chichi87
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| 02 Jun 2012 10:56 AM |
What are they?
Nanobots are a technology that science apparently engineered to make you terrified of the future. We're talking about microscopic, self-replicating robots that can invisbily build--or destroy--anything. Vast sums of money are being poured into nanotechnology. Sure, at some level scientists know nanobots will destroy mankind. They just can't resist seeing how it happens.
How it can result in zombies:
Scientists have already created a nano-cyborg, by fusing a tiny silicone chip to a virus. The first thing they found out is these cyborgs can still operate for up to a month after the death of the host. Notice how nano scientists went right for zombification, even at this early stage. They know where the horror is.
According to studies, within a decade they'll have nanobots that can crawl inside your brain and set up neural connections to replace damaged ones. That's right; the nanobots will be able to rewire your thoughts. What could possibly go wrong?
Chances this could cause a zombie apocalypse:
Do the math, people.
Some day there will be nanobots in your brain. Those nanobots will be programmed to keep functioning after you die. They can form their own neural pathways, meaning they can use your brain to keep operating your limbs after you've deceased and, presumably, right up until you rot to pieces in mid-stride.
The nanobots will be programmed to self-replicate, and the death of the host will mean the end of the nanobots. To preserve themselves, they'd need to transfer to a new host. Therefore, the last act of the nanobot zombie would be to bite a hole in a healthy victim, letting the nanobots steam in and set up camp in the new host. Once in, they can shut down the part of the brain that resists (the cortex) and leave the brain stem intact. They will have added a new member to the unholy army of the undead.
Now, it should be more than clear by this point that our goal is to be responsible researchers. We don't want to create a panic here. All we're saying is that on an actual day on the actual calendar in the future, runaway microscopic nanobots will end civilization by flooding the planet with the cannabalistic undead.
Science has proven it. |
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Lardneo
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| 02 Jun 2012 10:58 AM |
tl;dr for lazy people:
IT'S ALL SCIENCE'S FAULT
MY THEORY SUCKS AND DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE BUT I USE BIG WORDS TO CONFUSE YOU INTO THINKING IT DOES |
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Tiwe
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| 02 Jun 2012 10:58 AM |
| And all of this because sprouts because when you add a cannibal and a murderer together, it definitely screams for zombie. |
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chichi87
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| 02 Jun 2012 10:59 AM |
| So what Im saying, is they're coming |
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chichi87
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jimmy2054
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| 02 Jun 2012 11:01 AM |
| Because nanobots plan on escaping. |
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Lardneo
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| 02 Jun 2012 11:02 AM |
no
it's not
you've been absorbing too much science fiction |
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chichi87
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| 02 Jun 2012 11:05 AM |
| except that this will never happen because everything is regulated by the government and no one will ever have a license to do this |
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chichi87
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chichi87
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| 02 Jun 2012 11:14 AM |
| I am not good at making science fiction, so this is real |
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| 02 Jun 2012 11:18 AM |
if anything more things are becoming regulated, not less
so yes things change but they're changing in the opposite direction of this theory
so long as ron paul isn't elected president or something this will NEVER happen |
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jimmy2054
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| 02 Jun 2012 11:19 AM |
>Things change...
What, so much that they release something incredibly deadly into the public? |
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Bloxeena
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| 02 Jun 2012 11:31 AM |
Y'know, I told my mum that it's possible for a zombie apocalpse to happen and that we should prepare. She just laughed and told me I was being ridiculous. Oh, how wrong she was. *waggles finger at mum* |
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