Saigado
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| 05 Jun 2012 05:09 PM |
knock knock who's there java YOU SUCK *SLAMS DOOR* |
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| 05 Jun 2012 05:09 PM |
knock knock who's there hang on just used all the ram so checking the hard drive.. this could take a while....
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Java apparently. Ohai! |
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| 05 Jun 2012 05:10 PM |
Why did Java cross the road? Because it used all the RAM so it started overwriting and got confused
Why did Java buy more RAM? becoz it used it all LOL
Why did Java buy a shield? becoz C# is so much better than it it has laz0rs to fire at it |
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Romulus
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| Joined: 25 Feb 2008 |
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| 05 Jun 2012 05:11 PM |
> C# is better than Java
I lol'd |
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| 05 Jun 2012 05:12 PM |
only (major) disadvantage of C# is platform compatibility.
As soon as mono is finished and stable, it'll be blatantly superior to Java in all ways possible |
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| 05 Jun 2012 05:12 PM |
You turn my floppy disk into a hard drive ;D
(Talking about the evolution of technology of course!)
The box said 'Requires Windows 95 or better'. So I installed LINUX
How do I set a laser printer to stun?
~Read Between The Squiggles~ |
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| 05 Jun 2012 05:13 PM |
I was once walking down the street and I saw a java and I said
"Hello"
and it replied
"Hello"
and I said
"What are you up to"
And it said
"Hello"
BECOZ IT RAN OUT OF RAM AND FORGOT IT HAD ALREADY SAID HELLO LOOOOOL |
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| 05 Jun 2012 05:14 PM |
Some people say that Java is like the brain. It uses all it's memory on useless things.
some people say that Java sucks. Of course, it's just opinion, but if you don't agree, you're wrong. |
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| 05 Jun 2012 05:15 PM |
| It might be hard to believe, but I actually use Java. I just mock how bad it's memory management is. And it has nowhere near as many features as C# |
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| 05 Jun 2012 05:17 PM |
@trappingnoobs
WOULD YOU BE QUIET ABOUT JAVA!?!!?!?!?!? Please? ;)
~Read Between The Squiggles~ |
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| 05 Jun 2012 05:18 PM |
A Java walked into the doctor and said Doctor, Doctor, I --------
It crashed because it ran out of memory |
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| 05 Jun 2012 05:19 PM |
Did you hear about what happen to the JAVA plain? It crashed...
~Read Between The Squiggles~ |
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| 05 Jun 2012 05:20 PM |
Stupid brain....
*Plane
~Read Between The Squiggles~ |
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Maradar
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| Joined: 06 Mar 2012 |
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| 05 Jun 2012 05:22 PM |
| print("HI NUBS") else game:Destroy() else game = true then false end |
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| 05 Jun 2012 05:22 PM |
Some programming languages are feature rich Some are fast Some are fun to use Some are very good with memory or garbage collection Some allow you deep access to the hardware
Java is none of the above |
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| 05 Jun 2012 05:25 PM |
| Java was originally a virus made to ear ur ram |
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mamaguy
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| Joined: 07 Oct 2010 |
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| 05 Jun 2012 05:26 PM |
I want to insert my floppy disk into your hard drive (Sorry if someone already posted this, I didn't read them all) Also, Java is sooooo much better than C, Objective C, C#, and C++ |
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pighead10
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| Joined: 03 May 2009 |
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| 05 Jun 2012 05:27 PM |
"Also, Java is sooooo much better than C, Objective C, C#, and C++"
I'm assuming that was meant to be a joke |
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| 05 Jun 2012 05:28 PM |
"Also, Java is sooooo much better than C, Objective C, C#, and C++"
"Java" "better" "C#" debatable
"Java" "better" "Objective C" true
"Java" "better" "C" "Java" "better" "C++" We have an idiot everyone! We have an idiot! Quarantine the area and kill it with fire |
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nightname
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| Joined: 10 Jun 2008 |
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| 05 Jun 2012 05:30 PM |
| I think we all need to calm down a take good sip of some old fashion Java. |
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| 05 Jun 2012 05:36 PM |
@night
IT WILL STEALLLL ALL OUR RAMS :( |
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Vareity
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| Joined: 07 Oct 2011 |
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| 05 Jun 2012 05:44 PM |
| trappingnoobs you should go to RT. |
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| 05 Jun 2012 05:48 PM |
^Or OT
~Read Between The Squiggles~ |
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| 05 Jun 2012 05:48 PM |
I used to use java, but then it ran out of memory trying to instance an arrow.
LOLOLOLOLLOPLLLLLOLLOOO |
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