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grabbles345 is not online. grabbles345
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04 Jun 2012 12:21 PM
Chuck Norris put the "fun" in "funeral".
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warycapdecutie is not online. warycapdecutie
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04 Jun 2012 12:22 PM
OMG HE'LL PWN YU!!!!!!
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04 Jun 2012 12:22 PM
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Black3211 is not online. Black3211
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04 Jun 2012 12:22 PM
Chuck Norris tears cure cancer. Too bad he doesn't cry.
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Black3211 is not online. Black3211
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04 Jun 2012 12:22 PM
Chuck Norris tears cure cancer. Too bad he doesn't cry.
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Black3211 is not online. Black3211
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04 Jun 2012 12:23 PM
Oops double post.
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grabbles345 is not online. grabbles345
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05 Jun 2012 03:47 PM
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.
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Skaterboy693 is not online. Skaterboy693
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05 Jun 2012 03:48 PM
inb4unoriginalchucknorrisjokes
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NewbControl114 is not online. NewbControl114
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05 Jun 2012 03:48 PM
Chuck Norris is now after you for creating an off-topic post about him.
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rockitbro is not online. rockitbro
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05 Jun 2012 03:49 PM
1. Chuck Norris once ate an entire bag of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

2. Chuck Norris scratches his back with a chainsaw.
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clubber909 is not online. clubber909
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05 Jun 2012 03:50 PM
When Chuck Norris punches a tree, one cubic meter of it converts into a tiny collectible item which can fit easily in his pocket and then the upper part of the tree where he punched it floats in the air mysteriously.
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Skaterboy693 is not online. Skaterboy693
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05 Jun 2012 03:51 PM
"When Chuck Norris punches a tree, one cubic meter of it converts into a tiny collectible item which can fit easily in his pocket and then the upper part of the tree where he punched it floats in the air mysteriously."
no one can top this one
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fanofblaziken9001 is not online. fanofblaziken9001
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05 Jun 2012 03:52 PM
Chuck Norris has cheese graters as toilet paper.
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grabbles345 is not online. grabbles345
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05 Jun 2012 10:13 PM
@fanofblaziken9001 OUCH! and ppl quit saying "OMG CHUCK NORRIS IS COMIN AFTER U!!!"

They say that there is no chin under Chuck Norris' beard, only ANOTHER FIST.
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PicklePower9 is not online. PicklePower9
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05 Jun 2012 10:14 PM
Chuck Norris won a game of Connect Four in three moves.
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bmi9198 is not online. bmi9198
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05 Jun 2012 10:16 PM
Chuck Noriris counted to infinity twice.
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0rx is not online. 0rx
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05 Jun 2012 10:16 PM
Chuck Norris eats rocks.

That's all I got.
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defectivegilbert is not online. defectivegilbert
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05 Jun 2012 10:16 PM
jesus can walk on water, chuck norris can swim on land
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bmi9198 is not online. bmi9198
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05 Jun 2012 10:17 PM
Chuck Norris won a staring contest with the mirror
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greenisawesome5 is not online. greenisawesome5
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05 Jun 2012 10:17 PM
Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.

Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic.

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; That's why there's no signs of life.
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kungfuman32 is not online. kungfuman32
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05 Jun 2012 10:17 PM
The reason people make jokes about chuck Norris is because Bruce lee is no Joke.
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defectivegilbert is not online. defectivegilbert
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05 Jun 2012 10:17 PM
chuck norris doesnt read books, he just stares at them until he gets the information he needs
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Logician is not online. Logician
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05 Jun 2012 10:18 PM
Chuck Norrish pushes the world down when he does push ups.

Common.
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chipy7997 is not online. chipy7997
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05 Jun 2012 10:18 PM
The funny thing is you are all getting these from that one chuck norris joke website

(Except 0rx)

~Having a sig is fun~
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defectivegilbert is not online. defectivegilbert
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05 Jun 2012 10:19 PM
when chuck norris does a push-up, hes not lifting himself up, hes pushing the earth down
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