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Re: 5 reasons why Pokemon is evil

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CopyrightViolation is not online. CopyrightViolation
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03 Jun 2012 01:57 PM
1. Pokemon teaches children to use their imagination and provides entertainment, another work of the devil. Pokemon are evil spirits directly from Satan's home that use their evil powers of sharing, kindness and love to corrupt the minds of children.

2. When Pokemon lay eggs, they do not marry first before they get cozy and make a baby. They have eggs with other Pokemon demons that do not match their species, and this is called adultery and it entails life in hell.

3. Pokemon are summoned using the evil powers of Satan from red-and-white balls that release a demonic red matter that forms a Pokemon. Such power is clearly the work of a villainous power, teaching your children that imaginary friends are real, when they are actually halluccinations created from evil spirits lurking in your children.

4. Pokemon are forced to fight violently against other demons of other species for their master's entertainment. Such is the command of the devil that they use their sorcery and satanic powers to use nature to kill each other in extremely violent bloodbaths that your children crave.

5. Worst of all, Pokemon teaches your children to be kind to animals, another sign of spiritual corruption. Animals are simply evil spirits sent by Satan to possess your children into false love and friendship, when they should be using the powers of hatred.

Discuss.

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KyleT is not online. KyleT
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03 Jun 2012 01:58 PM
I thought the Phillipines was more corrupt than Pokemon.
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KyleT is not online. KyleT
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03 Jun 2012 01:58 PM
And I made that spelling mistake purposely.
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angryshoopdawhooper is not online. angryshoopdawhooper
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03 Jun 2012 01:58 PM
Can't tell if trolling or just plain stupid.
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DarkAngel101020 is not online. DarkAngel101020
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03 Jun 2012 01:58 PM
*applause*

Well done.



~LPFAN4EVER in Banland for 1 day~ **Sips tea**
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03 Jun 2012 01:59 PM
"Brought to you by the WBC"
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mikeyman10ash is not online. mikeyman10ash
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03 Jun 2012 02:00 PM
Me: I like anim-
Police: YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR BEING KIND TO SATANIC CREATURES

~Prolonged exposure to the orb of confusion gives you... uh... CONFUSION~
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sonic17TH is not online. sonic17TH
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03 Jun 2012 02:00 PM
1. P'ha is funny! :D

2. Animals mate differently. ;P

3. Call it demonic, I call it tomato!

4. Think of it as a Randori.

5. Waht is this? satan cult?
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mikeyman10ash is not online. mikeyman10ash
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03 Jun 2012 02:01 PM
Me: But I was going to say anime!

~Prolonged exposure to the orb of confusion gives you... uh... CONFUSION~
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PinkiePieFTW is not online. PinkiePieFTW
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03 Jun 2012 02:01 PM
5 Gave it away that your trolling.
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rioka is not online. rioka
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03 Jun 2012 02:03 PM
"Pokemon are evil spirits directly from Satan's home"

I thought they came from the pokemon daycare.
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03 Jun 2012 02:04 PM
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03 Jun 2012 02:04 PM
fail troll
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