM |
| Fortunately someone catches you at the bottom and thinks you are super awesome. |
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| 06 Jun 2012 07:29 PM |
| Unfortunately, the falling bush lands on both of you. |
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| 06 Jun 2012 07:33 PM |
| Fortunately, a bird had laid its eggs in a nest in that bush, and you save the nest (and the eggs). The mother bird is now devoted to you. |
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| 06 Jun 2012 07:35 PM |
| Unfortunately, the bird stalks you and feeds you worms when she thinks your hungry. |
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| 06 Jun 2012 07:37 PM |
| fourtunately, the worms taste a little good |
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| 06 Jun 2012 07:38 PM |
| Unfortunately, about ten thousand buses illogically drop from the sky and land on you every day. |
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