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| 03 Jun 2012 01:57 PM |
Everyone knows science jokes are the best jokes.
Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel
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Glaceau1
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| 03 Jun 2012 01:59 PM |
| A neutron walked into a bar and asked, "How much for a drink?" The bartender replied, "For you, no charge." |
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Glaceau1
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| 03 Jun 2012 02:02 PM |
Q: What did one quantum physicist say when he wanted to fight another quantum physicist?
A: Let me atom. |
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| 03 Jun 2012 02:02 PM |
UP AND AT 'EM, ATOM ANT!
~Prolonged exposure to the orb of confusion gives you... uh... CONFUSION~ |
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| 03 Jun 2012 02:03 PM |
It's not an electron, its a neutron. o3o
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Q: What is the simplest way to observe the optical Doppler effect?
A: Go out at and look at cars. The lights of the ones approaching you are white, while the lights of the ones moving away from you are red. |
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TyphoonII
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| 03 Jun 2012 02:04 PM |
The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here."
A faster-than-light neutrino walks into a bar. |
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| 03 Jun 2012 02:05 PM |
we're taking these jokes from the same website
yeahhhhhhhhh |
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birdhouse
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| 03 Jun 2012 02:07 PM |
| A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says, "Wait, Professor! What if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?" And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion! That's my wife!" |
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Bloximy
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| 03 Jun 2012 02:07 PM |
I got a joke :D
At the end of the semester, a 10th-grade chemistry teacher asked her students what was the most important thing that they learned in lab. A student promptly raised his hand and said, "Never lick the spoon." |
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| 03 Jun 2012 02:08 PM |
Q: What did the male magnet say to the female magnet? A: From your backside, I thought you were repulsive. However, after seeing you from the front, I find you rather attractive. |
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| 03 Jun 2012 02:08 PM |
| I thought the red-shifting one was amazing. |
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| 03 Jun 2012 02:14 PM |
A small piece of sodium which lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
“Oh Bunsen, my flame. I melt whenever I see you . . .”, the sodium pined.
“It’s just a phase you’re going through”, replied the Bunsen burner. |
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| 03 Jun 2012 02:15 PM |
| All electrons were in a party. Protons attacked them. A hero saves them. Electrons asked, “Who are you?”. Hero said, “BOND, COVALENT BOND”. |
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| 03 Jun 2012 02:16 PM |
Did you hear the one about the scientist that discovered a gas that could go through anything?
Now he's trying to find a place where he could put it in!
bad dum crash |
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| 03 Jun 2012 02:17 PM |
atoms are sitting in a bar. One says to the other, "I think I've lost an electron." The other asks "Are you sure?" To which the first replies, "I'm positive."
Photons have mass? I didn't know they were Catholic! |
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| 03 Jun 2012 02:22 PM |
@Juice
I said the first one already. o3o |
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Crystoh
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| 03 Jun 2012 02:23 PM |
A man walked into a bar and said, "I'll have some H20." A second man came in and said "I'll have some H20, too!" The second man died.
get it
lolo |
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| 03 Jun 2012 02:29 PM |
A physicist, biologist, and chemist go to the beach.
The physicist looks out over the water for some time, studying the waves. He eventually announces that he is going to go further out into the water to study the physics of the waves and their source. He obviously drowns and never returns.
The biologist sits with the chemist for some time until he decides that he is going to go into the water to study the flora and fauna in the ocean. Likewise, he drowns and never returns.
The chemist stays on the beach a while longer. Finally, she pulls out her notebook and writes, "The biologist and physicist are soluble in ocean water." |
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| 03 Jun 2012 02:31 PM |
Red bumber sticker on a car: "If this sticker is blue, you're going too fast"
Q:-What is The Doppler effect ?
A:-It’s the effect of stupid ideas sounding more reasonable the faster they come at you. |
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