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Saigado is not online. Saigado
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05 Jun 2012 05:06 PM
go
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trappingnoobs is not online. trappingnoobs
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05 Jun 2012 05:09 PM
knock knock
who's there
java
YOU SUCK *SLAMS DOOR*
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trappingnoobs is not online. trappingnoobs
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05 Jun 2012 05:09 PM
knock knock
who's there
hang on just used all the ram so checking the hard drive.. this could take a while....

....
...

Java apparently. Ohai!
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trappingnoobs is not online. trappingnoobs
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05 Jun 2012 05:10 PM
Why did Java cross the road?
Because it used all the RAM so it started overwriting and got confused

Why did Java buy more RAM?
becoz it used it all LOL

Why did Java buy a shield?
becoz C# is so much better than it it has laz0rs to fire at it
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Romulus is not online. Romulus
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05 Jun 2012 05:11 PM
> C# is better than Java

I lol'd
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trappingnoobs is not online. trappingnoobs
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05 Jun 2012 05:12 PM
only (major) disadvantage of C# is platform compatibility.

As soon as mono is finished and stable, it'll be blatantly superior to Java in all ways possible
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nickmaster24 is not online. nickmaster24
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05 Jun 2012 05:12 PM
You turn my floppy disk into a hard drive ;D

(Talking about the evolution of technology of course!)

The box said 'Requires Windows 95 or better'. So I installed LINUX

How do I set a laser printer to stun?

~Read Between The Squiggles~
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trappingnoobs is not online. trappingnoobs
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05 Jun 2012 05:13 PM
I was once walking down the street and I saw a java and I said

"Hello"

and it replied

"Hello"

and I said

"What are you up to"

And it said

"Hello"

BECOZ IT RAN OUT OF RAM AND FORGOT IT HAD ALREADY SAID HELLO LOOOOOL
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trappingnoobs is not online. trappingnoobs
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05 Jun 2012 05:14 PM
Some people say that Java is like the brain. It uses all it's memory on useless things.

some people say that Java sucks. Of course, it's just opinion, but if you don't agree, you're wrong.
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trappingnoobs is not online. trappingnoobs
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05 Jun 2012 05:15 PM
It might be hard to believe, but I actually use Java. I just mock how bad it's memory management is. And it has nowhere near as many features as C#
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nickmaster24 is not online. nickmaster24
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05 Jun 2012 05:17 PM
@trappingnoobs

WOULD YOU BE QUIET ABOUT JAVA!?!!?!?!?!? Please? ;)

~Read Between The Squiggles~
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trappingnoobs is not online. trappingnoobs
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05 Jun 2012 05:18 PM
A Java walked into the doctor and said
Doctor, Doctor, I --------

It crashed because it ran out of memory
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nickmaster24 is not online. nickmaster24
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05 Jun 2012 05:19 PM
Did you hear about what happen to the JAVA plain? It crashed...

~Read Between The Squiggles~
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nickmaster24 is not online. nickmaster24
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05 Jun 2012 05:20 PM
Stupid brain....

*Plane

~Read Between The Squiggles~
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Maradar is not online. Maradar
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05 Jun 2012 05:22 PM
print("HI NUBS") else game:Destroy() else game = true then false end
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trappingnoobs is not online. trappingnoobs
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05 Jun 2012 05:22 PM
Some programming languages are feature rich
Some are fast
Some are fun to use
Some are very good with memory or garbage collection
Some allow you deep access to the hardware

Java is none of the above
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trappingnoobs is not online. trappingnoobs
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05 Jun 2012 05:25 PM
Java was originally a virus made to ear ur ram
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mamaguy is not online. mamaguy
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05 Jun 2012 05:26 PM
I want to insert my floppy disk into your hard drive (Sorry if someone already posted this, I didn't read them all)
Also, Java is sooooo much better than C, Objective C, C#, and C++
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pighead10 is not online. pighead10
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05 Jun 2012 05:27 PM
"Also, Java is sooooo much better than C, Objective C, C#, and C++"

I'm assuming that was meant to be a joke
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trappingnoobs is not online. trappingnoobs
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05 Jun 2012 05:28 PM
"Also, Java is sooooo much better than C, Objective C, C#, and C++"

"Java" "better" "C#"
debatable

"Java" "better" "Objective C"
true

"Java" "better" "C"
"Java" "better" "C++"
We have an idiot everyone! We have an idiot! Quarantine the area and kill it with fire
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nightname is not online. nightname
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05 Jun 2012 05:30 PM
I think we all need to calm down a take good sip of some old fashion Java.
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trappingnoobs is not online. trappingnoobs
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05 Jun 2012 05:36 PM
@night

IT WILL STEALLLL ALL OUR RAMS :(
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Vareity is not online. Vareity
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05 Jun 2012 05:44 PM
trappingnoobs you should go to RT.
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nickmaster24 is not online. nickmaster24
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05 Jun 2012 05:48 PM
^Or OT

~Read Between The Squiggles~
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Radioaktiivinen is not online. Radioaktiivinen
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05 Jun 2012 05:48 PM
I used to use java, but then it ran out of memory trying to instance an arrow.



LOLOLOLOLLOPLLLLLOLLOOO
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