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| 03 Jun 2012 11:37 PM |
And if we don't, I promise you that I'll refund part of your money.
Just sign on the dotted line here. |
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| 03 Jun 2012 11:39 PM |
| Triple your order of one-third of what you'll be getting! |
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| 03 Jun 2012 11:40 PM |
| What the heck kind of product am I apparently ordering? |
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| 03 Jun 2012 11:41 PM |
| So you will indeed be ordering? That's great news! We'll send you a receipt in the mail! |
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| 03 Jun 2012 11:41 PM |
Not anymore.
your mystery product sucks |
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| 03 Jun 2012 11:42 PM |
It's too late. You're already locked in for 5 years.
By the way, we're doubling your monthly payment and turning it into a bi-monthly payment. |
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| 03 Jun 2012 11:52 PM |
| There's been a problem with our vendor and all of our products have been backordered. You will eventually receive your products, but not until this is sorted out. In order to simplify it for your utmost convenience, we have decided to continue with all scheduled payments and have increased the duration of your contract by two years, as an apology for the inconvenience. |
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| 03 Jun 2012 11:54 PM |
| Oh, that's not good. I'll contact my manager and have that refunded as soon as you finish your contract. |
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| 03 Jun 2012 11:59 PM |
Clone H-4593 has now been tasked with all financial responsibilities.
please direct any inquiries about this product stuff to him
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