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| 01 Jun 2012 04:32 PM |
PFF,first off all,watch the images of the guy with the eaten face,if you're not scared of it/if you didn't puked then that's good for a zomie apocalypse. But still,you don't have training,you can't use a gun properly,you may even kill yourself trying to survive,the food will sometime go,as no one will can work and make the food again,it's just impossible to survive,we're not in games,you know? Now back to the random stupid silly me:I like trains. |
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hambert
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| 01 Jun 2012 04:33 PM |
fyi mormons always have 1 years worth of food with them
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dribson
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| 01 Jun 2012 04:33 PM |
Eh, I'd survive for 'some' time. My friends are highly self-trained with weapons, but probably can't land a headshot.
I got a headshot with a paper airplane today. |
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| 01 Jun 2012 04:34 PM |
| Im trained with meele and firearms so im good. |
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Fred38
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| 01 Jun 2012 04:34 PM |
You could start by putting correct spacing in your sentences. Besides, all those hours I've played CODMW3 have to mean something. -trollfaic-
Ave. |
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| 01 Jun 2012 04:35 PM |
@Fred38 Somehow,i knew an idiot would say that... |
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| 01 Jun 2012 04:35 PM |
I'll just hide in my school somewhere. Yep, what a cliché. |
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| 01 Jun 2012 04:36 PM |
"trained with melee and firearms"
Translated into common English: "Hi guys, I can beat people with foam swords & shoot nerf guns! I so ready to survive the impossible!" |
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Fred38
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| 01 Jun 2012 04:36 PM |
You probably thought I was serious about the CODMW3 thing right? NOPE, IT'S JUST CHUCK TESTA WITH ANOTHER TAXIDERMIZED BEAR IN YOUR CLOSET.
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Qwazola11
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| 01 Jun 2012 04:37 PM |
I'm a wrestler, I'm one of the most agile and among the fastest people I know. Just thought I'd add. |
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Txe
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| 01 Jun 2012 04:41 PM |
don’t know why my whole world came crashin’ down, I just woke up in lonely town. I opened up my eyes and much to my surprise, Look out, there’s heaven that I’ve found!
Don’t need to care about tomorrow. I got no pain, I got no sorrow.
I’m the last man on earth, So tell me what it’s worth. Am I a beggar or a king? Got no trouble, got no time, Eternity is mine! I got a whole lot of everything!
I can take this town And just burn it to the ground! Smash every window that I see! I can smoke, I can drink, I can swear an’ I can stink! There ain’t no one to bother me! No, no.
Don’t need to care about tomorrow I got not pain, I got no sorrow.
I’m the last man on earth, So tell me what it’s worth. Am I a beggar or a king? Got no trouble, got no time. Eternity is mine! I got a whole lot of everything! It’s all mine!
There’s not a single soul to talk to me, But that’s okay, I never liked them!
I’m the last man on earth And I know what it’s worth! I’m not a beggar, I’m a king! Got no troubles, got no time, And everything is fine! Cuz I’m the king of everything! It’s all mine! Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine! |
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9volt
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| 01 Jun 2012 04:43 PM |
Those hours of playing DayZ in ARMA 2 will finally pay off if the apocalypse DOES happen.
5000 square miles, zombies, and bandits. OH BOY. |
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| 01 Jun 2012 04:45 PM |
zombies can't survive the searing texas heat
screw that |
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| 01 Jun 2012 04:51 PM |
@9volt You can't really belive that helped you,if you play Assassin Creed you're not automatically an assassin,or if you play minecraft you're not automatically a builder/miner/fighter/etc. The point is:Games won't help you. |
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GeckoFPS
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| 01 Jun 2012 04:52 PM |
I took 5 different styles of martial arts for 3 years
I'm good. |
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9volt
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| 01 Jun 2012 04:54 PM |
@aiz
have you even looked at the DayZ mod or ARMA 2 in general? Learn before you speak, little boy. It won't help my aim, but my tactics are much more developed than a normal person's. |
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| 01 Jun 2012 04:55 PM |
>implying combat helps to survive a zombie apocalypse
keep on running |
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dribson
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| 01 Jun 2012 04:57 PM |
Other thsn my friends, I'm screwed.
But, I actually have brains, AND I go on the internet! *insert gasps from audience* |
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goof333
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| 01 Jun 2012 04:57 PM |
| i would run to somewhere REALY cold or REALY hot, extreme temperatues should work in my favor. and when food and water runs out? there are edible plants and stuff that contain water and are a good sorce of food. |
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| 01 Jun 2012 04:58 PM |
@9volt "Little kid" You're talking like you know my age,you can't really belive you're a tactician just because you play games,i have played alot of Strategy Games and Shooter Games,but that won't really help me,people like you just won't survive,play some horror games maybe,that will help you just not to get scared too easy. But let's be honest,most of us will just hide in a closet and wish not to be found. |
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| 01 Jun 2012 04:59 PM |
| @Fred Use COD tactics in a zombie apocalypse and you will last 4 minutes, use ARMA tactics and you will live until the end of the apocalypse :P |
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9volt
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| 01 Jun 2012 05:00 PM |
'horror games'
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
DayZ: Free-roaming enviroment with bandits, zombies, ammo is conservative, you can break bones, starve to death, drown, and die of dehydration.
did I mention the area is about half the size of Chernarussia?
look, the military uses ARMA 2 for training on occasion. that's good enough for me. |
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9volt
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| 01 Jun 2012 05:01 PM |
| Chernarussia? I meant half the size of Russia, whoops. |
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