PieGuy305
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| 03 Jun 2012 03:05 PM |
Throughut the course of history, corruption has rampaged from government to goverbnment, from nation to nation, hungry for the souls of the corrupt. Even in Roblox, there is corruption and greed and evil. Yet some clans claim that they make a difference; that they are not corrupt, that they will fight for the rights of people, that they will give power and the chance of power to all. Some clans say that they don't care wether you have cool hats, OBC, and 15K R$, or a bloxxer cap and standard uniform. In my eyes, only one has succeeded: The Urban Assault Forces. To our Low and High Ranks, I give you this message: I wish to better our group and lead us into battle for the sake of our Motherland, not to inflate an ego or corrupt the system. My name is PieGuy305, but you may call me Pie, just as I call myself Konstantin Mikhail Rojas of Krasnoyarsk, Russia. Soon, however, some may call me "sir" (though I still pefer Konstantin Mikhail Rojas of Krasnoyarsk, Russia). I joined UAF at the Close of the UAF/Ro-Force War or June 2011, when I switched from my old account to this one. From my first raid where I helped MOOJL nuke Ro-Force, I was in love with this group. I quickly rose through the ranks and became a Major in the MOOJL/DH era. Now I want to further expand my responsibilities and become a Colonel. A little about my skills: I am very smart. I plan ahead, think things through, and I am able to make quick, calculated decisions. Although I cannot swordfight for my life, I am great at gunfighting. I have sucessfully raided other clans and defended UAF countless times since the time of benblue9, and my vast experience in the feild has given me the chance to think like a raider. How would I get into Sapphire if I were a raider? Where are my strong and weak spots? How can I get more soldiers in one place? I have great grammar and vast maturity. Lastly, I am very obidient and I will do as I am told. If I were to recieve this great honor of the rank of Colonel, I would try to boost the amount of Raid Trainings. Since all training skills are put to the test in warfare situations, I would try to give new redcruits the basic Idea of how to raid and defend, as well as go over strategy and gun skills. With swordfighting growing less and less common in raidable forts, I believe that good marksmanship is very important. Lastly, I would try to help low ranks rise up as I did and to know what UAF is all about. I would like to close by saying that although I am giving this long, eloquent speech, I was once a private just like every other UAF soldier. I improved my skills, became more mature, obeyed the rules, raided, came to trainings, and defended. Yet, in my year of service to the Motherland, the Urban Assault Forces has given me a family. True, it is a family armed to the teeth with virtual weapons, but still a family. And I hope to truly give this experience to others in UAF, and help us grow and improve as one Urban Assault Forces. -PieGuy305, the Eternal guardian of the Urban Assault Family. |
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| 03 Jun 2012 03:06 PM |
omg uaf smell bad
i give reasons so dun seas me |
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PieGuy305
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| 03 Jun 2012 03:07 PM |
BECAUSE YOU SMELL BAD!
ahahahaha |
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PieGuy305
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| 03 Jun 2012 03:07 PM |
You did say you give reasons... -PieGuy305, the Eternal guardian of the Urban Assault Family. |
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PieGuy305
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| 03 Jun 2012 03:08 PM |
Dear troll from OSE: Please leave, nobody likes you, nobody is listening to you. -PieGuy305, the Eternal guardian of the Urban Assault Family. |
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| 03 Jun 2012 03:09 PM |
you walk right into that one xD
wlellllll
uaf hr abuse admin
ehtn
after the abuse it they like spawn kill
they the tryo to taunt and antagonize people
in other words, uaf smel. |
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PieGuy305
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| 03 Jun 2012 03:12 PM |
Ummmm... I have seen spawnkilling, but WE dont admin abuse. Sapphire is a heavy target for exploiters. Also, can you not use your troll improper "gramr"or whatever? Its obnoxious and just plain dumb. -PieGuy305, the Eternal guardian of the Urban Assault Family. |
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| 03 Jun 2012 03:13 PM |
o yes good reasons
it doesnt smel because youve seen spawn killing. |
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PieGuy305
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| 03 Jun 2012 03:14 PM |
In the words of several great leaders before me, In different words: COME AT ME BRO!!! COME AT ME!!! Just kidding. -PieGuy305, the Eternal guardian of the Urban Assault Family. |
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PieGuy305
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| 03 Jun 2012 03:16 PM |
| Ok, but spawnkilling doesn't constitute a smell, more like a light odor, or a zit covered up by hair on the face of the Motherland. Besides, all large groups have sdpawnkillers, and they are usually low ranks. Spawnkilling is not tolerated and spawnkillers are dealt with immediately. |
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| 03 Jun 2012 03:16 PM |
umm actly
yes it does constitute a smell
i too pysicans and pboilogy in school.
i think in know moe than you. |
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PieGuy305
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| 03 Jun 2012 03:19 PM |
| No, spawnkilling is maybe the stench of feet... So assuming all of my Comrades wear shoes, you cannot detect it... Besides, such a rare and small problem does not constitute even a small fart. |
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| 03 Jun 2012 03:20 PM |
no of your comrads canwear shooes
because they're all bums.
it not rare it happen every time there a raider look if I go to base and show u this
u believe me? |
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IsloGans
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| 03 Jun 2012 03:23 PM |
Good speech, I wasn't aware there was a Colonel Election. And if you really want to be immature, techno, I would advise stalking some other forum. This soldier wants to make this clan better. Whilst your just wasting your time.
Go help YOUR clan.
Thanks,
Islo |
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PieGuy305
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| 03 Jun 2012 03:23 PM |
No, because it will not happen. Only on rare occasions do my Comrades spawnkill...And for the record, my Comrades are not bums and we can all afford shoes, because our government supplies us with new shoes every 4-6 months. -PieGuy305, the Eternal guardian of the Urban Assault Family. |
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PieGuy305
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| 03 Jun 2012 03:24 PM |
Thank you Islo, my Comrade. SEE, Techno? These are the kinds of soldies we have in UAF... not spawnkillers. -PieGuy305, the Eternal guardian of the Urban Assault Family. |
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IsloGans
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| 03 Jun 2012 03:26 PM |
| Pie, just shorten your name "-PieGuy305, the Eternal guardian of the Urban Assault Family" To, "-Pie, giving UAF flavour" |
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PieGuy305
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| 03 Jun 2012 03:27 PM |
I like it!!!! -Pie, giving UAF flavour |
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IsloGans
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| 03 Jun 2012 03:30 PM |
Hehehhe. Good luck my friend.
DAMM
I'm just a Captain
but hey, i'll get there some dayyy |
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| 03 Jun 2012 03:34 PM |
| That's the longest speech I have ever heard. :S Nice job though. |
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PieGuy305
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| 03 Jun 2012 03:34 PM |
| @islo, if I see you perform well, I could talk to a General about changing that... |
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IsloGans
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| 03 Jun 2012 03:39 PM |
Thanks Pie. I wasn't hinting anything. Hope you didn't think I was.
Dunno what to say now.
I wish I could join in on the speeches Dx
-Isloh
*I must stop stalking this forum...* |
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