WiFiMania
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| 03 Jun 2012 09:41 PM |
| There's a big spider on my keyboard, and my hand is on it. What should I do? |
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WiFiMania
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| 03 Jun 2012 09:43 PM |
| Bump, please, if I move my hand it all it shakes around and scares me |
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furyking4
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| Joined: 17 Oct 2008 |
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| 03 Jun 2012 09:43 PM |
| dude don't be a cat, leave it alone and keep foruming. |
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WiFiMania
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| 03 Jun 2012 09:44 PM |
it's so big and furry it literally crawled under my hand |
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WiFiMania
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| 03 Jun 2012 09:45 PM |
| please help me it's making weird noises |
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furyking4
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MNGLOGANp
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| 03 Jun 2012 09:45 PM |
It's laying eggs on you
☀Sunshine☀ |
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kesito
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| 03 Jun 2012 09:46 PM |
Just.. slap that itchy spidey.
Carpe diem quam minimum credula postero |
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WiFiMania
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| 03 Jun 2012 09:47 PM |
| is it possible that I should...take my hand off of it? |
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| 03 Jun 2012 09:48 PM |
GET A SPOON
SPOON IT OUT OF YOUR HAND BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS
THEN THROW IT AT YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN |
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xeddyn
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| Joined: 18 Jun 2009 |
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| 03 Jun 2012 09:48 PM |
| It's offering itself as a sacrifice to it's superior god, please proceed to insert it into your mouth, (Engulph it) And reward it's brethren with great virility and prosperous times. |
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WiFiMania
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| 03 Jun 2012 09:51 PM |
it's in my mouth and it's squirming around it's tickling my uvula |
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WiFiMania
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| 03 Jun 2012 09:53 PM |
OH MY GOD IT JUST LAID EGGS IN MY THROAT I THINK WHAT DO I DO |
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Catfan4
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| Joined: 19 Feb 2011 |
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| 03 Jun 2012 09:55 PM |
Call 911 and say, "HELP THERES A SPIDER IN MY THROAT!! IT'S LAYING EGGS!!"
I literary laughed at that. |
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goar24
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WiFiMania
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| 03 Jun 2012 09:57 PM |
| IT'S SPINNING WEBS IN MY BRACES OH GOD |
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MNGLOGANp
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| 03 Jun 2012 09:58 PM |
Take a deep breath and drink some bug killer
☀Sunshine☀ |
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WiFiMania
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| 03 Jun 2012 10:00 PM |
IT JUST FORCE MY MOUTH OPEN NOW IT'S CRAWLING BACK ON MY HAND ACTUALLY IT'S KIND OF SOFT I THINK I'M GOING TO PET IT |
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dog896
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| Joined: 07 Feb 2009 |
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| 03 Jun 2012 10:01 PM |
| Drink some coca cola, spiders hate coca cola. |
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Catfan4
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WiFiMania
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| Joined: 23 Apr 2011 |
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| 03 Jun 2012 10:02 PM |
| IT JUST BIT MY HAND AND RAN AWAY OMG I FEEL DIZZY |
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dog896
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| 03 Jun 2012 10:03 PM |
| Eat some ice cream, ice cream makes you feel less dizzy. |
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| 03 Jun 2012 10:03 PM |
| Speak Spanish. Spiders communicate in Espanol. |
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